Get Hillary Clinton The F*ck Outta Here!

Man, didn’t I already scold Hillary Clinton for her post-election behavior? I mean, didn’t I already write her a letter where I advised her to sit her ass down now? Fam, what the FUCK is wrong with Clinton, son? Good Lord, she just can’t let this election go, man! Shit, after all of the fuckery, who told her that we needed a tell-all book about her presidential campaign? All in all, no one gives a fuck anymore, Clinton! As of now, the American people are only worried about surviving in the era of Donald Trump.

Now, for those who missed it, Clinton wrote a new memoir titled “What Happened.” In it, she discusses what she believes cost her the 2016 presidential election. Moving on, in true cornball fashion, she throws shots at EVERYONE instead of taking responsibility for her own failings. First, she criticizes Barack Obama for telling her not to attack Bernie Sanders and divide the party. In addition, she criticizes Joe Biden for claiming that she wasn’t dedicated to helping the middle class. Also, she throws nukes at Sanders for his “fantastical” ideas and even calls his supporters sexist.

Listen, I’ve never heard so many excuses in my life, fam. Look, as I’ve stated in my previous post, Clinton REFUSES to acknowledge her own shortcomings, bruh. She refuses to admit that she lost states that were previously strongholds for the Democrats. She refuses to own up to her problematic history with race-based policymaking. She refuses to realize that she NEVER had a real platform in the first place. On the real, all she did on the campaign trail was disagree with everything Trump said. By and by, she never presented any REAL ideas that inspired change. And if she did, she stole them from Sanders. Ultimately, we voted for her out of fear of Trump.

Real talk, she likes to pretend like everyone was against her. If that was the case, then what was her excuse for losing to Obama in the 2008 primaries? Bruh, at that time, he was just an upstart Senator from Illinois. Needless to say, he still wiped the floor with her, son. All I know is, this is not the moment for her fuckery, man. In these times, mobilization is the key to everything. The people need to collectively be on the same wavelength to combat the hatred of this current administration. In my eyes, if Clinton isn’t down for this, then she should get the fuck out of the way and stop distracting us with bullshit, fam!

In the end, Clinton’s actions showcase the fact that she’s nothing more than a sore loser. Ultimately, we don’t have time for her tomfoolery, bruh. Son, it’s been 10 months since the election. America has moved on, son. We have bigger fish to fry, man. Frankly, Clinton’s feelings are not part of our agenda, fam. That is all. LC out.

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What Happens To A DREAMer Deferred?

So, let me get this straight, son. The plan here is to kick out about 800,000 people who came to the United States as kids? People who don’t really know any other home than America? Like, that’s part of the grand plan to Make America Great Again? I mean, are these the “rapists and murderers” that Donald Trump and company kept speaking about? Or, are they individuals who are regularly contributing to the fabric of our society? Yeah, I’m going to go with the latter, man.

Now, for those living under a rock, Trump is out here trying to end the Deferred Action for Childhood Arrivals (DACA) policy. This program was instituted by Barack Obama in 2012 as a way to allow young illegal immigrants to work and study in America. Essentially, those individuals who came to our country before their 15th birthday were able to benefit from this policy. All in all, this was Obama’s compromise after Congress failed to pass the Development, Relief and Education for Alien Minors (DREAM) Act.

Moving on, this decision doesn’t make any sense if we’re being real here, fam. First, it’s foul to deport people who’ve spent most of their lives in this country. Ok, yes, they may have come here illegally, but since then, they’ve done nothing but add value. Shit, if we look at statistics, 91% of DREAMers are currently employed. Meaning, they’re paying taxes to the same government that’s trying to kick them out. In addition, from a business standpoint, deporting these people will cost employers BILLIONS in turnover costs. This includes hiring and training new workers to fill the empty roles. So, both morally and financially, this is a stupid ass decision, bruh.

Ultimately, after all of that tough talk on the campaign trail, now Trump wants Congress to find a solution. By and by, he’s only taking this step because it was an Obama executive order. In the end, Trump just wants to undo anything Obama did, regardless of its practicality. All I can say is, he’s not only affecting lives, but he’s also affecting the economy by making such a drastic move. As it stands, we have to Defend DACA, man. We have to defend the people who simply want to live and thrive according to this country’s promise. That is all. LC out.

Where Was Barack Obama During Hurricane Katrina?

Listen, people are stupid, son. Like, if we’re keeping it all of the way real, there are TONS of idiotic folks in our world. With that being said, it takes a special brand of moron to turn Hurricane Harvey into a bipartisan issue. However; some Donald Trump supporters have found a way to do it, man. Now, in an attempt to praise Trump’s response to Harvey, a few fools took aim at Barack Obama‘s response to Hurricane Katrina. There’s only one problem, fam: OBAMA WASN’T PRESIDENT DURING HURRICANE KATRINA!

Man, the dumb-dumb levels of some individuals are just mind-boggling. Look, not only did people claim that Obama botched the Katrina relief effort, but they even insinuated that he was golfing instead of doing his job. Keep in mind, Katrina occurred in 2005. Obama didn’t get elected until 2008 and didn’t take office until 2009. Back in ’05, he was only a Senator in Illinois and George W. Bush was the President. Now, despite that fact, Obama STILL made his way down to New Orleans to provide aid to the people. THAT’s what he was doing during Hurricane Katrina, son!

