Donald Trump Is Vladimir Putin’s B*tch

Listen, let’s just skip the pleasantries, son. On the real, even if someone is a staunch Donald Trump supporter, they have to admit that yesterday was a fucking travesty, man. I mean, his post-meeting press conference with Vladimir Putin was one of the worst things I’ve ever witnessed, fam. Look, the American people had to witness the fucking President of the United States grovel at the feet of a foreign leader. All I know is, when will enough be fucking enough, bruh?

Ok, for those who missed it, yesterday was a complete and utter shit-show. Now, I already wrote about my skepticism of a closed-door meeting between Trump and Putin. However, I never thought the aftermath would be so insane, son. Like, I don’t even know where to begin with the nonsense, man. Shit, I could talk about the fact that Trump believes Putin over the U.S. intelligence agencies about Russian election meddling. Hell, I could even talk about the fact that Putin openly stated that he wanted Trump to win. In any case, their joint press conference was high-level fuckery, fam.

Look, here’s something that Trump doesn’t seem to understand: there’s a difference between meddling and collusion. Now, Robert Mueller‘s investigation is trying to determine whether or not Trump’s campaign conspired with foreign entities. However, the meddling part has already been proven, bruh. Like, we have unequivocal proof that Russian agents fucked with our election process, son. The problem is, Trump has too much pride to even admit this, man. Real talk, he simply refuses to acknowledge that outside influences helped him win the Presidency. In his mind, only his “greatness” propelled him to the White House.

So, here we are, fam. The American public has reached the point where our “leader” openly and frequently sucks up to a hostile nation. Listen, at this point, I don’t know how to explain what we’re witnessing, bruh. Keeping it a buck, I have no idea why Trump is so hell-bent on appeasing Putin, son. I don’t know if it’s because of potential business ventures or if Putin really has some dirt on him, man. Either way, Trump willfully betrayed his own country in favor of a foreign dictator. All in all, he disgraced every last one of us, people.

In the end, *sigh*. Ultimately, I don’t know what else to say, son. By and by, I’ve been legitimately baffled since yesterday, man. All I know is, I am still thoroughly confused about what I watched, fam. At the end of the day, Donald Trump cares WAY more about Russia than America, bruh. Frankly, the Republicans have to make a choice, folks. Are they going to stand up for this country, or are they going to continue doing the bidding of a traitor? The choice is theirs. That is all. LC out.

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Why Is Trump Meeting With Putin?

So, I’m going to keep this post short today, son. Frankly, I don’t have a ton to say, man. On the real, I only have one simple question, fam: why exactly is Donald Trump meeting with Vladimir Putin? Like, what is the precise objective of this one-on-one meeting, bruh? In addition, why the fuck is the meeting one-on-one in the first place? All in all, my “spider-sense” is tingling like a motherfucker right now, folks.

Ok, for those who missed it, Trump is currently meeting with Putin in Helsinki, Finland. Apparently, the two “world leaders” want to hash out the differences between the United States and Russia. Now, it’s no secret that Trump has a love affair with Putin, son. I mean, he’s been singing Putin’s praises since the campaign trail, man. In any case, their relationship is highly problematic because Trump simply refuses to admit that Russia interfered with our election process. So, why should anyone feel confident about a closed-door meeting between these two men?

Now, before I continue, let me put some things into perspective, fam. Look, regardless of whether or not someone believes that the Trump administration conspired with Russia, it is a FACT that Putin’s country hacked the Democrats. Shit, Robert Mueller JUST indicted twelve Russian intelligence officers for hacking emails, bruh. So, we don’t even have to debate the tomfoolery, son. Real talk, we cannot trust Putin and neither should Trump, man.

Look, the problem is the fact that Trump can’t accept that a foreign entity helped him beat Hillary Clinton. Listen, like I said before, we can speculate whether or not the Trump team actively worked with Russian officials. However, we already have verifiable proof that Russia meddled with our election, fam. With that being said, it’s beyond me that Trump has so much fucking faith in Putin, bruh. Like, we have years upon years of evidence of Putin’s treachery, son. Plainly put, we can’t trust that fucking dude as far as we can throw him, man.

In the end, this entire scenario is sketchy as fuck, fam. Ultimately, we have a foolish president meeting with a conniving president in a closed-off setting. By and by, I don’t see what good can come of this, bruh. At the end of the day, I’m deeply troubled by what I’m seeing right now, son. *Sigh* I don’t even know what else to say, man. LC out.

Can I Have Unbiased News?

So, I won’t lie, son. I’m tired of the news, man. No, I’m not tired of current events, but I’m tired of the way these stories are presented to me, fam. Like, can I just have the regular fucking news, bruh? Without a talking head telling me how to interpret it? Look, people are always quick to blame Fox News for the degeneration of journalism. Side note, they are BY FAR the most egregious, folks. I mean, let’s just be real here. But, Fox is not the only culprit in this clusterfuck of media, people. All in all, EVERY news network is to blame for the biased broadcasting presented to the public.

