Trump Supporters: F*ck Your Tax Returns

So, I’m going to try and keep it brief today, son. I mean, I’ve already spent a great deal of time talking about Donald Trump and his supporters, man. But, in honor of tax season, I would like to address some of my disgruntled GOP compatriots. Listen, I don’t give a fuck about anyone’s tax returns, fam. Well, that’s not entirely true. Like, I care about taxes because of how they’ll affect me too. However, if this is the only reason why some people have Trump remorse, then I kinda hate those folks, bruh.

Ok, for those who haven’t filed their taxes yet, be prepared for a rude awakening, son. Apparently, thanks to President Orange’s new tax code, all of us are getting fucked with our returns, man. Basically, as of right now, returns are about 8% lower than usual. All I know is, I don’t like cats fucking with my money, fam. Shit, citizens work hard all year, hoping we’ll see some get-back from the IRS. However, all we get in return is the government taking more earnings from us, bruh. Frankly, the shit is disgusting, brethren.

In any case, I’m not here to argue about where my money went, son. Nah, I’m here to talk about the Republicans who are upset with this current situation. So, tax returns were the straw that broke the camel’s back, huh? Not the government shutdown over a border wall? Not the discrimination against transgender soldiers? Not the rhetoric against Muslims? Not the horde of dummies going to prison on Trump’s behalf? This? This is the time where Trump went too far? *Sigh* For God’s sake, the lack of empathy is just jarring, man. On the real, folks really don’t care about atrocities until they are DIRECTLY affected, fam. All I can say is, I have ZERO sympathy for these individuals.

In the end, I’m surprised that I can still be surprised, bruh. Ultimately, I just have to come to grips with the fact that there are a lot of trash ass people in this country, son. By and by, I know I’ll be sad when I file my taxes, man. At the end of the day, I should’ve known better than to expect the government to work in our best interests, fam. That is all. LC out.

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Black Republicans Aren’t The Issue, Chance The Rapper

So, I’m not going to talk about Kanye West today, son. Frankly, my brain can’t even begin to process the fuckery he’s saying right now. On the real, I don’t know what’s worse, man: the idea that he really believes all of the bullshit he’s tweeting or the idea that he’s trolling us as an album rollout. In any case, I want to address Chance The Rapper and people who think like him. Look, no one said that Black people can’t be Republicans, fam. Real talk, people don’t hate Donald Trump because he’s Republican, bruh. We hate him because of his consistent disrespect and disregard of the disenfranchised.

Now, for those who missed it, Chance just tried to save Kanye. Somehow, he thought that tweeting “Black people don’t have to be Democrats” was some profound shit, son. However, nobody said that, Chance! That ain’t the fucking issue, man! On top of that, CyHi the Prynce took it upon himself to remind us that Martin Luther King, Jr. was a Republican. Ok, so was James Brown and Ray Charles, fam. Once again, that isn’t the fucking problem, fam! Keeping it a buck, Trump’s lunacy should be a bipartisan issue. Listen, people on the Right AND the Left should be bothered by what Trump represents.

Listen, when it comes to Trump, I’ve watched that man commit an unbelievable amount of egregious offenses. This is the same man who called all Hispanic people drug dealers, murderers and rapists on the campaign trail. This is the same man who enacted a travel ban to block Muslims from coming to a “religiously free” country. This is the same man who’s currently trying to block transgender people from serving in our military. This is the same man who’s trying to give guns to our underpaid teaching staff. This is the same man who’s surrounded himself with a MULTITUDE of people who are now under investigation. Need I say more?! Look, this isn’t a Democrat or Republican issue, bruh. This is an issue of a man who’s CLEARLY unfit to lead and we’re just letting him cook, son.

In the end, folks like Chance can miss me with this Black Republican shit, man. In addition, people like Kanye can miss me with the “I don’t agree with everything he says” rhetoric. Ultimately, that doesn’t make up for all of Trump’s heinous policies, fam. By and by, just because people may only agree with SOME of Trump’s ideas doesn’t mean that the rest of them go away. At the end of the day, it’s a package deal, bruh. For example, we can’t pay attention to his platform on jobs and ignore his platform on women’s rights, son. All I know is, folks like Chance need to fully develop their political and social stances before they open their mouths. That is all. LC out.

Transgender People Can’t Serve America

Man, can someone tell me what world I’m living in? Like, I’ve always believed that I live on Earth, but this has to be the Twilight Zone, son. Fam, what the FUCK is happening to this country?! Is Donald Trump serious, people? Is the GOP serious, bruh? What part of the game is telling transgender people that they can’t fight for the nation? On the real, the levels of hate in this administration make my skin crawl, man.

Now, for those who missed it, Trump just tweeted some WILD shit yesterday. Apparently, after speaking with his “generals,” Trump declared that transgender people will no longer be accepted or allowed to serve in the military. According to his logic, our armed services need to focus on “overwhelming victory” and not accommodating their needs. All jokes aside, that’s got to be some of the most hateful rhetoric to ever come from a sitting United States President, fam. This dude just blindly disrespected an ENTIRE group of Americans, son!

All in all, I have a BUNCH of questions, man. First, does he not think that there aren’t already transgender people in our military? Shit, according to statistics, there are roughly 10,000 individuals who identify as transgender on either active or reserve duty. So, did their “medical costs” overwhelm the government before? Did they act as a distraction before? Fuck no, son! This move is nothing more than a pure demonstration of hate. Why is this type of bullshit continually coming from our highest office, fam?

Ok, before I move on, can I backtrack for a second? Now, my memory may be trash, but I’m pretty sure that Newt Gingrich said something similar about women twenty-some-odd years ago. Back then, he claimed that women couldn’t serve because they lack “upper body strength” and would “get infections.” So, basically, the GOP has a looooooong history of hating on anyone who isn’t a straight White man. Keeping it a buck, it just seems to be in their nature, son.

In the end, anytime I think the bar can’t get lower, it does, fam. Real talk, I was blown away by this turn of events, bruh. We’re literally watching an administration that’s built on the oppression of damn near EVERY disenfranchised group. At this point, there’s no justification for being a Trump supporter. I don’t give a fuck how someone tries to spin this, son. If anyone supports Trump, then they support hate. Plain and simple. With that being said, fuck ALL of his proponents, man! Every. Last. One. Of. Them! LC out.