What The Nazis & Confederacy Have In Common

Ok, I have a question, son. I really want to know why White Nationalists are so enamored with the Nazis and the Confederacy. I mean, we’re talking about two factions who LITERALLY went to war with America. Oh, by the way, both groups lost in epic fashion, man. So, how can they claim to be patriots when they’re embracing groups that were actually at odds with this country? All in all, these facts alone debunk EVERYTHING about this idiotic movement. Way to champion losers, losers!

Now, let’s take a brief trip down memory lane, people. At this point, everyone should know who Adolf Hitler is. During World War II, the Nazi leader thought he wanted smoke and ended up getting completely mopped up. Fam, Hitler was such a bitch, he took his own life instead of facing the consequences of his actions. So, when these White Supremacists wear that swastika, they’re wearing the symbol of a man who got his men killed and then shot himself. By and by, their leader was a fucking coward, man!

Moving on, let’s talk about the Confederacy. These clowncakes literally wanted to secede from the United States. Keeping it a buck, they didn’t want to give up their slaves and thought war was the better option. So, if we add all of this up, these traitors were enemies to America who were all about Black oppression. Ultimately, Robert E. Lee and company had to tuck their tails between their legs and come crawling back to the Union. Real talk, when these fools wave the Confederate flag around now, they’re waving the flag of a group that surrendered. Wow, how noble, son!

In the end, I don’t understand the White Nationalist love affair with losers. The Nazis fell, the Confederacy fell, and now these asshats are draping themselves in cornball memorabilia. Look, I don’t give a fuck about legacy, man. It’s not my fault that these folks’ ancestors were on the wrong side of history. Oh, great-granddad fought for the Confederacy? Guess what? He lost, son. Going forward, I really hope all of these wingdings remember their cowardly predecessors before they uplift their banners. Then again, all losers know how to do is lose, bruh. LC out.

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Nazis Love Donald Trump

Ok, let’s cut through the bullshit and get straight to the point, son. There is no such thing as an alt-right movement, man. The bigots who embrace that term, and openly support Donald Trump, are nothing more than White Nationalists. Taking it a step further, these bigots are nothing more than Nazis. Now, for anyone who thinks I’m being facetious, let’s review the fuckery that recently occurred in Washington, D.C. when Richard Spencer hosted his alt-right conference.

Now, this past Saturday, Spencer decided to host a play date with him and all of his racists friends. So, how do I know they’re racist? Well, Spencer stated that his dream is “a new society, an ethno-state that would be a gathering point for all Europeans.” In addition, he actively wants what he calls “peaceful ethnic cleansing.” Ethnic cleansing, bro? He really said that shit out loud, man? These statements were made along with a variety of anti-Semitic remarks, and at one point, Spencer called the media “Lügenpresse,” which comes directly from the Adolf Hitler playbook.

Stepping back for a second, even if there are Americans who are massive bigots, what part of the game is being a Nazi-sympathizer? Our country literally went to war to ensure that Hitler and his agenda were defeated. Why the fuck are reporters and pundits getting cute about what’s happening here? Individuals who are vocally in Trump’s corner are embracing Aryan fundamentals and no one’s calling them out on their bullshit. Hell, David Duke even felt compelled to run for office because he was so inspired by Trump’s platform.

Getting back to Spencer’s conference, the attendees thought it was a good idea to greet each other with the Hitler salute. They even thought it was a good idea to shout “hail Trump, hail our people, hail victory” while doing it. Bruh, I couldn’t even make this shit up if I wanted to. This fuckery is happening in real life, man! This is the America that Donald Trump has empowered. Like it or not, when Trump supporters put that orange-faced bastard into office, they opened the door for this type of hatred. No, one doesn’t come without the other and THIS is the country we really live in. Miss me with all of the excuses, son. A vote for Trump was a vote for White Nationalism. Point, blank, period!

In the end, what the hell do I know, son? I can write until my fingers fall off, but clearly the Trump administration doesn’t follow logic. The Donald would much rather take shots at the Hamilton cast than call out his Nazi supporters. Shit, he had to be directly asked about the situation by Julie Davis to even get a fucking response, man! Once again, I don’t give a fuck if Trump supporters don’t think they’re all racist. Ultimately, their leader is. Steve Bannon is. Jeff Sessions is. As far as I’m concerned, these clowns can all hail these nuts, bitch! Come and get me! Good day.

Stop Telling Black People When To Protest!

Honestly, there’s really no need to mince words here, son. I truly, truly hate when people tell Black people when it’s appropriate to protest. For this particular post, I’ m not even talking about the individuals who think we don’t have a right to protest at all. Nah, this time around, I’m speaking to the condescending fools who believe they have the moral authority to tell us when/what we have the right to feel. In my eyes, these folks can take their opinions and shove it.

