So… Kendrick Lamar Bought His Sister A Toyota

Ok, this is going to be one of those posts where I show my age, son. I mean, are people really criticizing Kendrick Lamar for buying his sister a Toyota Camry? Man, that’s the dumbest shit I’ve ever heard. I swear, people have really skewed views on responsible behavior, fam. Shit, maybe that’s why so many internet trolls are broke, bruh. Clearly, they’d much rather make memes than make smart decisions.

Now, for those who missed it, Kendrick’s sister, Kayla Duckworth, just graduated from high school. As a present for her accomplishment, Kung Fu Kenny bought her a 2017 Camry. Naturally, she was excited about her gift, so she posted a picture on Instagram. From there, a few haters judged K.Dot for getting her a Toyota instead of a more expensive car. So, with all of that being said, why on Earth would he cop his teenage sister a luxury car?

Look, call me Buzz Killington, but a kid who can’t buy cigarettes or legally drink doesn’t need a high priced car. I don’t care how much money their family has in the bank. Bruh, this girl just graduated from high school! Why the fuck does she need a Mercedes, BMW or Lexus? I mean, who in their right mind would trust a teenager with a car that costs more than college tuition? Fam, that’s absolutely ridiculous. Someone that age needs to prove that they can take care of basic shit before they have the world handed to them.

Keeping it a buck, I know my sons are going to want cars one day. Regardless of my income, them dudes better be grateful for a Toyota or a Honda. Shit, I can afford a Benz and I still drive my Camry, man. Side note, my wife actually thinks I’m cheap, so maybe I’m not the best example, son. Look, I’m frugal with my money, fam. Growing up broke made me appreciate shit. In any case, Kendrick is smart for his economic purchase. I guarantee, once his sister is old enough, he’ll probably splurge on something more age appropriate. Ultimately, let that man cook, bruh.

In the end, nothing else needs to be said, son. Online haters need to get a life, man. Shit, if they made smarter decisions, then maybe they wouldn’t have the time to judge from behind a keyboard. Well, such is life, fam. Anyway, let me get back to worrying about my money, kid. LC out.

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What Just Happened In Times Square?!

To be real, I don’t even know what to say right now, man. Honestly, I can’t make heads or tails of this story, son. All I know is, Richard Rojas lost his fucking mind in Times Square yesterday. Apparently, under the influence of PCP, Rojas thought it was a good idea to run down pedestrians with his car. Ultimately, my thoughts are with all of his victims during their time of need and sorrow.

Now, keeping it a buck, I really want to know this man’s motive. So far, journalists have only discovered a little bit about the assailant. From what I’ve seen, Rojas is a Navy veteran from the Bronx, who’s been arrested multiple times for drunken driving. In addition, his family claims that he’s been different ever since he returned from the Navy. According to their recollections, after his tenure in the military, he began abusing alcohol and weed.

In any case, Rojas has a history of being violent. For example, during his time in the Navy, he attacked a cabdriver instead of paying him. Also, he’s made numerous threats towards law enforcement. With all of that being said, I have no idea why this fucking guy was allowed behind the wheel in the first place. I mean, he’s clearly unstable, man. Now, fast forward to yesterday, Rojas took his Honda Accord, hopped the curb and began to rampage. This resulted in the death of Alyssa Elsman and the injury of another two dozen people.

All in all, in my eyes, Rojas needs therapy AND prison. While I do believe there’s something wrong with this dude, I also believe he needs to pay for his actions. *Sigh* This is fucking ridiculous, man. Much love to all of the people who were unfairly affected by his carnage. In the end, it’s a damn shame that people had to suffer under such random circumstances. LC out.