Ok, before I continue, I want everyone to look at this article on Deadspin‘s The Concourse. Listen, writer Timothy Burke put together a video of content across numerous television stations owned by Sinclair Broadcast Group. In the video, DOZENS of news anchors can be seen reciting the same rhetoric, emphasizing Donald Trump‘s fictitious war on “fake news.” Now, when I say the “same rhetoric,” I mean these anchors are actually saying the SAME EXACT WORDS across multiple broadcasts. Shit, how the fuck are people supposed to get unbiased news when the presenters are LITERALLY reading from a script, son?

Now, let me be clear, man. Fox News isn’t the only evil entity in this equation, fam. Hell, MSNBC loves to get in on the bullshit, bruh. On the real, I already shitted on Rachel Maddow in the past for trying to connect dots between Trump and Russia with no verifiable proof. In addition, I remember when Don Lemon had a LONG run of saying fuckity-fuck shit about race on CNN. Keeping it a buck, I can’t watch ANY of these networks anymore, son. All of their content has an angle and I’m fucking sick of it, people.

In the end, I don’t even know how to fix this problem, son. Ultimately, these companies benefit from spinning these tales, man. At the end of the day, the American public is the only group that loses, fam. By and by, we can never come to a resolution about any of the issues because we’re never given accurate information. *Sigh* Where’s Ted Koppel when we need him, bruh? LC out.

Robert Mueller Is Putting Cases On All You B*tches!

Disclaimer: Everyone should read the title in Denzel Washington’s voice from Training Day. That is all.

So, shit just got real, huh? After all of the talk about Robert Mueller’s investigation, heads are starting to roll, son. With that being said, I’d be remiss if I didn’t get these jokes off about all of the fuckity-fuck shit going on in Donald Trump’s inner circle. In any case, let’s take a deep dive into all of the shit that Paul Manafort, Rick Gates and George Papadopoulos have gotten themselves into, man.

Ok, for those living under a rock, the shitshow began on Friday, fam. As the week came to a close, word got out that a sealed indictment was underway. From that standpoint, it was highly likely that someone was going to get arrested, bruh. Now, in light of that information, I assumed that Manafort was going to be the first to go down. Shit, after the FBI raised his crib back in August, it was only a matter of time before he was in a world of hurt, folks. Moving on, I was proven right when Monday came around. However; I would’ve never guessed the type of dirt that they have on him, people.

Basically, Trump’s former campaign chairman is a scammer, son. Since around 2005, he’s been laundering millions of dollars through overseas shell companies. Both him and his adviser, Rick Gates, have been living their best Joanne The Scammer life for well over a decade. As it stands, their fraud was still going on even after Manafort came aboard Trump’s team. Anyway, both men have been officially charged and are currently out of bail. In addition, both have pleaded not guilty to the accusations.

Now, the wildest part is, this isn’t even the wildest part of the story, son. Frankly, George Papadopoulos is the bigger news, man. Look, although Manafort and Gates have been involved in massive amounts of fuckery, the White House can still maintain plausible deniability. However; Papadopoulos’ tale is where shit gets interesting, fam. To begin, he’s already pled guilty to lying to federal agents. So, what did he lie about exactly? Russia, bruh. Russia.

As we now know, Papadopoulos, Trump’s former foreign policy adviser, was actively working with Kremlin-connected clowncakes to get dirt on Hillary Clinton. To make matters worse, in his own correspondence, he stated that he wanted someone low-level to meet with them in order to keep the heat away from Trump. Son, that has conspiracy written all over it! Real talk, the situation is so bad for Papadopoulos that he didn’t even try to fight the charges, man. The way I see it, I wouldn’t be surprised if he started rolling on everyone, fam. Shit, let the snitching begin!

In the end, all I can do is laugh at this, bruh. On the real, I doubt we’ve seen the last of the indictments, folks. Hell, I know Michael Flynn is somewhere sweating right now, son. Ultimately, a bunch of corrupt people were/are on Trump’s squad, man. Am I supposed to believe that he’s innocent of ALL of the fuckery? Give me a break, fam. I ain’t that dumb. LC out.

Does North Korea REALLY Want Smoke?

Ok, look, I’ve talked about the possibility of World War III a few times, son. Now, even though I was always serious, a part of me didn’t really believe it would go down, man. However; North Korea is out here WILIN’, fam! I mean, it seems like they really want some static, bruh. All I know is, after their latest hydrogen bomb test, the world might really be headed to No Man’s Land, people.

So, for those who missed it, this past Sunday, North Korea detonated its sixth nuclear bomb. This came hours after a picture of Kim Jong-un was released, where he appeared to be inspecting a hydrogen bomb. Now, this is notable because North Korea is claiming to have a functioning warhead that can fit in a missile. Basically, these muhfuckas might have a reliable nuke now, son! All in all, shit is rapidly getting real and the United States has a tough choice on its hands.