First, I’d like to thank Kate Upton for inspiring this post. While she isn’t the first idiot to express this sentiment, she’s the one I’m going to use to destroy this faulty logic. After Colin Kaepernick took his stand, excuse me his sit, excuse me his kneel, against police brutality and racial injustice, more athletes have started to follow suit. However; according to Upton, while we have the “right” to protest, for the “120 seconds” during the national anthem, we should basically shut up and respect the flag/military. Now, pardon me, but since when does a model, or anyone for that matter, decide when minorities should be upset about our treatment in this country? Even though I’ve already spoken about this in a previous post, I think we need to delve deeper into why bringing up the military is ridiculous when talking about our protest methods.

Now, before I continue, let me start my thesis with the national anthem itself. The Star-Spangled Banner was written by a man named Francis Scott Key. Now, if anyone does their Google’s, they’ll notice that Key was not only a slave owner, but an active anti-abolitionist. So, for the dummies out there, the man who wrote the song their telling us to respect actually enslaved our ancestors. HE ENSLAVED OUR ANCESTORS, MAN! Why on Earth should we respect a song that was written by someone who literally fought against our freedom? That’s bar none the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard in my entire life, man. Basically, when he penned the words “land of the free and the home of the brave,” he DEFINITELY wasn’t talking about us, son. I think it’s truly amazing how everyone is told to “never forget” certain historical atrocities, but others that don’t fit a particular agenda or narrative are completely glossed over. Miss me with all of that bullshit, son. THIS is American history too, bitch! Own it!

Moving on, let’s talk about this “respect for the military” everyone loves to bring up. For just one second, can we stop pretending like the military is beyond reproach? Now, if anyone thinks I’m crossing the line with that statement, I’d suggest looking up the “mustard gas experiments” of World War II. That’s right, son, minorities were used as guinea pigs to determine the effects of mustard gas on intended targets. So, even in our service of this God-forsaken country, we’re treated like subhuman, second-class citizens. With that being said, don’t talk to me about what people have done for our freedom. In addition, if all of these naysayers care so much about the troops, why don’t they do more to help veterans suffering from physical disabilities, mental health issues and poverty? If singing the anthem is a detractor’s only show of support, they might as well sit down and shut the fuck of the highest shut the fucks up.

In the end, the fact of the matter is, people don’t want us to protest at all. When we march, we’re judged. When we speak, we’re judged. When we write, we’re judged. When we sit, we’re judged. There’s literally nothing we can do that’s acceptable in the eyes of our oppressors. But guess what, losers? We’re not going to stop demonstrating just because it makes certain people uncomfortable. For anyone who feels uneasy, good. This is only the beginning, man. There’s a movement happening here and there’s nothing anyone can do to stop it. Good day. No, GREAT day.

Don’t Give Trump The Nukes!


Ok, this has gone too far now. Over the course of Donald Trump‘s presidential campaign, he’s made a multitude of mind-numbingly idiotic comments. He’s made sooooo many ridiculous statements, there’s literally no way for me to document them all in a blog post. With that being said, up until this point, it’s all been under the guise of freedom of speech. In our wonderful country, we all have the right to utter just about any type of foolishness our hearts desire. However; when questionable intelligence is brought to the subject of nuclear weapons, we all need to be exceedingly afraid. So, I’m pleading with everyone in the entire United States: DON’T GIVE TRUMP THE DAMN NUCLEAR CODES!

Now, I’m not going to lie to anyone out there, man. When I heard Morning Joe Scarborough tell a story about Trump’s previous meeting with a foreign policy expert, I huddled in a corner crying from pure fear. Apparently, while this expert was giving Trump a crash course on international relations, Trump asked this individual on three different occasions why we couldn’t simply use our nuclear weapons. So, let me get this straight, son. Trump is receiving valuable knowledge about foreign policy and his FIRST reaction is to drop a nuke on someone? As in, take an action that hasn’t been taken anywhere in the world since the US did it to Japan twice in 1945? THAT’S his solution, son? Is anyone else out there freaking out about this, man?!

Look, just in case people are missing my point, let me explain myself a little more. It’s one thing to say wild things on the campaign trail. For God‘s sake, he’s a television “star.” He’s programmed to say and do things that’ll generate the most amount of attention. It’s something ENTIRELY different to be in a real meeting about issues that could potentially arise during a presidency and respond in such fashion. I’m actually not being facetious when I say this man might start World War 3 if he becomes president. I’m absolutely convinced that if he were elected, he would launch a nuke at some foreign country. In case people forgot, a presidential term is four years. FOUR years, man! If Trump is acting like this now, he will DEFINITELY press the button at some point during his presidency.

Listen, people, I know there are a variety of subjects that cause contention in this country, but this can’t be one of them. This man CANNOT become president. Forget race, gender, religious beliefs or whether you prefer Coke or Pepsi, this man is going to endanger us all. This isn’t a joke, son. This is Code Red, man! Code fucking Red! Now, for anyone who thinks this is a game, don’t call me for shelter when the left side of America has been blown off. I won’t help any naysayers during armageddon, bruh. Trust me, I’m already preparing for the worst. Good day, I hope…