Tristan Thompson Is A Jedi-Level Savage

So, when it comes to infidelity, I believe there are two kinds of people in the world: people who have cheated and straight cheaters. Now, the “people who have cheated” are folks who’ve made a terrible mistake and legitimately wish to make amends. A “straight cheater” is someone who can’t pass up an outside smash session. With that being said, Tristan Thompson may very well be the latter, son. All in all, if he really tapped Jordyn Woods, then he’s the Supreme Ruler of the Ain’t Shit Coalition, man.

Ok, for those who don’t know or don’t care, Thompson is back in the news, fam. Shit, for a dude who plays in the NBA, none of his stories are ever basketball-related, bruh. In any case, after previously being accused of cheating on Khloe Kardashian, it appears that ol’ buddy has done it again, son. However, the stakes are much higher this time, man. So, according to the rumors, Thompson allegedly put the full-court press on Woods’ ass. Now, this is notable because Woods is (was?) Kylie Jenner’s best friend. Essentially, Thompson might’ve smashed the ultimate homie, folks. Needless to say, this ain’t a good look for him, brethren.

Now, I’m not going to sit here and pretend like I have all of the details, son. I mean, I wasn’t about to do a ton of research on this subject, man. All I know is, if a guy is trying to work his way out of the doghouse, banging his lady’s sister’s homegirl is not the wave, fam. For God’s sake, just admire her ass is silence, bruh! Hell, if he was a real goon, he could’ve hit Khloe with the following Kanye West lyrics: “I mean you, her and me, maybe, baby, baby, you know I was just kidding, unless you gon’ do it.” Like, the three-three could’ve worked, people!

In the end, who knows, son? Ultimately, all of this could just be publicity for Keeping Up with the Kardashians. By and by, I wouldn’t put any of the tomfoolery past them, man. At the end of the day, Thompson should’ve just kept it tight, fam. Then again, looking at Woods, I can see why he did it, bruh. Side note, don’t tell my wife that I said that, brethren. Thanks! LC out.

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What Does ‘Self-Made’ Mean?

So, contrary to what some people may think, I’m not about to hate on Kylie Jenner. On the real, I’m not even going to go in depth about how her appropriation of full lips is problematic as fuck. Instead, I want to talk about the idea of her being self-made. Look, I can’t front on anyone who’s on pace to be a billionaire, son. But, if Forbes or anyone else actually thinks she’s self-made, then they’re out of their cotdamn minds, man!

Listen, according to the dictionary, the word “self-made” means “having become successful or rich by one’s own efforts.” Shit, on NO planet does Jenner fit this criteria, fam. Shit, if we’re keeping score, her father is Caitlyn Jenner, her mother is Kris Jenner and her half-sister is Kim Kardashian. Furthermore, she’s been on a reality show since she was a child and she’s been rich her entire life. Frankly, she’s always had the access and the celebrity to be successful in life. Now, that doesn’t mean that she doesn’t have to work hard. But, if folks don’t believe that she has a MASSIVE leg up, then they’re fucking crazy, bruh!

Keeping it a buck, I really don’t think that wealthy people fully understand the benefits of being wealthy. Like, I remember when Donald Trump tried to downplay his father’s assistance by saying he got a “very, very small loan” from Fred Trump for a million dollars. Son, I don’t know ANYONE right now who could just give me a milly. Real talk, that’s not the way the vast majority of this country lives, man. So, the idea that any of these people are self-made is preposterous, fam. Now, as I stated before, that doesn’t mean that rich people don’t have to work to prosper. However, they’re already A LOT further in the race than the rest of us, bruh. It just is what it is.

In the end, congrats to Kylie, son. Ultimately, I’m not here to shit on anybody’s accomplishments, man. By and by, I just want to put this entire narrative into perspective, fam. At the end of the day, the Jenner’s did what any family is supposed to do: create opportunities for the next generation. In that regard, Kris and Caitlyn succeeded, bruh. All in all, I’ll let them cook for today, folks. Hell, I’ll probably go back to shitting on them tomorrow. That is all. LC out.

Get Kim Kardashian The F*ck Outta Here!

So, let me get this straight, son. Kim Kardashian, a non-Black woman, is telling Black people to get over racist comments made by a White man? The same Kim Kardashian who’s married to a Black man and has two biracial children? Bruh, can someone PLEASE get this woman the fuck outta here, man?! Like, she can’t be serious, fam. Honestly, where does she even get off thinking she can make a statement like that? All I want to know is, why do folks keep supporting this idiot?

