Et Tu, Louis C.K.?

So, I pride myself on being objective, son. Like, that’s one of the most important things in the world to me, man. In my eyes, the only way to be truthful in this life is to be objective, fam. Otherwise, we’ll just hang onto our own biases and ignore any evidence to the contrary. With that being said, I’d be a hypocrite if I didn’t call out Louis C.K., bruh. I mean, despite the fact that he’s my second favorite comedian of all time, the allegations against him are disheartening, folks. *Sigh* All in all, not even he is safe from getting this work, people. In any case, let’s just get to it.

Ok, for those who are unaware, I’m a HUGE comedy fan. Whether we’re talking about sitcoms, cartoons or movies, I’m down for it all, son. Anyway, keeping it a buck, I’m a stand-up comedy buff more than anything, man. Now, when I say I’m a real fan, I mean to the point that I seriously considered doing open mics myself, fam. All I can say is, thank God I decided to do a blog instead, bruh. Moving on, that’s what brought Louis C.K. to my attention. I discovered him on an episode of Comedy Central Presents and I’ve been a diehard fan ever since. Frankly, outside of Dave Chappelle, Louis is my favorite comedian ever.

Listen, being real, I gave all of that background so I could illustrate to everyone how crushed I was when I heard about the allegations against him. Apparently, according to The New York Times, he has an affinity for (unwarrantedly) masturbating in front of women. So far, five women have accused Louis of randomly pulling out his member and jerking off in their presence. Now, that would be cool if they asked for it, but none of these women were onboard for his advances, son. *Sigh* I guess Louis is just another example of Hollywood fuckery, man.

Now, instead of denying the allegations, Louis confirmed the tomfoolery, fam. In a statement released by his publicist, Louis admitted to abusing his power. According to him, he previously thought his actions were okay because he asked the women first. However; he now realizes that he placed these ladies in an impossible situation. These women were just trying to advance their careers and Louis took advantage of them. Instead of helping them further themselves in the business, he tried to get himself laid, bruh.

In the end, fuck, man. Why did Louis have to go and mess everything up, son? I mean, the drop is already happening, fam. So far, FX and HBO have ended their respective relationships with him. In addition, several premieres for his new movie, I️ Love You, Daddy, have been cancelled. Listen, why do so many famous people behave this way, bruh? Like, they can get ass if they want to, people! Just wait for the woman who’s down for the action. Ultimately, all I can do is shake my head. That is all. LC out.

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Fox News Ain’t Sh*t

So, here we are again, son. Despite the fact that he no longer works for Fox News, Bill O’Reilly is back in the hot seat, man. I mean, it really seems like this dude just couldn’t stop harassing women, fam. Even worse, it’s now VERY apparent that Fox News ACTIVELY looked the other way, bruh. Just so they could keep their star host. All in all, O’Reilly can go to Hell and Fox News can shove their “fair and balanced” slogan up their ass, people.

Ok, for those who missed it, The New York Times exposed more fuckery about the disgraced host. Now, I’ve already written about O’Reilly’s love of sexual abuse in the past, son. However; as we have now learned, there were even MORE instances of this dude’s treachery. Apparently, in addition to his other settlements, O’Reilly reached a $32 million deal with Lis Wiehl back in January. According to reports, she alleged that O’Reilly engaged in frequent harassment, forced a nonconsensual sexual relationship and even sent her gay porn. Shit, this clown was out here WILIN’, man!

Now, to add insult to injury, it appears that Fox News knew about this settlement when they gave him a contract extension in February. So, in addition to the other allegations, that network was ALSO privy to this one and STILL gave him more money. Good fucking Lord, fam, do these idiots have any shame, bruh?! Like, was he REALLY so important to the network that they would jump through so many unnecessary hoops? Frankly, I don’t understand how they could consistently subject their female employees to such treatment, son. Clearly, all of the males over there love harassing women, man. Just go Google Roger Ailes, fam.

In the end, I can’t even say I’m surprised, bruh. Look, Fox News has never been a real beacon of moral authority, folks. Shit, all they do is twist the truth so I’m not even shocked that they turned a blind eye to the indecency. Ultimately, fuck ‘em, son! Fuck them and Bill O’Reilly, man! By and by, innocent people don’t pay that kind of money, fam. That is all. LC out.

Harvey Weinstein Is Out Here Wilin’

So, I’m going to just keep it a buck, son. Harvey Weinstein is a stone cold predator, man. I mean, how many more women are going to come forward about his creepiness, fam? Listen, this Weinstein situation is a prime example of an industry heavyweight using his status for evil, bruh. All I can say is, I don’t give a fuck about what he’s done for film and television, people. This man is a sexual abuser, folks, plain and simple.

Now, in case anyone has been living under a rock, a ton of Weinstein’s dastardly deeds have come to the light. Apparently, he’s been taking advantage of innocent women for eons. Based on reports from Jodi Kantor and Megan Twohey in The New York Times and Ronan Farrow in The New Yorker, Weinstein has been assaulting women for decades. Also, to hide his insidious behavior, he’s paid out a ton of settlements. On the real, he’s been able to skate on all of these accusations because of his Miramax and Weinstein Company clout.

Listen, after taking a look at his list of accusers, it’s clear that he’s tried to get his paws on every notable actress in Hollywood. From Gwyneth Paltrow to Angelina Jolie to Ashley Judd, this dude has left a trail of victims in his wake. Shit, just take a listen to this tape released by The New Yorker. On it, he’s trying to convince a woman to come into his hotel room. During the conversation, he tells her not to embarrass him, not to ruin her friendship with him and even promises not to grope her like he did the prior day. Fam, this clown is basically admitting to his own perversions on tape!

