Get Donald Trump Jr. The F*ck Outta Here!

Bruh, what the fuck is going on around here, man? Now, if anyone has been paying attention, I’ve stayed away from politics for the last few weeks. I mean, so much tomfoolery has transpired, frankly, I can’t keep up, son. With that being said, Donald Trump Jr. is out here wilin’, fam. Like, this dude actually admitted to trying to conspire with Russia. All I want to know is, why hasn’t this entire ship sunk yet?

So, the fuckery began in June of 2016. While Donald Trump was still battling Hillary Clinton for the presidency, Trump Jr. received a random email. In it, Rob Goldstone, a Russian business associate of Trump, claimed to be in touch with a senior Russian government official. Apparently, this official claimed to have damaging information about Clinton. From there, Goldstone arranged a meeting with Trump Jr., Paul ManafortJared Kushner and a Russian lawyer.

Now, keep in mind, at this time, Paul Manafort was Trump’s campaign manager. In addition, Kushner is Ivanka Trump‘s husband and currently serves as a senior advisor to Trump. Meaning, three people in Trump’s inner circle scheduled a meeting with a foreign entity in an effort to discredit Clinton. Good fucking Lord, man! How is ANYONE cool with this?! After allllllllll of their collusion denials, we now have definitive proof that all of their claims are pure bullshit, man. Trump’s administration LITERALLY talked to Russian dignitaries to try and alter the course of an American presidential election.

All in all, it doesn’t matter that Natalia Veselnitskaya didn’t provide any useful information. All that matters is the fact that these clowns were willing to go to these lengths to help Trump’s campaign. On the real, it makes all of their denials even more infuriating, son. Fam, they didn’t even do a good job of covering their tracks. Son, all of their shit is starting to hit the fan, man. Ultimately, enough is fucking enough, bruh.

In the end, I can’t take any more of this shit, people. Keeping it a buck, it bothers me to no end that more Republicans won’t stand up against this shit. I mean, what would Trump and company have to do for them to finally wake up? Would the administration have to drop a nuke before the GOP realizes the gravity of the situation? The sad part is, even if that occurred, they’d probably still find a way to justify it, man. *Sigh* I’m done. LC out.

Lessons From Steve Scalise: Bipartisanship Needs To End

So, I’m just going to get straight to the point, son. Anyone who reads this blog knows that I’m very critical when it comes to politics. Now, even though the GOP catches a lot of heat from me, I’m not above calling Democrats out on their bullshit. With all of that being said, bipartisanship needs to end, fam. Look, disagreeing with one another is one thing, but James Hodgkinson took it waaaaay too fucking far, man! All I know is, politics is NEVER worth someone’s life or well-being.

Now, before I continue, let me send prayers out to Steve Scalise, Zach Barth, Matt Mika, Crystal Griner and David Bailey. All of these people were injured when Hodgkinson decided to shoot up a practice for the GOP congressional baseball team. Apparently, before the chaos started, Hodgkinson asked whether the members were Democrat or Republican. From there, he let off a large number of shots, hit a bunch of innocent people, got into a shootout with police, and ultimately, died.

Man, what part of the game is this? Since when do political disagreements give a clown the right to start attacking people? Listen, I’m always fired up about politics and policy, but I would never envision hurting someone for a dissenting belief. Why on Earth would Hodgkinson think this type of act would be beneficial to our nation? As divisive as the times already are, this idiot has successfully driven a bigger wedge between both sides. I mean, I can already see the heightened rhetoric between the warring factions on the internet, man. All in all, this move weakened us as a country.

In the end, we all need to get back to some type of equilibrium, bruh. Yes, I’m fully aware that everyone is not going to agree on the direction of the nation. By and by, that’s fine with me, man. Look, that’s literally the point of a democracy, son. We’re all allowed to have our own thoughts and opinions. Ultimately, I could think someone is completely out of their mind and still not wish them harm. Shit, I can’t stand anything Donald Trump does, but I don’t want him to be assassinated. That kind of aggression doesn’t benefit us in any way, fam.

In any case, I truly hope this isn’t a sign of more things to come. In regards to politics, the ballot box should be the only weapon we’re worried about. Keeping it a buck, Hodgkinson doesn’t represent me or anyone else who believes in common decency. In my eyes, that’s the main point we all need to remember. LC out.

Loose Lips Sink Countries

Man, at what point will Republicans say “enough is enough?” At what point will the GOP abandon their wayward leader? As of now, Donald Trump must be purposely trying to destroy democracy, son. I mean, why else would he continuously do such outrageously stupid shit? Look, all I know is, where there’s smoke, there’s fire, and the Oval Office is dealing with a five-alarm blaze right now.

Now, for anyone who missed it, there’s so much fuckery going on, bruh. It all began when Trump decided to invite Sergei Lavrov and Sergey Kislyak into the White House. To be clear, these men are Russia‘s Foreign Minister and Ambassador, respectively. Now, for the people keeping score, the American press wasn’t allowed in this meeting. However; pictures of this shindig surfaced on the Twitter account for Tass, a Russian state-run news agency. So, essentially, Russia had more insight into this gathering than our own people. Cool.

