Conversations With Randi B.: Valentine’s Day & Black Love

What’s good, brethren? On this episode of Conversations with Randi B., Randi and I talk about Valentine’s Day and Black Love. This evolved into a conversation about our respective dating histories and overall observations about love. Check it out on Spotify, Apple Podcasts and Anchor below, fam. Let’s get the proceedings proceeding. Yessir!

https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/conversations-with-randi-b/id1495539114#episodeGuid=ca00afaa-0618-47ed-aac6-57a58f84d9ce

Conversations With Randi B.: Impeachment, Gayle King & Bobby Love

What’s good, brethren? On this episode of Conversations with Randi B., Randi and I talk about Donald Trump‘s impeachment, Gayle King‘s questions to Lisa Leslie about Kobe Bryant and the Bobby Love story on Humans of New York. Check it out on Spotify below, fam. Let’s go!

A Letter To Ari Shaffir

Dear Ari Shaffir,

So, instead of just flying off of the handle from the rip, I want to actually get a sense of what’s going on in your head. Like, I’ll never understand why some people think it’s cool to joke about death. With that being said, I’m honestly not here to talk to you about your feelings regarding Kobe Bryant. Instead, I genuinely want to know if you have a soul at all. The way I see it, no “joke” is worth coming off as a subhuman piece of sewer shit.

Ok, to be fair, you’ve been talking shit about Bryant for years. Frankly, ever since his rape charges were dropped, you’ve been VERY vocal about how you believe he got away with a crime. Now, even though you’re clearly not a fan of the man, I was still taken aback by the fuckery you spewed on Twitter and Instagram. Son, you were literally celebrating the fact that Bryant died. Apparently, his death is a “good story” and you shouted out the “hero who forgot to gas up his chopper.” Furthermore, for some reason, you thought it was appropriate to profess your hatred of the Los Angeles Lakers.

Now, keeping it a buck, I don’t even know where to begin, man. Look, as I said above, you can feel however you want to feel about Kobe Bryant. But, you fuck-face, eight other people died on that damn helicopter! Did you hate Gianna Bryant too? Did you also hate Christina Mauser? Did you hate Ara Zobayan, the Altobelli and Chester families as well? Is your hatred of one man so strong that you’re content with the demise of several teenagers and their parents? Good fucking Lord, you’re literally one of the worst fucking people I’ve ever witnessed in my life, bruh. All in all, if you think that Bryant’s death was karma, just wait until that shit comes back on you, dumbass. All I know is, I’d bet money that almost no one will cry for you.

In the end, good luck with those “jokes,” son. Ultimately, being an asshole has brought you greater visibility than any of your comedy routines, man. By and by, I hope you run into any of the family members from the people you’ve disrespected. All I can say is, sometimes street justice is the best form of justice, bruh. At the end of the day, I’m not telling you to care about Kobe Bryant. But, if other innocent lives don’t matter to you, then who’s the REAL evil person here? That is all.

Sincerely,

A dude who only knows that you exist because of Joe Rogan

Conversations With Randi B.: Can Men & Women Be Friends?

What’s good, brethren? Randi B. and I did another episode of Conversations with Randi B. On this one, we chop it up about whether or not men and women can actually be friends. So, what else needs to be said, son? Check out the podcast below, fam. Yessir! LC out.

Conversations With Randi B.: Tyler Perry

So, I know what some people may be thinking, son: two posts in one day? What’s really good, LC? Well, the truth is, this may be a thing going forward. Basically, anytime I sit-in on Randi B.‘s podcast, I’m going to write a quick post about it. As of right now, it’s looking she’s going to drop that new fuego on Friday‘s. With that being said, I might have to double up on my posts during those days. Either way, good content is good content, man.

Anyway, on the latest episode, Randi and I chop it up about all things Tyler Perry (in addition to other topics). So, what else needs to be said, fam? Enjoy, share and comment! That is all. LC out.

A Podcast That I Did With Randi B.

