I Can’t Wait For ‘The Punisher’!

So, I’m going to keep this short today, son. All I can say is, I can’t WAIT for this The Punisher show on Netflix, man! As a lifelong comic book fan, Frank Castle has always been one of my favorite characters. I mean, we all love a good superpower, but ain’t nothing like an ordinary human being doing some extraordinary shit, fam. Shit, that’s exactly why Batman is my favorite hero of all time. In any case, after the way Netflix and Jon Bernthal brought Punisher to life on Daredevil, I’m super hyped for this new show, bruh!

Now, I could take the time to explain to everyone who Punisher is, but that’s what Google is for, son. Instead, I’d much rather just let the trailer speak for itself, man. With that being said, check out the trailer for the upcoming show below. As of now, I don’t know when the show starts, but when it does, I shall be there, fam! In the end, long live Marvel, bruh! That is all. LC out.

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Stop Tweeting, Kevin Durant

Ok, all jokes aside, where are Kevin Durant‘s friends, son? I mean, no one told him that his social media behavior has been corny as shit, man? Look, I know I’ve given him a hard time for his Golden State Warriors move, but I never thought he’d do something so lame, fam. All in all, KD just needs to accept the fact that most people don’t accept his decision. At this point, he’s an NBA champion now. Why does he still care what people think?

Now, for those who missed it, KD got caught doing some hoe shit last week. So, apparently, this dude has been using secret Twitter and Instagram accounts to argue with people hating on him. He got caught after accidentally posting a response from his REAL Twitter account. Look, in the aforementioned message, he spoke about himself in the third person, shitted on his former coach Billy Donovan AND threw shots at the entire Oklahoma City Thunder organization. In his eyes, it was just him and Russell Westbrook. To be fair, he wasn’t wrong about that part.

In any case, when he was confronted about his actions during a fireside chat at TechCrunch Disrupt, he owned up to his corniness. Now, before I continue, let me be clear about something. KD is EASILY one of the top 3 players in the game. In addition, I never faulted him for leaving OKC. Frankly, he’s only getting hate for going to a team that beat him. To make matters worse, he’s handled the situation TERRIBLY since switching teams. Look, this dude is a champion and a Finals MVP now. By and by, our opinions shouldn’t even matter to him. Keeping it a buck, people will never like his decision, fam. He just needs to focus on winning and move the fuck on, bruh.

In the end, @quiresultan on IG is not going to make us like Kevin Durant. So, he just needs to leave the secret accounts alone and go ball out. Ultimately, his third person defense ranks high on the all-time loser list, son. Shit, he’s winning now, which is what he says he’s always wanted. Nothing else should even matter, man. Just let it go, KD. LC out.

‘Clean-Cut American’ Kills Black People

So, I’m going to get straight to the point, son. I truly, truly, TRULY despise the constant humanization of White murderers. I mean, no matter how heinous the crime, these killers are still given respect and deference. Listen, when a person commits a devious act, I don’t give a fuck about how awesome someone thinks they are. At the end of the day, they need to be judged for what they’ve done, man. Shit, Lord knows that Black people are NEVER given the benefit of the doubt, fam.

Now, for those who missed it, Kenneth Gleason is a piece of shit. As of now, this asshole has been charged with murder after shooting two Black men. According to reports, Gleason killed 59-year-old Bruce Cofield and 49-year-old Donald Smart. Sadly, the former was an innocent homeless man, and the latter was a dishwasher on his way to work. Apparently, Gleason fired on both men from his car and then walked up on them to finish the job.

As it stands, these murders are being investigated as racial-motivated. In addition, while searching Gleason’s house, authorities found a copy of an Adolf Hitler speech. So, based on this information, I think I know everything I need to know about Kenneth Gleason. However; if we let his neighbor tell it, he’s just a “clean-cut American kid.” Yeah, that’s a direct quote, people! That’s exactly what Nancy Reynolds said about a murderer.