Moving on, this isn’t even the worst part of the story, man. Apparently, during this meeting with Vladimir Putin‘s cronies, Trump revealed classified information that could jeopardize an initiative against ISIS. Now, while the President has the authority to discuss anything he wants, the intelligence community is still scrambling to salvage whatever leverage they have against ISIS. All in all, Trump’s loose lips endangered vital intel and people. Side note, didn’t he run his entire campaign on the idea that Hillary Clinton couldn’t be trusted with classified information? Oh, ok, just checking.

So, with all of that being said, that’s not even the coup de grâce, son. Now, if anyone paid attention to the second paragraph, they’d notice that I mentioned the name “Sergey Kislyak.” This name is important because this is the same man who Michael Flynn got fired for speaking to! This is the same man who Jeff Sessions had to recuse himself over! Are you fucking kidding me, man?! Trump is really holding meetings with the dude at the CENTER of the collusion allegations against his administration?! Good fucking Lord, fam! How treacherous can one human being be?! It’s so fucking outlandish, son!

Ultimately, where are all of the Republicans with some cotdamn sense? All I know is, they need to distance themselves from this man NOW! Trump is taking this country straight to Hell and NO ONE is doing anything about it! Listen, at the moment, the GOP runs every branch of government. They have the power to put an end to this man’s madness. Please, for once, do the right fucking thing, folks! *Sigh* LC out.

Donald Trump Just Fired The Dude Investigating Him

Son, what the fuck is going on right now? Like, Donald Trump and company must really think we’re stupid, man. Then again, he was actually voted into office, so the American people are clearly stupid. In any case, there is no way, NO WAY that someone can convince me that James Comey’s firing was justified! I mean, this entire situation reeks of insidiousness and underhanded behavior, fam. Look, no Earthly creature can tell me that this decision wasn’t related to Comey’s investigation of the Trump administration. With that being said, we need to figure out this Russia connection before it’s too late.

Now, before I continue, let me be clear on one particular point: I don’t like James Comey. Listen, even though Hillary Clinton’s campaign made NUMEROUS errors, the fruitless FBI investigation into her emails ended up hurting her electability. Bruh, Comey reopened the investigation TWO WEEKS before people went to the polls! To make matters worse, the Feds weren’t even looking at her emails directly. They were probing through the emails of Huma Abedin, Clinton’s right-hand woman. In the end, what results did this investigation yield? NOT A FUCKING THING, MAN! So, ultimately, Comey royally screwed Clinton.

Moving on, this is exactly why the White House’s explanation for firing Comey doesn’t make sense. All in all, everything I just wrote in the last paragraph happened in the summer and fall of 2016. If Comey was such a liability, why didn’t they fire him as soon as Trump took office? As a matter of fact, as recently as January, Trump said that Comey would keep his job. There were literally no new developments in the Clinton saga, so how could that be the reason for relieving him of duty? Nah, son, they decided to fire Comey when he announced an inquiry into the links between Trump’s administration and Russia. The timeline is clear as day, son. So, miss me with the bullshit misdirection, man.

By and by, we’re witnessing something EXTREMELY dangerous right now. Look, it’s only been a couple of months and Trump has already set the precedent of firing people who question him. He fired Sally Yates for refusing to enforce the Muslim Ban. He fired Preet Bharara for investigating questionable decisions by members of Trump’s team. Now, he fired Comey. Fam, this isn’t a fucking television show! This man can’t just fire people for ratings. Ultimately, all of these actions could have scary consequences for our democracy. All I know is, a reality star has turned our country into a terrible reality show. LC out.

P.S. For anyone who doubts my logic here, just think about the fact that Jeff Sessions was the man who suggested removing Comey. Lest we forget, Sessions had to recuse himself from the Russia investigation because he was balls deep in the fuckery. So, tell me again how all of this isn’t related? Yeah, I thought so. That is all.

Everybody Warned Y’all About Michael Flynn

Man, Michael Flynn is the gift that keeps on giving, huh? I mean, this dude’s fuckery is slowly bringing everyone down, son. At this point, the government may need to just quarantine him away from the general population. His tomfoolery is taking over people like Agent Smith in The Matrix. Ultimately, all I know is, Barack Obama and Sally Yates tried to warn Donald Trump about Flynn. If only President Tangerine listened.

So, now that the investigation into Flynn is picking up, we’re all learning new information about this situation. Apparently, when Obama had his transition meeting with Trump back in November, he told Cheeto-In-Chief to stay away from Flynn. I mean, lest we forget, Obama previously fired Flynn as the head of the Defense Intelligence Agency. As someone with basic common sense, if a predecessor gave me that type of warning, then maaaaybe I’d actually give his word some credence. However; I’m forgetting that we’re talking about Trump here.

