Get Ray Lewis The F*ck Outta Here!

Man, I have so many simultaneous thoughts in my head, I don’t even know where to start, son. Look, Ray Lewis needs to shut the fuckity-fuck up, fam! Listen, I’m pretty sure that Colin Kaepernick isn’t looking to him for advice, bruh. In addition, I TRULY don’t like the idea of a Black man telling another Black man to be low key about activism. On the real, that’s just another way of saying “play nice and don’t publicly piss off White people.” All in all, fuck all of that, man!

Now, for anyone who missed it, Lewis took it upon himself to show Kaepernick “the way.” According to Lewis, if Kaepernick wants to find another job in the NFL, he needs to be quieter about social injustice. Apparently, standing up for what’s right pales in comparison to not upsetting the owners. By and by, Kaepernick needs to be a “good boy” if he wants to secure a spot on another team.

Real talk, that seems to be a common theme amongst Kaepernick’s Black detractors. Basically, if he stopped making White people uncomfortable, then they’d let him throw the football around again. I mean, this is the same shit I roasted Michael Vick for. We’re so programmed as a community, that instead of championing Kaepernick for standing up for US, we’d rather tell him to be more presentable to the White majority. *Sigh* As Malcolm X once said, “who taught you to hate yourself?” Clearly, we already know the answer to that, son.

Moving on, outside of the ridiculous message, I also have a problem with the source, son. Keeping it a buck, Lewis is the LAST human being who should be giving ANYONE pointers, man! Lest we forget, his white suit was never found after Jacinth Baker and Richard Lollar were stabbed to death. Lest we forget, he snitched on Reginald Oakley and Joseph Sweeting to get his murder charges dismissed. Shit, Kaepernick is being judged for taking a knee during the fucking National Anthem, fam. All I know is, Lewis isn’t some beacon of purity, bruh.

In the end, I’m tired of Black people worrying more about our image than our rights. Instead of addressing the issues that Kaepernick is highlighting, folks would rather tell him to pipe down and just play football. Ultimately, the joke is on us as we continue to be mistreated and killed by systemic violence. Then again, maybe Lewis empathizes because he’s also gotten away with murder. Shit, just some food for thought, people. LC out.

P.S. The entire “shut the fuck up” mantra of this post also applies to Kordell Stewart. Seriously, no one wants this dude’s opinion, fam. On the real, all I want from “Slash” is Porsha Williams‘ phone number. Hook that up, bruh. That is all.


This Is Why Donald Trump Supporters Are Stupid

To begin, no, I don’t feel sorry for calling an entire group of people stupid. Since I’m not Hillary Clinton, I don’t have to apologize for calling folks a “basket of deplorables.” Look, maybe if I say it this plainly, Donald Trump supporters would understand how bad they got conned. Now, while I believe a good number of politicians lie with their campaign promises, most of them at least have the wherewithal to keep the front going. Our President-elect is literally having a “Thank You” victory tour and flatly telling his supporters he was bullshitting about a lot of his rhetoric. In all honesty, if I wasn’t so frightened by a Trump administration, I’d be laughing my ass off right now.

Now, during the Pennsylvania stop of this stupid ass tour, Trump basically let the cat out of the bag in regards to his campaign platform. If we go back to the presidential race, besides his non-specific “Make America Great Again” slogan, Trump continuously talked about “draining the swamp.” Throughout the course of the campaign, he promised his supporters he would rid Washington, D.C. of corruption and remove the influence of Wall Street and other lobbyists from government. Fast forward to today, if anyone with a brain took one look at his cabinet, they’d know he already duped his followers. So far, he’s stocked his team with nothing but bankers, oil men and Nazi, excuse me, alt-right enthusiasts. These moves alone should be enough to show his true intentions, but at his latest rally on Thursday, he took it a step further.

So, during his speech, when Trump brought up his infamous “drain the swamp” slogan, he freely admitted he thought it was corny. In reality, he only kept saying it because he kept getting applause from the crowds. Moving on, Trump literally said the words “I said it like I meant it.” Good fucking Lord, man! He’s literally in a room full of people who voted for him and told them he didn’t mean one of the central themes of his campaign. The only thing crazier than that is the fact people in the audience kept cheering and clapping. Are people that damn dumb, son? Seriously, are Trump supporters that idiotic?! He even said he used to claim the system was rigged, but stopped because he won and doesn’t care anymore. Wow! Fucking wow, man! Like, I couldn’t make this shit up, son! He OPENLY admitted to being a liar and these fools keep clapping for him. It’s fucking mind-boggling!

In the end, I’m a very firm believer in what I said, man. Anyone who voted for Donald Trump is a dumbass. At this point, the man is directly telling people he lied to them and they still won’t turn away from him. Like Silky Johnson said, “I hope all the bad things in life happen to you and nobody else but you.” I’m out.

P.S. I didn’t even touch on the fact that Trump keeps “thanking” African-Americans for supporting him by not voting. In his warped mind, he truly believes that since a few people weren’t sold on Clinton, that automatically meant they were in his corner. I wonder if Kanye West, Jim Brown and Ray Lewis are listening to this bullshit. This is what he really thinks about the Black community, son. Thanks for being pawns in his little game, sellouts. One.

Get Jim Brown The F*ck Outta Here!

Nah, man. No way, son. Absolutely not, kid. Please tell me there’s no way Jim Brown turned on us in this manner! Is this man, a former civil rights activist, really out here caping for Donald Trump right now? I swear, the last two years have exposed two types of people to me: racists and sellouts. I never thought I’d see the day where I could add Brown to the list of sellouts. Now, I was originally going to roast Kanye West AGAIN for the fuckity-fuck shit he pulled at Trump Tower yesterday. However; after seeing a legend like Brown completely play himself, I’ve decided to point my cannons in his direction.

Now, where do I even start with this bullshit, man? Ok, so, Brown also decided to head to Trump Tower on Tuesday to meet with the President-elect. According to Brown, he was there to discuss issues facing the African-American community. In my eyes, it would be one thing if Brown used that opportunity to hold Trump accountable for the damaging things he’s said about minorities, women and Muslims. Instead, this fallen hero left the meeting speaking about how he “fell in love” with Trump and how Trump has his admiration. Adding insult to injury, Brown spoke about how the “three greatest people” in his life were all White and how his work doesn’t focus on race. On the real, it was hard for me to make it through Brown’s statements because they are in DIRECT conflict with everything he’s previously fought for. I literally don’t know who this man is, son.

*Sigh* I don’t even know what else to say here, man. I’m literally bursting at the seams with anger. How can a man who’s spent a large part of his life fighting for Black people champion a man who’s disrespected so many disenfranchised individuals? Why do all of Trump’s proponents just dismiss all of the hurtful rhetoric he’s spewed over the course of this presidential election? How many times do I have to bring up the mind-bogglingly disrespectful things he’s said about Hispanics, women, Muslims and Black people? Were all of Trump’s fans living under a rock when he waged a verbal war on damn near everyone who wasn’t a White male? How DARE Brown pretend as if Trump’s remarks don’t matter and still front like he’s acting on behalf of Black people! Nah, naaaaah, son! Jim Brown absolutely does NOT speak for me, bro! Get him the flying fuck outta here!

In the end, fuck this, son. That’s it. I’m done. This might be the last thing I write for the year. I can’t take this nonsense anymore. I’m out.

P.S. This clown Brown also had the audacity to talk about what Trump “went through” to become president. What did he go through, Jim? He wrapped himself in the veil of bigotry and all of his fellow bigots came out to support him. In my eyes, he ran the race wearing a security blanket. Once again, thanks a lot, America.