Amanda Nunes Is The GOAT

Look, there are a few things in life that can always be debated. We can debate whether Coca-Cola or Pepsi is the better drink (it’s definitely Pepsi). We can debate whether Tyson Fury got up before the ten-count against Deontay Wilder (he definitely did). Hell, we can even debate whether Killmonger was right in Black Panther (he definitely was). However, there’s one topic that isn’t up for debate, son: Amanda Nunes is the greatest women’s MMA fighter ever. Fucking ever, man!

Ok, by now, anyone familiar with MMA should know that Nunes knocked Cris Cyborg the fuck out. Now, I’ll be honest, fam. On the real, I didn’t give Nunes much of a chance, bruh. Like, I legit looked at Cyborg like the Terminator, son. But, to be fair, I also believed that if anyone was capable of pulling off an upset, it was Nunes. Real talk, I gave Nunes a slight glimmer of hope because she hits fucking hard, man! So, in my head, if by some miracle she caught Cyborg with the right punch, she might be able to pull it off. Well, I was right AND wrong, folks. Yes, she did catch Cyborg with the right punch. But, she also caught Cyborg with like 20 other “right” punches, people. I mean, Nunes beat the SHIT out of her, brethren!

All I know is, after this victory, Nunes is CLEARLY the GOAT, son. Now, I’m not just saying that because of her victory over Cyborg. Nah, I’m saying that because of her victory over Cyborg AND all of the other legends she’s beat, man. Keeping it a buck, her resume is STACKED, fam. Shit, let’s go through some of the women she’s conquered, bruh:

  • Cris Cyborg: Former Strikeforce, Invicta FC and UFC Featherweight Champion
  • Ronda Rousey: Former Strikeforce and UFC Bantamweight Champion
  • Valentina Shevchenko: Current UFC Flyweight Champion
  • Miesha Tate: Former Strikeforce and UFC Bantamweight Champion
  • Julia Budd: Current Bellator Featherweight Champion
  • Germaine de Randamie: Former UFC Featherweight Champion

For God‘s sake, what else do I have to say, son? Nunes took out 6 of the most notable champions in MMA history. From my vantage point, this puts her FAR ahead of her competition, man. At this point, Holly Holm is the only one who hasn’t taken the L yet. Side note, that’s probably coming, fam. All I can say is, I don’t see Holm beating Nunes. Anyway, it’s time for us to acknowledge that Nunes is the greatest, bruh. Hell, it’s not even fucking close, folks.

In the end, all hail the GOAT! Ultimately, Nunes solidified her place in history, son. By and by, I was hyped as shit to see it, man. At the end of the day, that’s all I have to say, fam. Viva la Amanda Nunes! That is all. LC out.

P.S. Happy New Year, you filthy animals! Good day!

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Damn, Tiger! In High School You Were The Man, Tiger!

So, to begin, I’ll admit that I don’t know a lot about this situation, man. All I know is, Tiger Woods just caught a DUI charge. In addition, his mugshot looks CRAZY, son! Like, that’s the same dude who won 14 major championships? Good Lord, man, this guy’s fall from grace has been one of the most outlandish things to witness. All in all, whenever ESPN decides to pull the trigger, Tiger’s 30 for 30 documentary is going to be EPIC, fam!

Now, before I continue, let me get one thing out of the way: Tiger Woods is the greatest golfer of all time. Yes, I’m fully aware of who Jack Nicklaus is. I’m fully aware of who Arnold Palmer is. Also, I’m fully aware of Gary Player, Ben Hogan and Sam Snead too. With all of that being said, NO ONE ever dominated golf like Tiger did in his prime. I mean, it’s not even close, son. Shit, if anyone doesn’t believe me, just go back and revisit his 12 stroke win at the 1997 Masters Tournament. Keeping it a buck, Tiger was essentially the golf version of a “create-a-player,” fam.

In any case, by now, I’m sure we all know what happened to Tiger. Ever since his rampant infidelity became a news story in 2009, he’s never been the same, bruh. Look, even by the numbers, he won his last major in 2008. Frankly, Tiger’s golf game was immaculate when he was smashing any woman with a pulse. Ok, yes, injuries have also played a big role in his decline. However; let’s be real, he won that 2008 U.S. Open title on a fucked up leg, son. Listen, all I’m saying is, I don’t think it’s a coincidence that he lost his glow when he lost his hoes, man.

In the end, we now live in a time where Tiger is an afterthought. Moving on, when it comes to his recent arrest, he claims that he had an “unexpected reaction” to prescription medicine. Now, that may very well be true, but he looks crazy nonetheless, son. Ultimately, it’s a damn shame that the G.O.A.T. is nothing more than a punchline now. By and by, he just needs to pack up his clubs and retire, fam. Look, the run is over, Tiger. It’s over, man. Just try to bow out with some form of dignity, bruh. LC out.