Wendy’s Got The Sauce

Now, before I get started, I want to give a shout-out to my boy Vince Booker. He’s the one who put me on to the swagness that is the Wendy’s We Beefin? mixtape. Side note, he also hosts a podcast called The Book of Huey and I did an episode last month. In any case, I’m not sure who runs the marketing department at Wendy’s, but that person deserves TWO raises, son! I mean, this mixtape is legitimately hard, man! From the beats to the rhymes, Wendy’s is going harder at McDonald’s and Burger King than rappers be going at each other, fam.

Ok, so, when it comes to grading the mixtape, let’s start with the beats, bruh. Now, I have no idea who made these tracks, son. However; they BANG, man! Look, who doesn’t love a good 808, fam? Shit, I know I do. Real talk, they just make everything sound awesome, folks. With that being said, the instrumentals served as the perfect backdrop for Wendy’s to get these bars off. All I can say is, McDonald’s and Burger King weren’t the only restaurants to catch this heat, people. From what I can tell, I also hear references to Wingstop and Hardee’s.

All in all, McDonald’s got the brunt of the fire, son. On the real, Wendy’s saved their best bars for Ronald McDonald, man. Hell, when I heard that “you number one? That’s a joke. Why yo’ ice cream machine always broke?” line, I legit laughed out loud, fam. When I heard that “but you hide from funk, that’s prolly why you go paint your face” bar, I scrunched my face, bruh. Listen, Wendy’s out here dissing competitors the way I wish some of these rappers would. Look, Drake and Kendrick Lamar have been dancing around each other for years, people. Frankly, they need to follow Wendy’s and just get to the shits, folks.

In the end, big ups to Wendy’s for the fire tweets and the fire mixtape, son. Ultimately, they’re the pettiest of the petty, man. By and by, everyone can listen to all of the songs on their mixtape below. At the end of the day, I’m actually upset that I didn’t make the “4 for 4$” beat, fam. That is all. LC out.

So… Nicki Minaj Finally Responded To Remy Ma…

Welp, the beef between Remy Ma and Nicki Minaj got wack very quickly, didn’t it? Look, it started off with a bang when “ShEther” came out. However; every subsequent event after the release of that song has been trash. I mean, Nicki was galavanting all over the world like she wasn’t thinking about this, while Remy put out the uber-basura “Another One.” In addition, Remy hit the interview circuit, talking to anyone who would listen about her gripes with Nicki. *Sigh* I was hoping for more, son. I was hoping for a helluva lot more, man. With all of that being said, Nicki’s response on the newly-released “No Frauds” can’t save this feud, bruh. It’s already dead.

So, in the middle of the night, Nicki decided to drop a trio of records. She put out the aforementioned “No Frauds” with Drake and Lil Wayne, “Changed It” with another Wayne feature, and “Regret In Your Tears,” a Meek Mill takedown. All in all, I guess these songs make sense since pictures of the recently-reunited trio started circulating around social media. I mean, it’s all cool in theory, but none of these records move me, man. Now, in regards to Nicki’s replies on “No Frauds,” they were good enough to beat “Another One,” but definitely not “ShEther.”

Moving on, after listening to that record a few times, it’s evident that Nicki is responding directly to “Another One.” This further proves the point that Remy’s second diss track was a terrible idea. If she just left it at “ShEther,” I doubt Nicki would’ve ever responded. Remy let her back in the game with that corny ass follow-up record. Shiiiit, everyone on her team should be fired for letting her release that garbage. In any case, Nicki made a couple of references to record sales and plastic surgery, but nothing hit hard for me.

Ultimately, this battle was not what I envisioned, son. I won’t lie, man, I’m disappointed in both Remy Ma and Nicki Minaj. On the real, both of these women can actually rap, bruh. I just wished they brought bigger guns to the shootout. This whole shit ended up being a waste, man. *Sigh* LC out.

P.S. Did Nicki really drop a diss song with features on it? Did Nicki really drop a diss song where the hook is a “No Type” ripoff? Man, this shit is an obvious ploy for radio play. When she enlists Drake and Wayne, she doesn’t even have to have a good song. The record will sell based on the names only. Look, either battle for real or don’t, Nicki. I can’t stand the tomfoolery, son. That is all.

P.P.S. Nicki’s Instagram rant was harder than the damn music. Man, what part of the game is this? She must’ve learned about “Twitter fingers” from Meek. Good Lord, this is fucking corny, son! For the last time, numbers don’t fucking matter! KRS-One was a nobody when he took down MC Shan. 50 Cent was underground when he destroyed Ja Rule. The game is soooo fucked up, man. *Sigh* No mas.