So… Jeffrey Epstein Committed ‘Suicide’

So, I won’t lie, son. On the real, this is one of those days where I have to get into my conspiracy bag, man. I mean, this Jeffrey Epstein situation is haaaaard for me to believe, fam. Like, after everything that’s transpired, his “suicide” looks fishy as fuck, bruh. All in all, he very well may have killed himself. However, I’m sorry if me, and tons of others, are out here calling shenanigans.

Ok, for those who missed it, accused pedophile Epstein was found dead on Saturday from a supposed suicide. Now, after a previous “suicide attempt” on July 23rd, Epstein was placed on suicide watch. Meaning, he was supposed to be closely monitored and checked on every 30 minutes. Instead, during the moment he “hung himself,” the two guards in charge didn’t check on him for hours. So, during this time period, Epstein “took his own life.”

Now, let me be real, son. Look, I’m putting so many phrases in quotations because this story is super shady, man. Shit, here we have a dude who allegedly ran a sex trafficking ring. On top of that, he had notable ties to Donald Trump, Bill Clinton and Hillary Clinton. In addition, accusers have stated that Epstein and a former love interest, Ghislaine Maxwell, passed them around to high-profile individuals like Prince AndrewBill Richardson and George Mitchell. Furthermore, Epstein previously tried to off himself while in detention. So, after all of that, the authorities STILL left him alone long enough for him to kill himself? Nah, fam, I don’t know if I’m rolling with that story.

The way I see it, Epstein knew waaaaay too much, bruh. Hell, how many sick ass people could he take down if he started flapping his gums, son? Now, there is a legitimate possibility that he committed suicide, man. Frankly, I don’t know shit about shit, fam. All I’m saying is, this scenario is just a little bit too convenient, bruh. Listen, given his connection to so many different factions, it’s highly suspicious that he would die like this in federal custody, brethren. So, I’m going to need a lot more facts here, people.

In the end, no one will miss Jeffrey Epstein. Ultimately, I just hope that his death won’t prevent other dirtbags from seeing justice. By and by, everyone in his circumference needs to be taken down, son. At the end of the day, anyone who hurts children doesn’t deserve humanity, man. So, I hope the authorities round up all of these assholes, fam. That is all. LC out.

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Jeffrey Epstein’s Crimes Are Being Politicized

So, here we are, son. Yet another example of why I vehemently hate politics, man. I mean, journalists, pundits and elected officials have the uncanny ability to turn ANYTHING into a political shit-show. All I know is, I’m fucking disgusted right now, fam. Seriously, anyone trying to turn this Jeffrey Epstein shit into a partisan issue is the scum of the Earth, bruh. The way I see it, this situation is WAY bigger than some Democrat and Republican tomfoolery, people.

Now, before I continue, let me layout all of the despicable things that Epstein has been accused of, son. Ok, for those who are unaware, Epstein is a financier who manages the assets of wealthy individuals. Now, a lot of news outlets have called him a billionaire, but Forbes thinks it’s all shenanigans, man. Shit, he could be, but since his client list is secret, there’s no way to properly determine his wealth, fam. In any case, Epstein is on the hook for an alleged sex-trafficking ring, bruh. Essentially, the authorities believe that Epstein is out here abusing scores of underage girls. Apparently, he’s been violating girls for years and making them recruit more girls for him.

Moving on, since the alleged behavior has been going on for years, everyone wants to know if his associates had any idea about him. The problem is, his associates include Donald Trump and Bill Clinton. Now, because of this, the Right and the Left have been slinging accusations at their respective representatives. Hell, Fox News is trying their hardest to include Clinton in Epstein’s mess and newspapers like The Washington Post are heightening the link between Trump and Epstein. The fact is, both men had a relationship with this sicko.

Look, regardless of what both sides want to say, both Trump and Clinton had numerous interactions with Epstein. Like, Clinton has flown on Epstein’s plane on more than one occasion. Side bar, Epstein’s plane was called the Lolita Express, son. For God‘s sake, the idiot wasn’t even trying to hide his debauchery, man. On the real, something is seriously wrong with that dude, fam. Anyway, Trump hung with Epstein at his Mar-a-Lago Club on numerous occasions. In addition, Trump once called Epstein a “terrific guy” who “likes beautiful women as much as [he does], and many of them are on the younger side.” Bruh, I couldn’t make this shit up! All in all, it seems like everybody knew EXACTLY who Epstein was/is.

All I can say is, the last thing this story needs is a political spin, son. In my eyes, if any of these fuckers knew what Epstein was up to, then they all need to be strung up, man. Real talk, I don’t give a fuck what party any of these people belong to. Frankly, when little girls are being abused, anyone knowledgeable needs to hang, fam. To me, the fact that I need to even say that shows how far gone this country is, bruh. At the end of the day, there are things in this life that are WAY bigger than political affiliations, brethren. The safety of underage girls is one of them.

In the end, I hope they throw all of the proverbial books at Epstein, son. Ultimately, this man is a sex offender who continued to hurt girls, man. By and by, his fate should be sealed, fam. From there, anybody else who knew about his dastardly deeds should pay too, bruh. If it’s Donald Trump, then so be it. If it’s Bill Clinton, then so be it. Neither one of those men should be bigger than justice, folks. Then again, I’m not naïve, people. The powers that be would never let those men fall. *Sigh* That is all. LC out.