LaVar Ball Did It

So, let me keep it a buck, son. On the real, if anyone’s ever read this blog, they’d know that I’m not a big fan of LaVar Ball. I mean, from his consistently outlandish statements to those Big Baller Brand sneakers that some supporters still haven’t received, Ball is often on the wrong side of the news cycle. However, I wouldn’t be me if I didn’t give credit where credit is due, man. The fact of the matter is, the fucking guy did it, fam. As of today, all three of his sons are in the NBA.

Ok, for those who missed it, as of yesterday, all of the Ball brothers are officially in the league. So, as we all know, Lonzo is holding it down with the New Orleans Pelicans. In addition, LaMelo was just chosen as the 3rd overall pick by the Charlotte Hornets in this year’s NBA Draft. Now, the middle brother, LiAngelo, just signed a one-year non-guaranteed contract with the Detroit Pistons. All in all, my opinions on LaVar don’t matter right now. This is a fucking feat, bruh. In a three-year span, all of his sons have reached the pinnacle of professional basketball. Real talk, I stand by everything that I’ve previously said, but the three brothers have successfully worked themselves into this position. With all of that being said, salute to them, brethren.

In the end, there’s nothing else to say, son. Ultimately, the Ball family should be ecstatic right now. By and by, getting one family member in the NBA is an accomplishment. Shit, getting two family members in the league is astounding. But, getting three family members in is otherworldly, man. At the end of the day, I’m objective enough to recognize a dope thing when I see it, fam. So, congrats to the Ball conglomerate. For real. That is all. LC out.

We’ve Got ‘Murder’ Hornets Now?

So, I won’t lie, son. On the real, Asia needs to chill, man. Like, the coronavirus wasn’t enough? They needed to give us “murder” hornets now? All I know is, ain’t nobody got time for this shit, fam. The way I see it, 2020 has already done enough fuck shit, bruh. With all of that being said, someone get these creatures the hell outta here.

Ok, for those who are unaware, there are some wild ass hornets in America now. So, according to reports, the Asian Giant Hornet is the latest import from our neighbors across the ocean. Now, these insects are notable because they’re BIG AS FUCK, SON! I mean, they can be up to two inches long and they’re known for killing the fuck outta bees. In any case, for the first time, there have been multiple sightings of these hornets on American soil. All in all, scientists are beginning to worry about the already dwindling bee population.

To make matters worse, I’ve seen these hornets sting the shit out of humans and even wage war on mice. Regardless, during any other year, I wouldn’t even be worried about this. The fact of the matter is, I’m just super tired of 2020, son. Like, just leave us the fuck alone, man. Shit, between a potential war with Iran, the death of Kobe Bryant and this COVID-19 bullshit, this new decade has been full of tomfoolery. Frankly, we all need a break, fam. So, tell those hornets to go sit down somewhere.

In the end, I’m sure that we all just want a sense of normalcy, bruh. Ultimately, it’s always something else, son. By and by, being on edge is exhausting, man. This is probably why I’m on a rotating diet of wine and whiskey. At the end of the day, it keeps me sane, fam. That is all. LC out.