Trump Is Tryna Start WW3 On Twitter

So, before I even begin, I want everyone to carefully read the above tweet from Donald Trump. Real talk, I had to go inspect his timeline for myself just to confirm the shenanigans, son. Like, I’m not going to sit here and pretend like I understand all of the inner-workings of our government. However, I’m pretty sure that a sitting President can’t use Twitter to compel Congress to start a war. Yet, here we are, man. *Sigh* I legitimately don’t know what the fuck is happening right now, fam.

Ok, let’s be real, bruh. At this point, I shouldn’t have to explain to people what’s going on, son. Basically, Trump authorized the assassination of Qassim Suleimani, Iran‘s Major General, and all hell has broken loose. Now, for folks who don’t understand the significance of this, if Iran knocked off one of America‘s Joint Chiefs of Staff, that would probably be similar to killing Suleimani. Meaning, this is a big deal, man. Like, a really big fucking deal, fam.

Anyway, since the drone strike hit Baghdad, the world has been wondering how Iran is going to respond. Because of this, all of the World War 3 jokes have started to fly on social media. Now, I’ll admit, there’s a lot of funny shit floating around, bruh. But, if the draft gets reinstated, my knees are most likely too bad for them to pick me, son. In any case, moments like this are exactly why I don’t know how Trump’s Twitter use has been allowed to thrive. Shit, he really might start a war with 280 characters, man.

Listen, as I stated in the opening paragraph, I really want people to understand the gravity of his words. Hell, against all semblance of protocol (and logic), the President is trying to tell Congress (a separate entity) what to do in the face of potential battle. Fam, what? What?! Look, I REALLY don’t want a potential nuclear holocaust to start on the same application that permeates SpongeBob memes, bruh. All I know is, there is NOTHING presidential about how Trump is handling this, brethren. Then again, what the fuck did I even expect?

In the end, I have no idea how this situation is going to resolve itself, son. Ultimately, I’m interested/terrified to see how Iran is going to retaliate. By and by, part of me doesn’t believe that Iran really wants to get into a full-on fight with America. On the other hand, maybe they are crazy enough to try and go kamikaze on us. Either way, the immediate future might be turbulent as shit, man. At the end of the day, folks better keep their passports on deck, fam. All I can say is, I’m taking my family the fuck outta here if shit gets serious, bruh. That is all. LC out.

Steve Bannon Is The REAL President

*Sigh* Make no mistake, people. We are seeing an apocalyptic movement right before our very eyes. We are witnessing the Communist takeover of our government. Now, in case anyone was wondering, this crusade is being led by none other than Steve Bannon, Donald Trump‘s chief strategist and senior counselor. Listen, if anyone is unaware, this man’s views should scare the shit out of all of us. If he actually accomplishes what he has set out to do, we will undoubtedly watch the end of America as we know it.

Now, to be clear, I’m no stranger to Bannon or Breitbart News. In actuality, these Nazi, excuse me, alt-right clowns love coming for my neck on social media. With that being said, I would’ve never guessed in a million years that someone of Bannon’s ilk would be in such a position of power. This asshat Trump has essentially turned over our government to a man who has previously stated he wants to destroy it.

Look, for the people who think I’m being facetious, just revisit his conversation with a Daily Beast writer back in 2013. Bannon literally said the words “I’m a Leninist. Lenin wanted to destroy the state, and that’s my goal, too. I want to bring everything crashing down, and destroy all of today’s establishment.” Now, I want everyone to re-read that statement three or four times. From there, I want everyone to ponder the fact that this man is now on the National Security Council, replacing the director of national intelligence and the chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff. WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON AROUND HERE?!?

Wait, before I continue, does everyone know what Leninism is? This movement is essentially a continuation of Russian Marxism where a rogue political party overthrows the current government in the name of the working-class. From there, the victorious party will create a Socialist state. Hmm, working-class… Does that sound familiar to anyone out there? During Trump’s entire campaign, he spoke about the White working-class as if they were the only people who needed gainful employment. So, if this is the movement Bannon is trying to lead, take a wild guess who he’s trying to lead it for. Or rather, who he CLAIMS he’s trying to lead it for. Yeah, it’s as bad as it sounds, son.

Ultimately, we have a Communism and Nazism sympathizer telling the President what to do. Hell, he’s even the one who wrote Trump’s Muslim Ban executive order. Frankly, at this point, if anyone doesn’t see the problem with this, I’m convinced they have a defect. If this country is truly supposed to be a democracy, we can’t let these ideals destroy it. Shit, that’s probably why Trump never says anything bad about Russia. His chief strategist loves their history, man. God help us all. LC out.