Now, to add fuel to the fire, Sally Yates recently testified that she also warned Trump about Flynn. According to Yates, roughly a week into Trump’s presidency, she told him about Flynn’s correspondence with Russian operatives. Moving on, even with that knowledge, Trump STILL kept Flynn onboard for another three weeks. In actuality, Flynn wasn’t officially fired until Mike Pence got embarrassed for incorrectly downplaying Flynn’s actions in Russia. All in all, people had to start looking stupid for Flynn to get canned.

In the end, I don’t feel sorry for anyone here. Trump’s entire administration was told about Flynn and they still did nothing. As of now, Flynn is probably going to jail and I bet he’ll start snitching, son. Shit, all of these high-ranking officials better protect their necks, man. Indictments hit like spiked bats, fam. By and by, good riddance to all of them. LC out.

A Letter To Hillary Clinton

Dear Hillary Clinton,

Look, I’m not one to mince words, so I’ll just get straight to the point. I’m going to need you to let the election go now. The fact of the matter is, you lost. Yes, we could all point to a million different factors that led to this outcome. However; as much as it pains me to say this, Donald Trump is the President. At this point, instead of rehashing your defeat, maybe you should focus on helping to prevent him from ending Western Civilization.

Now, to be fair, I did vote for you. To do this, I begrudgingly looked past your “superpredators” comment and your history with the prison industrial complex. Shit, as fucked up as your policies have been, I was/still am legitimately scared of Trump. I mean, based on what we’ve seen so far, World War III may still be on the horizon. In any case, I’ve never enjoyed picking the “lesser of two evils.” Listen, this entire election cycle has proved how antiquated the two-party political system really is.

Moving on, despite the loss, you refuse to accept any responsibility. Ok, I get it, FBI Director James Comey royally screwed you with his fuckery. The timing of his renewed investigation into your emails is suspect at best. However; that doesn’t account for the many errors you made on the campaign trail.

First, you lost Michigan, Wisconsin, Pennsylvania and Florida. These are all states that Barack Obama won twice. Twice! In fact, until you, a Democrat hadn’t lost Pennsylvania since 1988. I was 3 years old when that last occurred. To make matters worse, you didn’t campaign in Wisconsin and you only put some money down in Michigan during the last week of the election. How the fuck did you expect to win those states? In my eyes, your hubris got the best of you. You really thought you could just pull those states out of your ass with minimal effort. Well, clearly you were wrong.

Listen, I’m not ignoring the outside factors that may have contributed to your loss. Was there a gender component? Absolutely. Was there a Comey component? Absolutely. Was there a Julian Assange/WikiLeaks/Russia component? Absolutely. With that being said, take some responsibility for your own mistakes. Otherwise, you’re going to keep looking like a bitter loser. All in all, it is what it is, Mrs. Clinton. It just is what it is.

Sincerely,

A dude who’s stockpiling supplies in preparation for Armageddon

Sh*t Just Got Real In Syria!

So, I won’t lie, son. I have very conflicted emotions about last night’s Tomahawk missile attack on Syria. Now, on one hand, Bashar al-Assad needs to get the fuck outta Dodge. He’s been terrorizing his own people for far too long and it’s created a refugee crisis in both Europe and America. In addition, this same refugee crisis has had a profound impact on both our presidential election and Brexit. On the other hand, Donald Trump and his administration have been completely hypocritical in how they’ve handled this situation. With that being said, by attacking Syria, Trump has shown that he cares more about the gesture than the actual people.

Now, to be clear, I’m probably going to be reiterating a lot of shit I said in yesterday’s post. Look, I find it preposterous that Trump can block Syrian refugees in two different travel bans, warn Barack Obama against attacking Syria and then turn around and call for action. All I want to know is, where was all of this vitriol when Assad was killing his people before?

On the real, where was all of this fire when a little boy lost his entire family in Aleppo? Why did it take a chemical attack for our government to take these people’s pain seriously? Look, I’m sorry, man, but I’m not rolling with the idea that this administration suddenly gives a fuck. In the span of one week, Rex Tillerson went from saying that Assad would most likely stay in power to claiming that a coalition is now in place to remove him. Wow, the flip flop is fucking crazy, son.

Moving on, now that we’ve taken this action, how will Russia proceed? Listen, I haven’t forgotten about the congressional investigation, but this type of military strike could garner a response. Hell, Vladimir Putin has already condemned the move and the Kremlin proclaimed that the risk of collision between the two nations has “significantly increased.” Man, what the fuck does that mean? Are we really about to get into some shit with Russia too? Bruh, this could be the making of some real World War III shit. Are we really ready to go down this path? Shit, everybody seems to have nukes now, man. Ultimately, this entire situation could be catastrophic, son.

In the end, I don’t know what to make of all of this, fam. Assad needs to be removed, but the next step is so unknown. All in all, everyone needs to brace themselves. Some wild shit may be on the horizon, son. LC out.