What The F*ck Is Nelly Being Accused Of?!

Look, I won’t lie, son. I don’t know what to make of this story at all, man. I mean, as of right now, all I know is that a woman is accusing Nelly of rape. Now, keeping it a buck, Nelly isn’t the first famous person to be accused of some dastardly shit, fam. With that being said, I’m going to wait for all of the facts to come out before I judge one way or the other. In any case, NONE of this looks good for Cornell, bruh.

Now, for those who missed it, Nelly is in some hot water right now. To begin, he’s currently on tour with Florida Georgia Line. Anyway, after a show close to Seattle, Washington, he turned up in a nearby club. Apparently, this is where he met the woman who’s accusing him of rape. According to her statement, in her inebriated state, she was invited back to Nelly’s tour bus and he allegedly assaulted her without a condom. From there, she claims that he offered her “hush money” and kicked her off of the bus when she refused.

Moving on, shortly after she called 911, Nelly was arrested. After a few hours, he was released without charges being filed. However; there’s still going to be an investigation to check the validity of the woman’s story. All I can say is, I hope the story isn’t true, fam. But, on the other hand, this type of behavior isn’t foreign to famous men, bruh.

Ok, being real, this is where the story should’ve ended, son. However; ever since this story broke, people have been posting weird ass videos of Nelly. Now, based on the footage I’ve seen, this dude is out here being inappropriate with underage girls onstage. Shit, everyone should just take a look for themselves, man. In one of the videos, homie is out here asking a girl if she likes school while twirling her hair. Wait, what the FUCK is that about?! Since when is ANY of that cool, fam? How come no one brought this fuck shit up before?! He should’ve BEEN put on blast for this questionable shit, bruh! Real talk, he needs to explain himself, folks!

In the end, I don’t know what to make of any of this, son. I just wrote an entire post and I don’t have an answer for anything. What kinda bullshit is Nelly on, man? These videos coupled with the rape allegations paint a VERY grim portrait of the man. Ultimately, I truly hope I don’t find out some shit about him that I can’t un-know, fam. *Sigh* Nelly needs to start talking, bruh. ASAP. LC out.

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Greg Gianforte: The Stone Cold Steve Austin Of Politics

Bruh, what manner of fuckery is this? I mean, is this how our politicians are getting down now? Look, I know we’re in the age of Donald Trump, but there has to be a limit to the foolishness, right? Son, Greg Gianforte really just took a hatred of the press to the next level. For a moment, he forgot he was running for Congress and took up Stone Cold Steve Austin‘s mantle. All I know is, I’m not sure how practicing wrestling moves can help a campaign.

Now, I won’t lie, son. When I first heard the story I’m about to tell, I laughed. Like, I couldn’t fathom the idea of a politician doing what Gianforte did, man. So, for those who are unaware, Gianforte physically attacked a reporter. It all began when Ben Jacobs, a journalist from The Guardian, walked into Gianforte’s campaign headquarters and put a recorder in front of Gianforte. Apparently, he wanted to know Gianforte’s take on the latest Congressional Budget Office report. This newly-released document stated that 23 million people would lose health insurance under the recently-approved American Health Care Act. Needless to say, Gianforte wasn’t thrilled by the question.

From there, Gianforte grabbed Jacobs by the neck, body slammed him and then started punching him in the face. Now, how do we know all of this? Because Alicia Acuna, a Fox News reporter, was one of the people in the room when the assault occurred. Meaning, they were able to refute Gianforte’s claim that Jacobs was physically aggressive towards him. All in all, Gianforte went into Wolverine berserker mode and started bugging out on Jacobs.

Man, what in the fuckity-fuck is good in these streets? Son, this dude is running for Congress? Like, he’s trying to be down with the House of Representatives? For real?! How the fuck can anyone in Montana vote for this dude if he behaves like this? How can this man be trusted by anyone? For God‘s sake, he attacked a man for asking him a question! How does that action exude any type of leadership or self-control? At this point, Montana should be ashamed of themselves if they elect this clown. Hell, he was just arrested for what he did to Jacobs. Ultimately, he doesn’t deserve a seat in the House, fam.

In the end, our political system has gone to Hell, son. Listen, I literally can’t guess what will happen next with our elected officials. Seriously, everyone has lost their fucking minds around here. At this rate, I might really have to run for office, man. I mean, I’m competent enough, right? Right?! Yeah, I thought so. LC out.