I Want To Beat Up Those Teen Boys Myself

So, I won’t lie, son. On the real, as I’ve said countless times before, I’m going to try and keep this post short today. All I can say is, I want to put hands, elbows, knees and feet on all of those dudes who jumped that girl in Brooklyn, New York. Like, what in the actual fuck, man?! Seriously, on what planet is it ok for any guy, let alone a group of guys, to beat up on a girl? The way I see it, the authorities need to throw ALL of these stupid motherfuckers under the jail.

Ok, for those who are unaware, some real fuckery occurred in my city last week. Now, I don’t know the context behind this incident, but honestly, it doesn’t even fucking matter, fam. All I know is, a group of teenagers, mostly male, jumped a 15-year-old girl in Crown Heights, Brooklyn. Sadly, the entire episode was captured on camera and it involved a bunch of dickheads punching and kicking a defenseless girl. From there, a couple of them are seen walking off with her Air Jordan sneakers.

Now, at the moment, 12 losers (all between the ages of 14 and 17) were charged for the assault. Shit, the mother of one of those boys is on some “I wanted to kill him with my bare hands” shit. All in all, I fucking feel her, bruh. Real talk, if either one of my boys ever did some shit like this, I would let that girl’s father fuck them up. On the flip side, if a group of boys ever did that to my daughter, I’m putting a bat to everybody’s kneecaps. Keeping it a buck, I have no idea how something like that was even allowed to transpire, son. Hell, I don’t get how not even a single soul thought to stop this from happening, man. With that being said, string all of those bitch ass bitches up, fam.

In the end, I don’t know what else to say, bruh. Ultimately, that video made me furious, son. By and by, I don’t want to hear ANYBODY ask “what did she do?” It doesn’t fucking matter, man. At the end of the day, there is NO scenario that can justify what those boys did to that girl, fam. At this point, the law shouldn’t show any of these vagabonds mercy, brethren. That is all. LC out.

The Tomfoolery Of Karol Sanchez

*Sigh* I hate teenagers, son. Like, these are the times where I fully embrace being a dude in his mid-30s, man. The truth is, a lot of these teens are out of their cotdamn minds, fam. All in all, Karol Sanchez pulled some real fuckery this week. Frankly, it’s amazing how someone can go from victim to Clown Princess in 24 hours. In any case, it’s time to call Sanchez out for her nonsense, bruh.

Ok, for those who missed it, an Amber Alert went out on Monday for a missing teen girl. Now, based on a video taken in my Bronx borough, it appeared that Sanchez was abducted by four men in front of her mother. At the time, Sanchez’ mother tried to fight off the assailants, to no avail. From there, a citywide search began to find the missing 16-year-old.

Look, for the better part of Tuesday, my social media timelines were filled with posts about Sanchez’ disappearance. Justifiably, people were doing their best to put the word out about this apparent “kidnapping.” Anyway, when Sanchez reappeared on Tuesday evening, everyone was relieved, son. Shit, people were genuinely happy that she was returned to her mother unharmed.

Now, this is where the dumbassery begins, man. *Sigh* Based on new reports, Sanchez pulled a Jussie Smollett on us, fam. Meaning, she faked the entire incident, bruh. The word is, Sanchez’ mother wanted to move back to Honduras. From what I understand, Sanchez wasn’t with the shits and wanted to stay with her 23-year-old Crip boyfriend. So, using her stupid ass teenage logic, she employed the help of four men to “take her by force.” However, there was one crucial flaw in her plan, brethren: WHEN PEOPLE GO MISSING, OTHER PEOPLE TEND TO TRY TO FIND THEM!

Son, did she really think that she would be able to hide what she did? Did she really think that no one would discover her fraudulence? Real talk, she made all of us look like fools, man. Folks were truly concerned about her well-being and she was out here trying to finesse us, fam. On the real, I’m flabbergasted by her gall (word to T.I.). All I can say is, if I were her mother, I would DEFINITELY send her ass back to Honduras after this, bruh.

In the end, I want to reiterate the fact that I hate teenagers. Ultimately, my oldest son is about four years away from the shenanigans. By and by, I’m working out at the UFC Gym twice a week, just to make sure that I can hem his ass up if he ever tried some Karol Sanchez shit. At the end of the day, she did a disserve to REAL missing teens. She did a disserve to the large number of REAL missing women. Keeping it a buck, I don’t even know how to finish this post, son. All I know is, I would be filled with unbridled rage if I were Sanchez’ parent, man. That is all. LC out.