Now, before I continue disintegrating Kardashian, let’s talk about Jeffree Star. Star is the racist ass makeup artist who Kardashian inexplicably defended. So, what makes Star racist? Ok, let’s examine some of his past quotes. This is a man who once told someone “I win by having diamond rims, and you win by being a poor Mexican.” This is also a man who once told someone “shut up, you fucking nigger bitch!” This is a man who once asked someone “will you beat that nigger up for me?” In addition, this is a man who once said “she’s a fucking nigger! You’re a nigger, you fucking ugly ass bitch! Fuck you, ho!” With all of that being said, this is the person that Kardashian is caping for.

Moving on, when Kardashian’s fans brought up the fact that Star is a RAGING bigot, she called them “petty.” Also, she talked about how he’s changed and spoke on how he gives her great makeup tips. Motherfucker, what? What?! So, Black people are supposed to let all of this shit slide because this fucking clowncake knows how to contour? Fam, certain people make me want to jump off of a bridge. Not to die, but to get enough momentum to kick them in the fucking face.

As expected, Kardashian later retracted her statements. She claimed that she was “naive” to what Star previously said. Well, if that was the case, then why the fuck did she open her cotdamn mouth in the first place, son?! Look, if she had no clue what she was talking about, then she should’ve just shut the flying fuckity-fuck up! All in all, she’s either a racism apologist or a flaming dumbass. Either way, Kardashian comes out of this looking like an imbecile. Maybe next time, she should think about her BLACK husband and her HALF-BLACK kids before she comes to a bigot’s aid.

In the end, I’ve had enough of Kardashian and her entire extended family. On the real, they have no problem profiting off of Black culture, but they continually showcase their lack of understanding and empathy. Ultimately, if any minority continues to support them, then I already know everything I need to know about that person. Yeah, it’s that real, son. By and by, if a person is racist or blind to racism, then they don’t deserve our attention. Plain and simple, man. LC out.

Rob Kardashian Is Out Here WILIN’!

Look, on a normal basis, I don’t give a fuck about the Kardashian‘s. On a normal basis, I don’t give a fuck about the Jenner‘s. Frankly, in my eyes, there’s no need to pay attention to people who are just famous for the sake of being famous. With that being said, this dude Rob Kardashian is out here BUGGING, son! Good fucking Lord, man! This guy literally put ALL of his fuckery with Blac Chyna on Front Street, fam. Ultimately, all I want to know is, why the FUCK is all of this tomfoolery on social media, bruh?

Now, before I continue, let me briefly speak about Chyna. Keeping it a buck, I truly hope feminists don’t light my ass on fire for what I’m about to say. However; at what point can we call a woman’s behavior unacceptable? Listen, Rob is 1000% wrong for putting her business on social media. But, how is it cool for her to send him a video of her smashing another man?

Look, if the two of them are still together, then she just sent him a video of her cheating on him. On the flip side, if they’re not together, then she just sent him an extremely petty and cruel video of her moving on with someone else. Either way, that’s fucking foul and corny, man. No, Rob doesn’t own her body, but that doesn’t mean she should be excused for being a damn asshole, son.

With that being said, let’s get back to Rob’s shenanigans. Bruh, this fool literally used his Instagram page like an automatic assault rifle. Shit, it was just post after post after post about all of the things Chyna has allegedly been doing to him. Now, thanks to his unwarranted ranting, we’ve heard that she regularly smashes other dudes in their house, does drugs, had post-baby surgery and that he pays for her entire lifestyle. In addition, after his mini-argument with T.I., we’ve also heard that Tip and Tiny Harris supposedly had a threesome with Chyna. By and by, NONE of us should know ANY of this shit, bruh!

Fam, it is never, NEVER okay to put a woman’s business out in public. All jokes aside, Rob will be lucky if he isn’t hit with a “revenge porn” charge. Like, he legit released pics of her nipples and box on the internet, son. On the real, that’s NEVER cool, man. Seriously, it doesn’t matter what his gripe is with her. He simply doesn’t have the right to expose her in such a manner. In my eyes, that’s some real sucker shit, fam. Honestly, instead of crying through a keyboard, he should go handle his business like a grownup. After all, this is the mother of his child. He’s going to have to deal with her for the foreseeable future.

In the end, this entire situation is ridiculous, bruh. Chyna is a loser for sending Rob that video and Rob is a loser for EVERYTHING he did after that. Ultimately, these two people deserve each other, son. I mean, two clowns can’t help but create a circus, man. *Sigh* This is yet another mind-numbingly dumb storyline by the Kardashian/Jenner clan. Man, these people really do know how to stay in the media, huh? In any case, all I can do is shake my head, folks. LC out.