Good Riddance, Bill O’Reilly!

Ahh, what a beautiful day, son. Well, it’s raining here in New York, but it’s still a beautiful day nonetheless. I mean, waking up knowing that Bill O’Reilly is unemployed is a wonderful feeling, man. Look, after two decades of spewing nothing but hate, O’Reilly is finally getting his just due. Listen, keeping it a buck, he could very well reclaim a spot on someone’s television screen. However; for now, I’m going to bask in the glory of O’Reilly being fired by Fox News.

Now, all I want to know is, why the fuck did this take so long, son? On the real, O’Reilly’s brand is completely based on bigotry. This is the same man who said Trayvon Martin was shot because he was wearing a hoodie. This is the same man who likened gay marriage to interspecies marriage. This is the same man who got Ludacris dropped from a Pepsi campaign because of his “disrespect of women.” Side note, don’t worry, we will get to why that’s the most RIDICULOUS thing to ever occur.

In any case, this is also the same man who defended the treatment of slaves who built the White House. Hell, I even wrote about that fuckity-fuck shit last year, son. All in all, O’Reilly’s axing has been years in the making, man. Frankly, I’m shocked it took this long to get his ass off the air, bruh.

Moving on, O’Reilly is finally having his day in the sun because he can’t seem to stop harassing women. Now, anyone who’s familiar with O’Reilly’s history knows about Andrea Mackris‘ lawsuit. Back in 2004, she accused O’Reilly of making frequent sexual advances towards her over the phone. Ultimately, she settled out of court for about $9 million.

From there, O’Reilly settled another harassment case with Juliet Huddy for $1.6 million. Now, when we add on lawsuits from Rebecca Diamond, Laurie Dhue and Wendy Walsh, we start to see a dangerous pattern: O’Reilly consistently violated women and Fox News always paid to get him off of the hook. In total, the network paid $13 million to save their golden boy.

Look, if all of this wasn’t bad enough, the flood gates opened when an independent law firm got involved. Fox News hired Paul, Weiss, Rifkind, Wharton & Garrison to look into Walsh’s allegations. In addition, The New York Times got wind of all of the settlements and blew the story up. After all of the public tomfoolery, O’Reilly’s show lost about 60 advertisers. All I know is, victory tastes sweet, son. I bet Maxine Waters is somewhere doing cartwheels right now.

In the end, fuck Bill O’Reilly and all of his supporters. Man, it’s absolutely thrilling to see him fail, son. All in all, I don’t want to see or hear anybody try to defend this man. Anybody who abuses women as much as O’Reilly has doesn’t deserve any sympathy. At this point, Donald Trump is probably the only idiot who’s still backing him. I mean, what should we expect from a man who likes to just grab women’s genitals? Yeah, I thought so, son. LC out.

The New George Zimmerman


Man, I’m tired of writing about this shit. I’m legitimately sick and tired of all of this. Honestly, I feel nothing but unbridled anger these days. Day after day, week after week, year after year, Black people have to consistently deal with our community being treated like target practice for biased assholes. Look, fuck the pleasantries here, man. I want Chad Copley to pay a REAL price for what he did to Kouren-Rodney Thomas.

In the latest episode of “Unarmed Black Person Targeted For No Reason,” Thomas was shot and killed by Copley after leaving a party with friends a few houses down. Before the incident, Copley called 911, claimed he was on neighborhood watch and that there were “hoodlums” outside of his house with firearms. He then proceeded to tell the dispatcher he was “locked and loaded” and ready to “secure [the] neighborhood.” After telling the individuals to leave the premises, he fired what he described as a “warning shot,” and ultimately, killed Thomas.

Now, there are MANY things wrong with Copley’s version of events. First, his neighbors have now confirmed there is no neighborhood watch in their community. So, essentially, Copley took it upon himself to be the judge, jury and executioner for his area. Second, where were these firearms Copley claimed to see? As far as what’s been reported, there were no guns found on Thomas, his friends or at the house party they were attending. This is yet ANOTHER example of a White person assuming the worst about someone Black and taking matters into their own hands. Third, Copley apparently fired the fatal shots from inside his garage. Look, let me say that again. Copley shot Thomas from INSIDE his garage. So, let me get this straight. Thomas had no gun, there was no physical altercation and he STILL got shot? What in the flying fuck, man? Why does this bullshit keep happening to us?!

Currently, Copley is being held without bail and could face the death penalty. The sad part is, none of that makes me feel comfortable. People like me have seen individuals like Copley get away with cold-blooded murder too many times now. At this point, are we really supposed to have any faith in the criminal justice system? It’s not like that institution regularly works in our favor, son. From what we know, Copley’s lawyer is going to use the “Stand Your Ground” defense in his trial. However; as several experts have already stated, it should be difficult to prove this claim since it was CLEAR that man was in no physical danger.

Look, ultimately, I’m not going to mince words here. Give this fool the death penalty. I know not everyone is an advocate for this type of punishment, but dammit, I am, man. Either that, or leave him in general population for the rest of his natural life. Cowards like him don’t deserve protection. I’d like to see him be tough under those circumstances, son. Situations like this are exactly why we say Black Lives Matter. Frankly, fuck anyone who doesn’t understand.