Don’t Ever Disrespect Joe Budden’s Rapping Ability

So, I won’t lie, son. On the real, I always say that I’m going to keep a post short. But, I never do, man. Anyway, I’m going to try my hardest to keep my word today. The fact is, I’m only here to give Joe Budden his flowers for his rapping prowess, fam. Ok, yeah, I know it’s easy to make fun of Budden. Shit, he spends a great deal of time making fun of himself. However, one thing can never be debated, bruh: Joe Budden can rap his ass off.

Ok, for those who missed it, a list started circulated around the internet that got people up in arms. So, a podcast named The Brew Podcast put out a list of their top 50 rappers of all time. Moving on, the list had a lot of familiar faces that folks would be used to. But, shit took a turn when people saw who was listed in the number three spot. Now, as I’m sure everyone has figured out by now, the podcast listed Budden as the third greatest rapper in history. From there, social media lost its fucking mind, son.

Look, as soon as people got wind of this list, Budden was slandered to the mountaintop, man. I mean, damn near everybody tried to make the argument that Budden is trash as a rapper. The thing is, I can guarantee that 99% of the people who are shitting on him aren’t familiar with his catalog at all. Frankly, they only know about the reality TV star, who’s constantly having problems with women and has beefed with close to every rapper in the industry. In my eyes, all of Budden’s shenanigans have tainted the perception of his music, fam. Thankfully, I’m here to give folks a crash course, bruh.

Now, everyone can listen to some of my favorite Joe Budden songs below. In the end, do I think he’s the third best rapper of all time? Fuck no, son! That’s just ridiculous. But, his placement on that podcast’s list shouldn’t take away from the fact that he is one of the nicest emcees to ever do it. By and by, his detractors should actually know about the music they’re slandering before they utter a word, man. At the end of the day, don’t ever disrespect Joe Budden’s rapping ability, fam. That is all. LC out.

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Ay, Joe Budden, Cyn Santana Bounced, Bruh

So, let me be real, son. I’m not going to sit here and pretend like I know what’s going on with Joe Budden and Cyn Santana. All I can say is, Budden seems to be a little confused about his relationship status. Well, I’d like to clear it up for him. *Ahem* She bounced, bruh. Look, anytime a woman moves all of her shit out of the crib, she’s probably serious, man.

Ok, for those who missed it, the engagement between Budden and Santana is seemingly off. Now, there were rumors circulating around that the two were having pre-marital issues. But, I generally don’t pay attention to what gossip blogs have to say. Furthermore, I don’t pay attention to a woman’s shady comments on social media. Shit, I’ve been in a situation where a chick was throwing darts at me online and we were still very much together. In any case, my ears didn’t perk up until Budden responded to the rumors at a live episode of The Joe Budden Podcast.

Now, while speaking to his audience, Budden asked if a relationship can be over if neither person verbally said it was over. In addition, he stated that he hasn’t talked to Santana in weeks and that she moved her shit out. Side note, uh, don’t they have a kid together? So, wouldn’t her moving out also include their son? Yeah, I’m going to need Budden to move with a greater sense of urgency, fam. In any case, while Budden was pontificating about a wordless breakup, Santana was telling people on Twitter than actions speak louder than words.

Look, let me be perfectly clear here, bruh. If Santana left the crib, took their son AND stopped speaking to him, then yeah, that’s a breakup, son. Now, does that mean they can’t work it out? Of course not. However, if Budden is missing all of these telltale signs, then he might have no hope of getting his woman back, man. Keeping it a buck, I have no idea what they’re beefing about. But, he can’t be walking around this clueless, fam. Ay, Joey, go call her, brethren.

In the end, relationships can be a motherfucker, son. Hell, I’ve been in a relationship with the same woman for eleven years now, man. With that being said, I’m an expert in the vernacular of “when a woman’s fed up.” Ultimately, Budden needs to wake the fuck up if he wants to save his union. That is all. LC out.

Fetty Wap’s Baby Mamas Need To Chill

Look, I try my hardest to stay away from Love & Hip Hop bullshit, son. I mean, my wife likes to corrupt our house with that VH1 nonsense, but I try to keep myself pure, man. In any case, when I got wind of the fuckity-fuck shit going on in Fetty Wap‘s personal life, I paid attention. This is mainly because I’m a fan of his music, fam. With that being said, Fetty needs to get control of his households, bruh. Shit, all I know is, his baby mamas are WILIN’, folks!

Ok, I won’t lie, son. There’s no way I could explain all of the fuckery going on between Fetty and his six baby mamas. Frankly, there’s too much tomfoolery to keep up with, man. Anyway, I decided to speak on this subject when I saw what Lezhae Zeona said about Turquoise Miami‘s child. Now, keep in mind, Miami’s child is also Fetty’s child, who’s also the father of two of Zeona’s children. Essentially, during a back-and-forth between the two women, Zeona called Miami’s child a “monkey.” *Sigh* All I want to know is, what part of the game is insulting kids?

Now, the thing I don’t understand is, does Zeona not realize that by insulting Miami’s kid, she’s also insulting Fetty’s kid? Real talk, how is she supposed to have a functional relationship with the father of her children if she’s being so vile to his other kids? Keeping it a buck, such an off-the-cuff comment can have long-lasting consequences, fam. On the real, if her relationship with Fetty is thoroughly compromised after this, she shouldn’t be surprised, bruh.

Listen, Fetty needs to gain some control of the situation, son. He’s got Zeona arguing with Miami while Masika Kalysha battles it out with Alexis Skyy. All the while, I ain’t heard one new song that resembles the shit that made me a fan in the first place, man. Look, I wanna hear the next “Rewind,” fam, not a bunch of women arguing on social media. Then again, when I saw his “if ima player you a slut” comment, I knew that he’d rather be petty than man up, bruh. *Sigh* I guess that fire next album ain’t coming, people.

In the end, this is not the way adults are supposed to behave, son. Ultimately, when there are children involved, people need to act like they have some semblance of decency. By and by, Fetty Wap and ALL of his baby mamas need to chill, man. At the end of the day, these kids are gonna grow up and realize that their parents are fucktards who embarrassed themselves in public. That is all. LC out.