Now, I never thought I’d see the day when I would say this, but I agree with Vladimir Putin, man. Sanctions against North Korea are useless, man. Like, Jong-un and company don’t give a fuck about non-military consequences. For whatever reason, North Korea seems to actually want war, fam. So, the question is, do we give in to conflict? At this point, if we do go to war, it will probably end up being nuclear. In addition, based on the fact that Russia and China also have nukes, we all might be SUPER fucked, bruh!

In the end, shit is getting thick out here, son. Keeping it a buck, I don’t even have any answers, man. All I can say is, I’m DEFINITELY following this situation closely, fam. Ultimately, I don’t expect much from Donald Trump, but he CAN’T fuck this up, people! If he does, we might not be around long enough to fix the problem. By and by, can someone tell Jong-un to chill? Listen, he won’t win this conflict, but the collateral damage just isn’t worth it, bruh. That is all. LC out.

Get Donald Trump Jr. The F*ck Outta Here!

Bruh, what the fuck is going on around here, man? Now, if anyone has been paying attention, I’ve stayed away from politics for the last few weeks. I mean, so much tomfoolery has transpired, frankly, I can’t keep up, son. With that being said, Donald Trump Jr. is out here wilin’, fam. Like, this dude actually admitted to trying to conspire with Russia. All I want to know is, why hasn’t this entire ship sunk yet?

So, the fuckery began in June of 2016. While Donald Trump was still battling Hillary Clinton for the presidency, Trump Jr. received a random email. In it, Rob Goldstone, a Russian business associate of Trump, claimed to be in touch with a senior Russian government official. Apparently, this official claimed to have damaging information about Clinton. From there, Goldstone arranged a meeting with Trump Jr., Paul ManafortJared Kushner and a Russian lawyer.

Now, keep in mind, at this time, Paul Manafort was Trump’s campaign manager. In addition, Kushner is Ivanka Trump‘s husband and currently serves as a senior advisor to Trump. Meaning, three people in Trump’s inner circle scheduled a meeting with a foreign entity in an effort to discredit Clinton. Good fucking Lord, man! How is ANYONE cool with this?! After allllllllll of their collusion denials, we now have definitive proof that all of their claims are pure bullshit, man. Trump’s administration LITERALLY talked to Russian dignitaries to try and alter the course of an American presidential election.

All in all, it doesn’t matter that Natalia Veselnitskaya didn’t provide any useful information. All that matters is the fact that these clowns were willing to go to these lengths to help Trump’s campaign. On the real, it makes all of their denials even more infuriating, son. Fam, they didn’t even do a good job of covering their tracks. Son, all of their shit is starting to hit the fan, man. Ultimately, enough is fucking enough, bruh.

In the end, I can’t take any more of this shit, people. Keeping it a buck, it bothers me to no end that more Republicans won’t stand up against this shit. I mean, what would Trump and company have to do for them to finally wake up? Would the administration have to drop a nuke before the GOP realizes the gravity of the situation? The sad part is, even if that occurred, they’d probably still find a way to justify it, man. *Sigh* I’m done. LC out.

Donald Trump Loves Obstructing Justice

Now, I don’t know about anyone else out there, but I’m exhausted, son. I’m completely tired of the constant barrage of fuckery, man. Day after day after day, the American people have to deal with new levels of tomfoolery and idiocy. At some point, our backs are going to break from trying to stay afloat in the Donald Trump era. All in all, I can only hope that the end is near, fam. *Sigh* I can only hope, son.

So, I’m here today to talk about the latest development in the back-and-forth between Trump and James Comey. Apparently, back in February, when Comey still ran the FBI, Trump asked him to stop investigating Michael Flynn. To be fair, Trump didn’t ask him in those exact words. Instead, he told Comey that he hoped he would just “let it go.” Ultimately, we’re aware of this exchange because Comey kept detailed memos during his tenure with the Bureau.

Ok, keep in mind that Flynn is in trouble for lying about his communications with Sergey Kislyak, the Russian Ambassador. Keep in mind that Sally Yates warned Trump about Flynn’s dealings and noted that he could be blackmailed by the Russian government. With all of that information, Trump still urged Comey to look the other way when it came to Flynn. Now, why the fuck would he do that, man? On the real, why is Trump trying to circumvent justice in the name of a disgraced government employee?

Man, this is now the second time that Donald Trump has tried to interfere with investigations, fam. As of now, we all know that Comey was fired as FBI Director because he was looking into possible collusion between Trump’s administration and Russia. Now, we’re getting wind of the fact that Trump tried to dissuade Comey from looking into Flynn’s wrongdoings. *Sigh* I mean, what the actually fuck, man? Seriously, what in the fuck is really happening around here, son?

In the end, is the GOP going to continue to allow Trump to behave this way? Listen, he’s making an absolute mockery of our government. All I know is, his nonsense is past all of this bipartisan bullshit, son. Our own president is acting like a fucking criminal, man! Enough is fucking enough, fam! This clown needs to be impeached ASAP! By and by, nothing else will suffice. LC out.