Real talk, it’s disgusting that people have let him cook for so long, son. Yes, it’s difficult for victims to admit to their abuse, but what about everyone else, man? No one can tell me that other people didn’t know about the shit he was doing, fam. So, cats just let him ride because he’s a Hollywood big shot? He’s free to take advantage of anyone just because he can green light a film or a TV show? Man, people’s priorities are ALL fucked up, bruh!

Look, let’s be real for a second, son. Weinstein is basically the living embodiment of Donald Trump‘s “grab ’em by the pussy” mentality. Now, I’m not trying to turn this into a political debate, but this is exactly why that “locker room talk” excuse was never acceptable, man. Listen, rich, famous and powerful men are used to abusing their influence for their own benefit. Frankly, they don’t give a fuck about who they hurt in the process, fam. Now, as we can all see, Weinstein frequently used his position to be a predator, bruh.

In the end, Weinstein is beginning to get what he deserves. Now, being fired from his own company is a start, but criminal charges need to be filed against this man. Frankly, no one who’s committed his level of treachery should get off scot-free, son. In addition, a stint in rehab is nothing more than sanitized bullshit, man. Ultimately, criminals need to be treated like criminals. Hell, I’m sure he’d have the time of his life in a prison’s general population. By and by, I don’t want to hear anybody cape for this dude, fam. Yeah, that goes for Donna Karan too, bruh. I saw the bullshit she said. Enough is enough, folks. LC out.

What Can We Do About Hurricane Harvey?

So, at this point, everyone should know what’s going on in Texas, man. I mean, Hurricane Harvey is out here BUGGING, son! As of now, at least 10 people have died, many more have been injured and TONS of others have been displaced. Needless to say, our Southern neighbors need all of the help they can get, fam. In any case, I hope this post can assist in some way, shape or form.

Now, I’m going to keep this brief, people. On the real, I’m using today’s post as a way to provide some necessary information. With that being said, if anyone wants to contribute to the relief effort in Texas, feel free to donate to the “Hurricane Harvey Relief Fund.” This fund was set up by Mayor Sylvester Turner as a means of helping affected victims. In addition, The New York Times has also provided a list of local organizations that could help the cause. Hopefully, everyone donates to at least one of these groups, man. I mean, it’s VERY necessary, son.

In the end, I may be praying for Texas, but I also want to put some money in their hands. All I know is, the rebuilding process is going to be a motherfucker and every dollar counts, fam. By and by, I hope everyone stays safe down there, bruh. LC out.

P.S. Joel Osteen is looking shady as fuck right now, man. Now, for those who are unaware, his Lakewood Church used to be The Summit/Compaq Center. Meaning, that was the building where the Houston Rockets used to play. Meaning, it can hold at least 16,000 people. Meaning, there’s NO reason why it should be closed when displaced people need shelter. Good Lord, this man can take the congregation’s money every Sunday, but he can’t give people a roof over their heads? All in all, when things clear up down there, I want everyone to remember this, man. That is all.

Good Riddance, Bill O’Reilly!

Ahh, what a beautiful day, son. Well, it’s raining here in New York, but it’s still a beautiful day nonetheless. I mean, waking up knowing that Bill O’Reilly is unemployed is a wonderful feeling, man. Look, after two decades of spewing nothing but hate, O’Reilly is finally getting his just due. Listen, keeping it a buck, he could very well reclaim a spot on someone’s television screen. However; for now, I’m going to bask in the glory of O’Reilly being fired by Fox News.

Now, all I want to know is, why the fuck did this take so long, son? On the real, O’Reilly’s brand is completely based on bigotry. This is the same man who said Trayvon Martin was shot because he was wearing a hoodie. This is the same man who likened gay marriage to interspecies marriage. This is the same man who got Ludacris dropped from a Pepsi campaign because of his “disrespect of women.” Side note, don’t worry, we will get to why that’s the most RIDICULOUS thing to ever occur.

In any case, this is also the same man who defended the treatment of slaves who built the White House. Hell, I even wrote about that fuckity-fuck shit last year, son. All in all, O’Reilly’s axing has been years in the making, man. Frankly, I’m shocked it took this long to get his ass off the air, bruh.

Moving on, O’Reilly is finally having his day in the sun because he can’t seem to stop harassing women. Now, anyone who’s familiar with O’Reilly’s history knows about Andrea Mackris‘ lawsuit. Back in 2004, she accused O’Reilly of making frequent sexual advances towards her over the phone. Ultimately, she settled out of court for about $9 million.

From there, O’Reilly settled another harassment case with Juliet Huddy for $1.6 million. Now, when we add on lawsuits from Rebecca Diamond, Laurie Dhue and Wendy Walsh, we start to see a dangerous pattern: O’Reilly consistently violated women and Fox News always paid to get him off of the hook. In total, the network paid $13 million to save their golden boy.

Look, if all of this wasn’t bad enough, the flood gates opened when an independent law firm got involved. Fox News hired Paul, Weiss, Rifkind, Wharton & Garrison to look into Walsh’s allegations. In addition, The New York Times got wind of all of the settlements and blew the story up. After all of the public tomfoolery, O’Reilly’s show lost about 60 advertisers. All I know is, victory tastes sweet, son. I bet Maxine Waters is somewhere doing cartwheels right now.

In the end, fuck Bill O’Reilly and all of his supporters. Man, it’s absolutely thrilling to see him fail, son. All in all, I don’t want to see or hear anybody try to defend this man. Anybody who abuses women as much as O’Reilly has doesn’t deserve any sympathy. At this point, Donald Trump is probably the only idiot who’s still backing him. I mean, what should we expect from a man who likes to just grab women’s genitals? Yeah, I thought so, son. LC out.