Listen, as a Black person, this type of shit INFURIATES me, son! Like, minorities can’t even get respect when we’re the victims. However; a man who specifically targeted Black people can get a glowing review. Now, tell me, Ms. Reynolds, what does a “clean-cut American kid” look like? What about him warrants such a description? From my perspective, he’s a racist and a killer. Oh, wait, that IS American, man! Shit, that’s EXACTLY what “clean-cut Americans” have done to Black people since we got to this fucking country! In that respect, she might be absolutely right, fam.

In the end, fuck Kenneth Gleason and fuck anyone who has anything positive to say about him. All in all, the focus should be on the innocent people he killed. With that being said, Rest In Peace to Cofield and Smart. Hopefully, they throw this turd under the jail, fam. LC out.

Kevin Hart Is Out Here Looking CRAZY!

So, I’m going to just get straight to the point, son. Kevin Hart is taking a LOT of L’s right now, man. I mean, these groupies got him out here looking CRAZY, fam! Shit, not only did he get caught creeping on his wife, Eniko Hart, but now, the word is that the side chicks tried to extort him. Good Lord, life comes at folks FAST, bruh! In any case, they say “what goes around comes around,” so karma might be dancing on his ass right now.

Now, before I continue, let me get one thing out of the way. Keeping it a buck, I’m the LAST human being on Earth who can judge anyone for cheating. Anyway, I would divulge further, but this post ain’t about me, son! With that being said, Kevin Hart is no stranger to cheating rumors, man. Look, if anyone has ever watched his stand-ups, they’d hear him talk about what led to the breakup of his first marriage. Frankly, he made a habit out of cheating on Torrei Hart and ended up telling some jokes about it. All in all, I laughed, fam. Listen, the dude is funny, bruh!

Moving on, even his current relationship with Eniko has had its bumps and bruises. To that point, all I’ll say is, they started dating in 2009, but his divorce from Torrei wasn’t finalized until 2011. So, I’ll just let the people do the math on that one. Now, to add insult to injury, this new cheating scandal comes up. Based on the video going around, he was in some room smashing two women while his pregnant wife was at home. Sheesh, the optics on this look TERRIBLE, fam! By and by, it seems as if he admitted to everything on Instagram in an attempt to thwart the women’s extortion plot. In addition, the FBI is now looking into his case. Man, this story just keeps on getting wilder, bruh!

In the end, all of this will probably blow over, son. I mean, if his wife stays with him and he doesn’t ante up any money to these side chicks, then he doesn’t really lose here. Ultimately, the internet will have a ton of jokes, but it probably won’t hurt him, man. By and by, he only has two options from here: either stop cheating on Eniko or find some better prospects, fam. Real talk, the former is probably the better idea here. LC out.

P.S. I’m sure Torrei feels somewhat vindicated at the moment. However; she needs to stop doing interviews, son. I mean, we all know the history, ma’am. There’s really no need to sling mud right now, man. On the real, she’s doing herself a disservice by getting down in the dirt. In my eyes, doing press makes it look like she’s not over her divorce. If she’s really happy, then just be happy and let Eniko deal with Kevin’s fuckery. That is all.

What Fight Was Adalaide Byrd Watching?

So, it finally happened, son. The fight between Gennady Golovkin and Canelo Álvarez finally happened, man. Now, even though the fight wasn’t the absolute bloodbath that some of us predicted, it was still an entertaining bout, fam. In any case, the result could definitely be debated, bruh. Even though I thought a draw was the right call, I wasn’t mad at people who thought GGG won. With that being said, what fight was Adalaide Byrd watching?! I mean, she scored the match 118-110 for Canelo. On the real, that’s one of the most absurd rulings I’ve seen in a long time, folks.

Now, before I get to Byrd’s fuckery, let me tell everyone how I judged the fight. From my perspective, Canelo started out strong. Keeping it a buck, I gave him the first two rounds. GGG looked like he was trying to figure Canelo out, so he wasn’t attacking like he normally would. In addition, I also gave Canelo the last three rounds. By then, it looked like he was fighting with a sense of urgency. He was throwing more combinations and not running as much. During those moments, he looked like he actually wanted some static.

