Is Shepard Smith The Real MVP?

So, there are a few things I don’t believe I’ll ever see in life: a human being hit “The Note” from Sister Act 2, an actual album from Jay Electronica and someone from Fox News call Donald Trump out on his constant bullshit. Well, I guess I can cross one of those things off of the list, son. I mean, Shepard Smith just shocked the shit out of me yesterday. Watching him eviscerate Trump over his habitual fabrications was must-see-television, man! As expected, the Trump brigade is calling for his head as I write this. However; I’m ecstatic to finally see some GOP members grow a pair. Frankly, their party created Trump and it’s up to them to stop him.

Now, in case anyone missed it, Smith had one simple question for Trump: why does he tell SO MANY LIES? Smith brought up the fact that Trump can’t tweet or publicly speak without saying something wildly inaccurate. As an example, he referenced several statements that Trump made during his awkward ass press conference. He talked about the fact that Trump hasn’t given a good answer about what’s happening with Russia. Trump insists that his administration isn’t in cahoots with Vladimir Putin‘s, but if that was the case, then why was Michael Flynn fired?

Moving on, Smith also slammed Trump’s notion that he had the highest Electoral College victory since Ronald Reagan. Fuck semantics, that simply isn’t true, man. It shouldn’t matter whether or not someone is a Trump supporter, son. Facts are facts, regardless of how anyone feels about them. There is verifiable evidence to disprove A LOT of the information Trump spews into the mainstream. Smith is doing the right thing by taking Trump to task for his nonsensical ramblings.

Keeping it a buck, I was genuinely happy to see this, man. Like, at some point, even right-wing enthusiasts have to see the writing on the wall. Asking someone to be honest is not political, son. Trump is the fucking President, for God‘s sake! We don’t give a fuck about ratings, we don’t give a fuck about baseless claims of “fake news” and we don’t give a fuck about his fragile ego. We just want that man to do his fucking job. As it stands, he’s completely incapable of behaving as an elected official should, man. It’s actually frightening to watch, bruh.

Ultimately, we need more people like Smith. The more Republicans who hold Trump accountable, the better. Since they control Congress and will eventually control the Supreme Court, they’re our biggest line of defense. Keep in mind, I just threw up a little when I wrote that. However; it just is what it is, son. In any case, for today, and today only, Shepard Smith is the real MVP. LC out.

Donald Trump Is Too Smart To Be Smart

I… I really don’t know where to start when it comes to Donald Trump’s stance on intelligence briefings. On the real, this may be a short post because I don’t know how much I can really say about this subject. We literally have a president-elect who is CHOOSING to be uninformed. Like, the best storytellers couldn’t make this shit up, son. Christopher Nolan couldn’t direct a better shitshow, man. Trump is absolutely in a class by himself when it comes to preposterous behavior. The man hasn’t even taken office yet and he’s already said no to living in the White House full time, which he later reneged on, and no to flying on Air Force One. Now, we can add “shunning daily intelligence briefings” to the latest episode of What In The Flying Fuck.

So, during an interview with Fox NewsChris Wallace, Trump was asked about why he isn’t taking his daily briefings. In a fit of “genius,” he told Wallace that he’s a “smart person” and doesn’t need to be told the same thing every day. With that being said, the future Leader of the Free World is choosing to be ignorant to the details that will affect his presidency. Being honest, I truly, truly don’t understand this man, son. If he doesn’t want to be President, then just say so, man. If he doesn’t want to deal with facts, then he can go back to reality television. The lives of countless people around the world are affected by the actions of the United States. If this idiot is being willfully blind to pertinent information, he’s going to endanger us all, son. Situations can still go wrong when all of the necessary players are in the know, so there’s no telling what could possibly happen when our “leader” is running around like a chicken with his head cut off.

In the end, I’m not even sure why I’m acting like I’m surprised, son. This man has been allergic to facts since the beginning. Hell, he’s even denying the truth that Russia played a role in our election, despite the fact that individuals from BOTH PARTIES are providing receipts. Look, when Shep Smith from Fox News has to call Trump out on his bullshit, it’s pretty clear this man has absolutely no idea what he’s doing out here. All jokes aside, if Trump isn’t impeached before his term is over, we’re probably going to end up in World War III. Yes, I know I’ve said that before, but I become more convinced of this with each passing day, man. LC out.

P.S. I’m well aware of the fact I haven’t even really spoken about all of the fuckity-fucktards Trump has added to his cabinet. In all honesty, I don’t even know where to begin, man. “Drain the swamp”? Naaaah, it’s more like “hey, let’s hire a bunch of my billionaire friends who don’t believe in religious rights, women’s rights, climate change or minimum wage.” We’re fucked as a country, son. Absolutely, positively fucked. No mas.