Eminem Ethered Donald Trump

So, to be clear, I’m not going to spend any time talking about how legendary Eminem is, son. At this point, if someone out there doesn’t know that Em is a Top 3 rapper of all time, then I can’t help that person, man. With that being said, I’m always hyped when he wakes up from hibernation, fam. These days, if he’s dropping any bars, then he usually has something to say. All in all, that’s exactly what happened during last night’s BET Hip Hop Awards. The Detroit luminary decided to hit the cyphers and completely obliterated Donald Trump.

Now, I won’t lie, bruh. I’m not going to sit here and dissect everything Em said. Frankly, it would be easier for everyone to just listen to the verse for themselves. In any case, the freestyle is called “The Storm” and Em went hamburger batshit crazy on y’alls president. Essentially, he touched on damn near every bit of fuckery of Trump’s campaign and presidency. Ultimately, I’ll just let Em speak for himself, son. By and by, folks can watch the video ether below. Viva la Eminem! LC out.

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Get ESPN The F*ck Outta Here!

So, let me get straight to it, son. ESPN can eat a massive dick, son. I mean, they’re definitely showing the world their true colors, man. I guess, in their eyes, the First Amendment means nothing, fam. Like, free speech must be some imaginary concept, bruh. Shit, from the way things have played out, SportsCenter co-host Jemele Hill clearly isn’t entitled to voicing her opinion. All I know is, Hill needs to take her talents to somewhere she’ll be properly appreciated. All in all, ESPN is NOT the place, folks.

Now, for those who missed all of the fuckery, let me give a brief rundown. The nonsense started when Hill spoke out against Donald Trump on Twitter. She correctly called Trump a White Supremacist and blamed him for the rise of bigotry in this country. Listen, if anyone thinks she was off base, just remember Trump’s response to Charlottesville. Despite the fact that supremacists killed Heather Heyer, he still said that there were “fine people” on all sides. Look, if that ain’t sucking up to racists than I don’t know what is, son.

In any case, because of her statements, Hill became a political target. Trump’s entire administration tried to make her a punching bag in an effort to get her fired. Now, since ESPN is a bunch of bitches, they released a statement condemning Hill’s tweets. With that being said, she was effectively put on warning. However; since Hill is a real one, she refused to be silenced by the powers that be.

Moving on, here’s where the tomfoolery came to a head, man. So, Jerry Jones decided to be a typical White dude in power and threaten his Dallas Cowboys players. According to him, if any man kneels for the National Anthem, then they won’t play. Keep in mind, just the other week, this clowncake kneeled with the players before a game. Now, he’s trying to pull rank by putting pressure on his employees. Look, all I want to know is, when did Jerry Jones become a beacon of moral authority? Fam, ain’t that the same man that took these pictures? Ok, yeah, I thought so, bruh.

Anyway, in the wake of Jones’ hypocrisy, Hill suggested that people should boycott Cowboys advertisers. Frankly, that move would be a real way to affect the status quo. By and by, for her troubles, ESPN suspended Hill for two weeks for violating their social media policy. Basically, this was their way of shutting her up for speaking against their corporate interests. Listen, we all know how the game goes, son. Anytime a Black person speaks up, the people in control need to assert their dominance. Keeping it a buck, Hill became another victim of the need to maintain “order.”

In the end, ESPN is proving that they only want a certain type of Blackness. They want to exploit our swag but don’t give a fuck about our pain. Now, I know Hill worked tirelessly to succeed, but I hope she learned a valuable lesson here: these corporations want us to be caricatures. They want us to be docile servants who should be thankful for our positions. Ultimately, fuck ESPN and all other organizations who profit from our talents but remain silent about our anguish. LC out.

P.S. Michael Smith is a G for the way he’s standing up for his co-host. Salute, brother. That is all.

How Can Black People Trust Anyone?

So, I’m going to get straight to the point, son. After the preposterous Unite the Right rally in Charlottesville, Virginia, I want everyone reading this to ask themselves a serious question: how are minorities really supposed to trust White people? Look, I know a number of our White counterparts like to believe they’re allies, but look at all of this from our perspective. All I can say is, at the end of the day, rallies like this prove that it’s impossible for us to decipher who’s really on our side.

Now, before I continue, I’d like to tell everyone a true story about myself. So, during my high school years, I went to a boarding school called the Taft School. Moving on, there was a White guy I was down with for most of my four years there. Keeping it a buck, I really thought this dude was one of my closest friends. For obvious reasons, I’ll keep his name to myself.

In any case, the second semester of our senior year rolled around and we started to get our college letters. Now, him and I both applied to Tufts University. Needless to say, I got in and he didn’t. Anyway, I happened to be walking behind him one day and I heard him tell another White kid that I only got in because of affirmative action. Keep in mind, I had a higher GPA than him, got a better SAT score, was involved in more extracurricular activities and played the same amount of sports. To be real, I was crushed, man.

Look, I was never one to be naive about racism, son. However; at 17 years old, I just wanted to believe that “not everyone was like that.” But, being honest, what was I supposed to think after that? In my head, if a White person I was cool with looked at me that way, then how does the rest of their community view me? All I know is, that particular incident completely changed the way I interact with White people. It’s sad to say, but even in the friendships I have now, a small part of me is always waiting for the other shoe to drop.

