So, let me keep it a buck, son. Honestly, I don’t know enough about this situation to make a judgement, man. I mean, Jon Jones could be up to his usual shenanigans or he might be innocent. Frankly, I don’t know, fam. All I can say is, if Jones is guilty of the latest charge against him, then that better be it, bruh. Like, how many chances can one man get, folks? Seriously, if he committed this offense, Jones needs to finally be shunned, brethren.
Ok, for those who missed it, Jones might be in trouble again, son. Now, apparently, Jones was in some New Mexico strip club back in April. Anyway, a waitress alleged that he pulled her down to his lap, kissed her neck, put her in a chokehold and lifted her off of the ground. From there, she stated that he continued to inappropriately touch her until he decided to leave the club. Moving on, I have no insight into whether this incident actually happened. All I know is, this dude just can’t seem to stay out of shit, man.
Now, let’s be real, fam. Shit, Jones has a loooooong history of doing the wrong thing, bruh. Outside of the numerous failed PED tests and hitting a pregnant woman with his car, Jones also has a documented past with illegal narcotics, son. The point is, a story like this isn’t that far-fetched, man. The truth is, that’s the fucking problem, folks. Frankly, Jones has done so much fuckity-fuck shit, that a situation like this is believable, people. The way I see it, if this woman’s story has merit, then the UFC and the MMA community needs to finally wash their hands of this dude.
In the end, there are certain facts in life, son: water is wet, the sky is blue, Jon Jones is the G.O.A.T. and he stays in some bullshit. Ultimately, I hope this story isn’t true, man, and not because of the fact that I was a fan of this guy. By and by, women don’t deserve to be violated, fam. At the end of the day, Jones needs to stay clear of any place or situation that could get him in trouble, bruh. Hell, hasn’t he done enough tomfoolery already, brethren? That is all. LC out.