So, I’m going to try and keep this post short today, son. Now, I know that I say that a lot, but I mean it, man. Well, I guess. In any case, I just want to let everybody in on that new new, fam. With that being said, my brethren Randi B. has started a new podcast. In addition, she was gracious enough to let me get in on the first episode, bruh. All in all, what else do folks need to know?

Ok, as a quick background, Randi’s podcast, Conversations with Randi B., is available on Anchor and Spotify. Now, on this first episode, Randi and I recapped the 2010s. We talked about everything from Barack Obama/Donald Trump to social media to #MeToo to Black Lives Matter to Prince/Michael Jackson/Whitney Houston. Needless to say, we covered a lot of ground in 30 minutes, son.

In the end, there’s nothing else to say, man. Ultimately, I want everyone to go out there and support the movement, fam. By and by, folks can find links to the podcast below. Give it a listen, give us some feedback and let’s get the proceedings proceeding, brethren. That is all. LC out.

T.I. Is Out Here Wilin’

So, I won’t lie, son. As a father myself, I generally try not to judge how other people parent their children. However, muhfuckas be wilin’ sometimes, man. With that being said, I have to call T.I. out on his tomfoolery, fam. Look, I understand wanting to “protect” our kids from this wild ass world, but T.I. did the most of the most, bruh. All in all, homie doesn’t need to be bugging out at his daughter’s gynecologist appointments, folks.

Ok, for those who missed it, T.I. recently said some wild shit on a podcast. So, while sitting down with Nazanin Mandi and Nadia Moham from the Ladies Like Us show, T.I. told the ladies that he accompanies his daughter, Deyjah Harris, to her yearly gyno appointments. Now, if that’s where the sentence ended, then maybe I wouldn’t look at him with The Rock eyebrow. However, T.I. specifically said that he goes with her, even as of her 18th birthday, to verify that her hymen is “still intact.”

Look, just in case anyone is wondering, I didn’t make up any part of that story, son. The fact is, Clifford Harris b.k.a. T.I. a.k.a. Tip, makes yearly trips to Deyjah’s gynecologist to make sure that her hymen is still in place. Now, real talk, I don’t even know where to begin with this fuckery, man. First, checking a woman’s hymen gives no insight on her sexual activity. Shit, I know a few ladies who’ve lost their shit from non-freaky deaky situations, fam. So, what exactly is T.I. looking to learn from this, bruh?

In addition, even if Deyjah isn’t having vaginal intercourse, I’m sure that T.I. is aware of the VAST amounts of other possibilities, son. Hell, having a hymen ain’t got shit to do with butt play or oral gymnastics, man. Keeping it a buck, I know a couple of women who used to go the anal route to maintain their “virtue.” All I know is, a hymen is no indicator of whether or not his daughter is about that action, fam.

Furthermore, Deyjah is 18 fucking years old, bruh. Seriously, it ain’t T.I.’s place to monitor who she’s “spending time” with. The truth is, as parents, it’s our job to teach our kids the best practices and hope they don’t do something fucking stupid. Side bar, I hope my boys are NEVER as dumb as me, son. All I can say is, I’m not 100% sure how I’m still here with my genitals in one piece, man. But, that’s neither here nor there, brethren.

Anyway, I also want to know if T.I. watches his sons with the same level of scrutiny. Listen, dudes love protecting their girls’ “honor,” but their boys be out here running amok, fam. Bruh, it ain’t nothing for a guy to come home with an STI or a cotdamn baby. The way I see it, T.I. should be just as invested in making sure his sons aren’t the type of dudes that he’s afraid Deyjah will meet. Honestly, men with daughters are normally scared because they know how we be acting in these streets, son.

In the end, T.I. needs to knock it off, man. Ultimately, there’s no need to be a creep, fam. By and by, him and his daughter’s mother just need to have an open line of communication with Deyjah. At the end of the day, he doesn’t want her to be sneaking around behind his back. Truthfully, that’s when the most shenanigans occur, bruh. So, instead of trying to shelter her, T.I. needs to put her on the game and advise her about the fuckity-fucks who could potentially ruin her life. That is all. LC out.