What Did Ron Stallworth Actually Do?

Disclaimer: There are a ton of BlacKkKlansman spoilers in this bitch, son. Please, act accordingly.

So, on Friday, I saw BlacKkKlansman with my wife. Now, as a piece of art, I feel like the film is a return to form for Spike Lee. I mean, I’m a diehard Lee fan, but over recent years, his movies have been hit-or-miss, man. In any case, I feel like he nails it out of the park with this one, fam. With all of that being said, despite thoroughly enjoying the movie, I left the theater with one question in mind, bruh: what did Ron Stallworth actually accomplish?

Ok, for those who have seen the film or don’t mind spoilers, here’s how the story goes: Stallworth joins the Colorado Springs Police Department. Despite being new, he pitches his captain to become an undercover officer. From there, his first assignment is to infiltrate a Black Power rally featuring Stokely Carmichael, later known as Kwame Ture, as the keynote speaker. Next, he cold-calls a local Colorado Ku Klux Klan chapter and pretends to be a White man looking for entry into the group. After an elaborate ruse which includes using his White partner as a stand-in for Stallworth, he’s able to gain the trust of David Duke, the Grand Wizard of the KKK. Finally, Stallworth and his team thwart a bombing attempt by the Klan on the head of Colorado College‘s Black student union, who also happens to be Stallworth’s love interest.

Now, based on the story I just outlined, it would seem like Stallworth accomplishes a lot in this story. However, here’s my problem with all of this, son: the Klan isn’t really damaged in any significant way. Ok, yes, the police are able to stop a bombing, but “The Organization” is never really dismantled, man. Hell, as of today, I can still see Duke on my TV screen, talking a bunch of bullshit about Black people and Jews. So, did Stallworth’s work really achieve anything? Look, his department is most likely to blame, since they end the investigation early. But, the KKK is able to continue business as usual, fam.

Listen, I don’t know enough about Boots Riley‘s criticism of Stallworth to have an opinion. Shit, maybe Stallworth was nothing more than an agent of COINTELPRO. I mean, his undercover work on Ture does give some credence to that theory. But, in regards to the storyline of this movie, I feel like Stallworth and his team risk their lives for minimal return. Then again, like I said before, maybe their work is cut short before they can really make a difference. All in all, we’ll never really know, bruh.

In the end, BlacKkKlansman is still a dope ass movie, son. Ultimately, I suggest that everyone out there gives it a shot. By and by, I’m happy to see the rebirth of Spike Lee, man. Listen, I know he gets shit from people sometimes, but I still feel like he’s an important voice, fam. At the end of the day, we always need people who care, bruh. That is all. LC out.

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Get Aaron Schlossberg The F*ck Outta Here!

*Sigh* Another day, another White person showing their ass in public, son. Seriously, do White people EVER get tired of being petulant assholes? I mean, doesn’t this level of CONSISTENT hate ever get exhausting, man? All I know is, Aaron Schlossberg is just another example of Donald Trump‘s America, fam. An America where speaking another language (well, mostly Spanish) is seemingly unacceptable. Anyway, let’s go through all of the different ways that Schlossberg made a COMPLETE ass of himself, bruh.

Ok, for those who missed it, here’s why Schlossberg is about to get cooked. So, the other day, this fucktard decided to eat at Fresh Kitchen in Manhattan. In any case, he heard some employees speaking Spanish and lost his fucking mind. From there, he berated the entire establishment for allowing these workers to speak Spanish and demanded that they speak English. Furthermore, he threatened to call ICE in order to have these employees “kicked out of [his] country.” All in all, it was a totally ridiculous scene, son.

Now, I don’t even know where to begin with this guy’s tomfoolery, man. First off, it’s highly problematic that he automatically assumed that these employees were illegal because they spoke another language. Shit, after researching this clown, it’s appears that he’s Jewish. Look, the last time I checked, English isn’t the Jewish community’s primary language, historically speaking. So, should America have kicked out all of his ancestors, fam? Like, what the fuck is this dude even talking about, bruh?

Second, as we now know, this isn’t Schlossberg’s first time being racist on camera, son. Apparently, back in October of 2016, he was caught on film calling someone “an ugly fucking foreigner.” So, this asshat has a history of being a bigot. All the while, he’s a lawyer who boasts about being fluent in Spanish on his website. Side note, I love everyone who left his Yelp review comments in shambles. Moving on, my brain can’t even comprehend the levels of irony and hypocrisy, man. Hell, this man works in New York City, one of the most diverse cities in the world, and is shocked that people speak more than English. *Sigh* What the fuck is wrong with everyone, fam?!

In the end, shout-out to Edward Suazo for exposing this carpetbagger. Ultimately, the next time someone tries to front like Trump didn’t run on a platform of hate, just show them a video of Schlossberg. By and by, all of the hatred that he’s spewing comes DIRECTLY from the Orange One‘s playbook, bruh. All I can say is, White people have to do MUCH better, son. Frankly, this isn’t our problem to fix, man. It’s theirs. Real talk, they’re the ones with the underlying issues, fam. Not us. That is all. LC out.

Get Sean Spicer The F*ck Outta Here!

On the real, how many “Get (Blank) The F*ck Outta Here! posts have I written, son? I swear, I find new targets everyday, man. In fact, Donald Trump‘s administration is the gift that keeps on giving. Mainly because someone is CONSTANTLY doing something stupid. With that being said, Sean Spicer is the next sucker to get this work, bruh. All jokes aside, after comparing Bashar al-Assad to Adolf Hitler, Spicer would be lucky if I didn’t roast him for the next week.

Now, before I continue, let’s briefly talk about chemical weapons. So, by definition, chemical weapons fall under the following categories: blister agents, nerve agents, blood agents and choking agents. Sarin, for example, is considered a nerve agent. In addition, hydrogen cyanide is considered a blood agent. This is notable because that particular compound was used to make Zyklon B, the deadly gas used in the Nazi extermination camps. Ok, with all of that being said, let’s get back to Spicer.

So, during a briefing on Tuesday, this fucktard Spicer stated that not even Hitler used chemical weapons against his own people. He made this remark as a way to demonize Assad’s recent sarin attack in Syria. Now, the fact that Spicer was fundamentally wrong about Nazi weaponry wasn’t even the most egregious part here. This dude actually tried to downplay the pain and suffering of the MILLIONS who died under the Hitler regime. Yo! Who’s fucking man is this, son?! Good fucking Lord, how is Trump cool with this asshat publicly representing him? Oh, I forgot, Trump doesn’t know shit either!

Look, roughly 11 million people died in the Holocaust, with about 3 million victims reaching their fate in the extermination camps. It’s absolutely unconscionable that a man like Spicer can occupy his position without having an understanding of basic fucking history. Bruh, not only did Hitler use chemical weapons, but millions of innocent people died as a result. Keeping it a buck, Assad isn’t any more of a villain because he used sarin instead of hydrogen cyanide.

Listen, no hyperbole is needed to describe the atrocities that the Syrian people are currently facing. Ultimately, Spicer diminished the entire plight of the Jewish community just to further a political agenda. All in all, I truly can’t find the words to properly display how disgusted I am, man.

In the end, I will be blown away if Spicer gets to keep his job after this. This clown has consistently shown that he’s woefully unprepared for this position. Trump needs to fire his ass and then give him a bunch of history textbooks. Clearly, this idiot doesn’t know shit about shit. Then again, those same textbooks need to be read to Trump too. *Sigh* LC out.

P.S. I would like everyone to note that I wrote “extermination camps” instead of “Holocaust centers.” Spicer really referred to these death facilities as “Holocaust centers,” man. I… I can’t. That is all.