Jussie Smollett Is Still Taking L’s

So, let’s be real, son. At this point, we all know about Jussie Smollett‘s fuckity-mcfuckery. Shit, I’ve written about it on multiple occasions, man. In any case, right when Smollett thought it was safe to come outside, the city of Chicago is back on his ass. All I know is, after Cook County State’s Attorney Kim Foxx let him skate, the rest of the city couldn’t WAIT to hem him up again, fam.

Ok, for those who missed it (or don’t care), Dan K. Webb, from the Office of the Special Prosecutor, filed six new charges against Smollett. Now, according to reports, Smollett is being hit with felony disorderly conduct charges, stemming from his faux hate crime in January of last year. Apparently, the authorities were never satisfied with letting Smollett walk, especially since this story originally garnered so much attention.

Now, I won’t lie, bruh. On the real, I always felt like there should be some retribution against Smollett. Hell, I was one of the dummies who actually fell for his shenanigans, son. I mean, even though the tale seemed outlandish, I didn’t want to believe that someone in his position would make up such a fantastical story. Anyway, once I learned that he was full of shit, I was absolutely onboard with him getting prosecuted. Frankly, Smollett shamelessly exploited the true victims of racist and homophobic attacks, man. The way I see it, there HAS to be some punishment in a situation like that.

In the end, there’s nothing else to say here, fam. Ultimately, Smollett’s tomfoolery is the gift that keeps on giving, bruh. By and by, I really hope he understands the magnitude of his stupidity, brethren. Like, not only did he fuck up his career, but more importantly, he gave a black eye to a movement designed to stop violence against the minority and LGBTQ communities. At the end of the day, extra lines on Empire weren’t worth the buffoonery, son. That is all. LC out.

Jussie Smollett: The Finesse God

So, I won’t lie, son. I’m probably going to piss off a number of my fellow minorities with this post. However, I wouldn’t be me if I didn’t keep it a buck, man. With that being said, get Jussie Smollett the fuck outta here, fam! I mean, seriously, folks really believe he’s innocent? Do people actually read, bruh? Listen, the charges against him were dropped because he made a deal with the prosecutor. It’s very simple, brethren.

Ok, for those who missed it, Smollett played his “get out of jail free” card. Now, as of yesterday, the 16 felony charges against him were dismissed. Because of this, folks all over social media are proclaiming that Smollett was vindicated and cleared of any wrongdoing. Unfortunately, that’s not how the legal system works, son. In reality, Smollett was given a plea deal, man. In exchange for community service and forfeiting his $10,000 bond, Kim Foxx, the State Attorney, let Smollett skate. The truth is, her office still believes he lied. But, they’re also satisfied with keeping his money. On the real, that’s very different than innocence, fam.

Now, before anyone accuses me of hating on Smollett, remember that I was on his side at first. Frankly, that all changed when I realized his story was bullshit, bruh. Honestly, I wanted this story to be real because I didn’t want to grapple with the idea that someone would do something so cotdamn dumb, son. In any case, Smollett’s story is still nonsense and a plea bargain won’t make me change my mind, man.

In the end, folks can hate me if they want to. However, I know a plea deal when I see one, fam. Shit, I’m married to a lawyer, people. Ultimately, Smollett finessed Chicago out of any real punishment, bruh. By and by, if I ever get into any real trouble, I want his legal team on deck, son. At the end of the day, they’re the real MVP’s here. That is all. LC out.