Daenerys Targaryen Was Always Trash

Disclaimer: Spoilers upon spoilers upon spoilers, son. Don’t say I didn’t give fair warning.

So, let me be real, son. At the beginning of May, I had only seen one episode of Game of Thrones. Since then, I have binged season after season after blood-filled season, man. In any case, the show is probably fresher in my mind than a lot of the original viewers. With that being said, I have a message for all of the Daenerys Targaryen supporters: she’s always been trash, fam. On the real, she would’ve been a terrible ruler of the Seven Kingdoms.

Ok, before an Unsullied or Dothraki sympathizer cuts my head off, let me explain, bruh. Now, given her rapid and nonsensical descent into the Mad Queen, I can understand the people who are upset with her story arc. However, if we’re being honest, she had a history of making terrible decisions, son. Frankly, given her track record, I never thought she’d be a good fit for Westeros. Furthermore, I think it’s high time that we review some of her biggest blunders, man.

First, let’s talk about Khal Drogo. Look, by foolishly trusting in Mirri Maz Duur, Dany got Drogo and their unborn son killed, fam. Well, Drogo was really a vegetable, but he was basically dead, folks. The silver lining was the fact that she birthed her dragons out of the chaos. But, that wasn’t by design, bruh. Shit, she literally had to lose her family to receive her “children.”

Next, there was the shit show that was the takeover of Astapor, Mereen and Yunkai. Now, to be fair, it was a great idea to free the slaves in these cities. But, Dany had no governmental plan for the aftermath. I mean, she got rid of the slavers, but didn’t give the people a new way to live. So, the cities started to revert back to their old ways. Hell, one dude even asked her to be sold back into slavery because he was living better back then. Look, Dany had the best of intentions, but good intentions don’t automatically equal rulership, fam.

Next, let’s talk about her awful game plan against the Night King and the White Walkers. Now, can someone answer this for me? If the wights can be killed by fire, and Dany has three fire-breathing dragons, then why the FUCK did she send the Dothraki horde to get slaughtered, bruh? Like, why weren’t Drogon, Rhaegal and Viserion plan A, son? Why were any soldiers dying when the queen had fucking dragons, man?! For God‘s sake, that’s their fucking purpose, fam! Go burn some shit down, kids! Sheesh!

On top of all of that, her sense of entitlement got on my nerves. Listen, Westeros does not belong to the Targaryen’s. The way I see it, Dany’s ancestors obtained the Iron Throne through fire and blood. It was taken from them by blood. Like, that’s how empires work, son. If her people couldn’t hold the fort, then it’s their loss, man. The truth is, the Mad King was the most responsible for her family’s fall from grace. Lastly, any time something went wrong, Dany always went into her “I’m the Unburnt and the Mother of Dragons” speech. Ok, that’s great, but what’s the fucking plan, Dany? *Sigh* She was just a poor ruler, fam.

In the end, I don’t know who should’ve ran Westeros. Ultimately, all of the characters had their faults. However, I just know that Daenerys would’ve been a bad leader, bruh. By and by, she’s been displaying ineptitude for the entire series, son. At the end of the day, her supporters just don’t want to admit it, man. That is all. LC out.

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