With all of that being said, let’s bring it back to Charlottesville. Now, folks would like us to believe that all of the protesting bigots are just poor and uneducated White people. In reality, these are people who are a part of every industry. These are people who I work with on a daily basis. These are people who are in positions of power and influence. Ultimately, that’s my point, man. As minorities, we never really know who we’re interacting with. Shit, we think people are cool until they show their true colors. By and by, that’s all Charlottesville was/is: racists feeling free enough to actually exposes themselves.

In the end, I don’t know what else to say here. Frankly, I don’t think anyone can blame minorities for being distrustful of the White majority. Listen, every time we think we have an ally, they flip the script on us. Hell, I know this from personal experience, son. All in all, these are the times when racism feels like a never-ending problem in America. *Sigh* That’s all I’ve got for today, man. LC out.

A Letter To Trump: The Hate ‘On Many Sides’

Dear Donald Trump,

You’ve really dropped the ball on this one, man. I mean, you drop the ball on most things, but you’ve really missed an opportunity here. For someone who claims to be “tough,” your inability to condemn White Supremacists is cowardly at best. Nazi/Ku Klux Klan enthusiasts took over Charlottesville, Virginia and you couldn’t even mention them by name. Instead, you spoke of imaginary hate “on many sides.” All I want to know is, when will you stop cozing up to the bigots who put you in office?

Now, to be clear, racists helped put you in office. Don’t believe me? Just ask David Duke. The former Imperial Wizard of the KKK said as much when he attacked you on Twitter. He was upset that you spoke against the Unite the Right rally, claiming that they’re just fulfilling your vision. Wait, let me say that again, son. The former leader of the KKK believes that the alt-right is fulfilling YOUR vision. At this point, I don’t give a fuck if you believe that you’re racist or not. All you need to know is, racists believe in YOUR message. Frankly, it empowers them to take their bigotry to the streets.

With all of that being said, let’s examine how you’ve handled this situation. After counter-protesters took to the streets to confront your swastika-wearing/Confederate flag-waving supporters, James Alex Fields decided to spring into action. To further the White Nationalist agenda, Fields took his car and plowed into a group of counter-protesters. In the process, he injured 19 people and killed Heather Heyer. Now, after ALL of that, you STILL couldn’t bring yourself to condemn White Supremacists. My God, you’re a fucking disgusting human being, man!

On the real, I’m glad that even Republicans are calling you out on your bullshit. Look, this isn’t the time to pussyfoot on this issue, man. Bruh, it’s so easy for you to call EVERYTHING Radical Islamic Terrorism, but you can’t say a word about domestic terrorism. The fact of the matter is, homegrown terrorists are WAY more dangerous to American citizens than ISIS and al-Qaeda combined! But, here you are, still pandering to your racist ass base instead of comforting the country. All in all, it seems as if bipartisanship knows no bounds, son.

In the end, fuck you, bruh! You’re one of the worst things that’s ever happened to this country, and that’s saying a lot. Keeping it a buck, the current climate of the United States rests squarely on your shoulders. Shit, your rhetoric gave them the platform to rise up. By and by, there aren’t “many sides” here. A White Supremacist murdered a woman and you’re too much of a bitch to admit it. Ultimately, this is exactly what you’re not my President.

Sincerely,

A man who legitimately hates everything about you

Get Grayson Allen The F*ck Outta Here!

Well, well, well, what do we have here, son? Are the Duke Blue Devils actually doing the right thing for once? It took them this long to realize Grayson Allen is a piece of shit? It took them this long to realize he’s been a dirty player for quite some time now? I mean, this fool has been getting away with fuck shit for well over a season and change. Now, while I’m happy to see him finally pay a price for his Bush-league style of play, in my eyes, his punishment has been long overdue.

Keeping it all of the way real, even though I’ve never been a Blue Devils fan, that tidbit doesn’t factor into my disdain of Allen. Despite having my own personal biases against the program (mostly because I’m a North Carolina Tar Heels fan), I can still acknowledge their greatness. With that being said, as an avid viewer of college basketball, I’ve seen this clown get away with cheap tricks and low digs on multiple occasions. Any time a play doesn’t go his way, he takes it upon himself to doing something underhanded, man. Until now, everyone seemed to just turn a blind eye to his tomfoolery.

Now, his latest tripping episode against Elon’s Steven Santa Ana is hardly his first time being a douche. As seen in the video at the bottom, he did the same shit to Louisville’s Raymond Spalding and Florida State’s Xavier Rathan-Mayes. Keep in mind, both of those incidents happened in the same damn month earlier this year! So, what was his punishment back then? Just a formal reprimand from the ACC. That’s it. Apparently, they didn’t want to actually suspend their little golden child. This time around, I guess being a three-time dickhead is too much for Coach Mike Krzyzewski to handle. All I can say is, it’s about damn time these organizations had a fucking backbone and scolded a player who was disgracing the game.

In the end, get Grayson Allen the fuck outta here, man. He’s been a loser, son. Don’t even get me started on the time he traveled before hitting a game-winning shot against Virginia. *Sigh* That dude really aggravates me, son. Maybe now he’ll stop getting a pass for being a little bitch on the court. LC out.