Anyway, besides those five rounds, I gave GGG damn near all of the rounds in the middle. So, basically, he either won six or seven of those rounds, depending on perspective. Frankly, he was just hunting Canelo around the ring and hitting him with the jab at will. Also, none of Canelo’s shots hurt him in the slightest. Shit, look at this clip, fam. He ate Canelo’s best shot and just kept on stalking, bruh. Listen, GGG is a fucking machine, son!

Moving on, let’s get back to Byrd, man. Now, in order for her to judge the fight 118-110, she had to believe that Canelo won 10 out of the 12 rounds. Man, get thee FUCK outta here! There is NO WAY in Hell that Canelo won 10 rounds! By the numbers, GGG landed more punches AND he was chasing Canelo around the ring. On top of that, Canelo didn’t throw enough combinations to really steal any of those rounds. All in all, he wasn’t that aggressive, son. Look, a fighter can’t run AND not throw enough punches, man! Real talk, Canelo didn’t do enough to decisively win that fight.

In the end, I’m glad that the Nevada Athletic Commission is benching Byrd. Look, she simply doesn’t need to judge another big fight, son. Ultimately, her score was a travesty, fam. By and by, it ruined an otherwise good night for boxing, bruh. *Sigh* Way to go, Byrd! LC out.

New Music Fridays: LC ‘The World Is Mine’

What’s the word, good people? Welcome back to this New Music Fridays thing of ours. For today’s song, I’m re-embracing my live instrumentation roots. All I know is, no matter how far I venture out, I always come back to my love of musicianship, man. In any case, everyone can listen to “The World Is Mine” below. As always, the song can be streamed/downloaded on SoundCloud and streamed on YouTube. Let’s keep the proceedings proceeding, son. LC out.

What Happened To Kenneka Jenkins?

So, to be real, I keep reading stories about Kenneka Jenkins and I still don’t feel like I know anything, son. Like, no matter what article I come across, I’m still clueless about what led to this young woman’s death. As it stands, no concrete information has surfaced about her demise. All I know is, Teresa Martin deserves to know what happened to her daughter. Real talk, I don’t know if foul play was involved, but the truth needs to come to the light, man. All in all, Jenkins’ story is thoroughly unsettling, fam.

Now, for those who missed it, I’m going to try and condense this wild story. So, the entire situation unfolded over this past weekend. On Friday, Jenkins left her Chicago home to go party at the Crowne Plaza Hotel. During the course of the night, she spoke with her sister and even seemed to appear in a Facebook Live video. Around 3 a.m., she was seen walking around drunk on a hotel camera near the front desk. Around 4 a.m., her friends called her mother to tell her that they couldn’t find her. Fast forward to 12 a.m. on Sunday, Jenkins was found dead in an industrial freezer in the hotel.

Moving on, the main issue here is that we don’t know what happened between the time she was seen on camera and when her body was discovered. As of now, social media is in an uproar, with everyone offering analysis of what they think happened. Naturally, everyone wants to know what her friends know. How did they lose track of her? What was she doing before she disappeared? Who are all of the people in that Facebook Live video and what do they know? Did Jenkins’ body have any noticeable injuries? On the real, we’re all speculating and we legit don’t know shit, man!

Keeping it a buck, I can’t automatically say that foul play was involved. Not because it isn’t a possibility, but because we don’t have enough facts to make any judgment calls. Shit, we don’t know if someone hurt her or if she just stumbled into the freezer. Either way, the situation is super tragic, man. In any case, her friends do need to start talking, though. Someone has to know something about her untimely demise, son. In my eyes, I wouldn’t be surprised if some freak accident happened and these teenagers tried to cover it up. All I can say her, Jenkins’ autopsy can’t come soon enough, fam.

In the end, Rest In Peace to Kenneka Jenkins. Ultimately, it’s truly sad that she died so young, man. As a 32-year-old man, I couldn’t imagine leaving this world at 19. Shit, our lives are just getting started at that age, son. In addition, as a father, I couldn’t imagine losing a child is such a manner, bruh. By and by, I just hope this isn’t a mystery that remains unsolved. LC out.