Listen, I’m no Obama apologist, but clowns go out of their way to try and make that man look bad. Shit, what’s next? Was he responsible for 9/11? Did he cause the Challenger to explode? Oh, wait, Vietnam was all his fault, bruh! Along with Pearl Harbor, the Great Depression AND the Civil War, fam! All in all, just blame the Black man! I mean, EVERYTHING is on him, man!

In the end, my head hurts, son. Like, people suck, bruh. On the real, dummies who think like this are allowed to vote in this country, people. These asshats have a hand and a voice in our political system. All I can say is, this is exactly why we’re doomed as a nation. By and by, thanks for giving me a daily reminder of the inevitable, Trump supporters. LC out.

Thanks A Lot, John McCain

Man, the GOP never ceases to amaze me, son. I mean, they are just hell bent on getting rid of a healthcare system that’s actually helping people. On the real, who needs a replacement plan, right? Let’s just repeal the current law with NO hope of finding a substitute. Listen, that’s basically what the Republicans are doing right now, fam. Like, they can’t get a bill of their own passed, but still “need” to destroy the Affordable Care Act. All I know is, John McCain is no better than the rest of his constituents. All in all, thanks for nothing, McCain.

So, before I continue, let me be clear about something. I have nothing but respect for McCain’s service to this country. Nothing can take away from the fact that he’s a war hero. In addition, before he made the MONUMENTAL ERROR of choosing Sarah Palin as his running mate, I wasn’t entirely mad at his previous presidential bid. With that being said, I can’t condone his fuck shit in regards to healthcare. For a man who’s supposed to be a “maverick,” he’s essentially choosing his party over the American people.

Now, for those who are unaware, the Senate had an emergency healthcare vote yesterday. The wild thing is, they weren’t voting on a replacement plan. Why? Because they don’t fucking have one, man! Instead, they just voted to begin debate on repealing ACA. Meaning, these clowns are determined to get rid of Barack Obama‘s plan, despite the fact that they have nothing to offer. Ultimately, the vote passed 51-50, with Mike Pence serving as the tiebreaker.

To make matters worse, after his ridiculous vote, McCain still stated he wouldn’t vote for the proposed GOP bill. So, why the FUCK did he make this vote, bruh?! That doesn’t make any sense, fam! He admitted that they have no plan and he admitted that ACA’s popularity is rising while Republicans fumble the ball. By and by, this administration would rather burn down the establishment than admit that no one wants what they’re selling. Fam, I truly don’t understand how ANY of these politicians sleep at night.

In the end, a cancer diagnosis won’t stop me from calling McCain out on his shit, man. I wish him the best in regards to his health, but it’s ironic that he clearly doesn’t wish the same for us. All in all, I wonder if McCain even knows who he’s fighting for anymore. Real talk, it ain’t the American people, son. Not in any shape, form or fashion. LC out.

Get Donald Trump Jr. The F*ck Outta Here!

Bruh, what the fuck is going on around here, man? Now, if anyone has been paying attention, I’ve stayed away from politics for the last few weeks. I mean, so much tomfoolery has transpired, frankly, I can’t keep up, son. With that being said, Donald Trump Jr. is out here wilin’, fam. Like, this dude actually admitted to trying to conspire with Russia. All I want to know is, why hasn’t this entire ship sunk yet?

So, the fuckery began in June of 2016. While Donald Trump was still battling Hillary Clinton for the presidency, Trump Jr. received a random email. In it, Rob Goldstone, a Russian business associate of Trump, claimed to be in touch with a senior Russian government official. Apparently, this official claimed to have damaging information about Clinton. From there, Goldstone arranged a meeting with Trump Jr., Paul ManafortJared Kushner and a Russian lawyer.

Now, keep in mind, at this time, Paul Manafort was Trump’s campaign manager. In addition, Kushner is Ivanka Trump‘s husband and currently serves as a senior advisor to Trump. Meaning, three people in Trump’s inner circle scheduled a meeting with a foreign entity in an effort to discredit Clinton. Good fucking Lord, man! How is ANYONE cool with this?! After allllllllll of their collusion denials, we now have definitive proof that all of their claims are pure bullshit, man. Trump’s administration LITERALLY talked to Russian dignitaries to try and alter the course of an American presidential election.

All in all, it doesn’t matter that Natalia Veselnitskaya didn’t provide any useful information. All that matters is the fact that these clowns were willing to go to these lengths to help Trump’s campaign. On the real, it makes all of their denials even more infuriating, son. Fam, they didn’t even do a good job of covering their tracks. Son, all of their shit is starting to hit the fan, man. Ultimately, enough is fucking enough, bruh.

In the end, I can’t take any more of this shit, people. Keeping it a buck, it bothers me to no end that more Republicans won’t stand up against this shit. I mean, what would Trump and company have to do for them to finally wake up? Would the administration have to drop a nuke before the GOP realizes the gravity of the situation? The sad part is, even if that occurred, they’d probably still find a way to justify it, man. *Sigh* I’m done. LC out.

Lessons From Steve Scalise: Bipartisanship Needs To End

So, I’m just going to get straight to the point, son. Anyone who reads this blog knows that I’m very critical when it comes to politics. Now, even though the GOP catches a lot of heat from me, I’m not above calling Democrats out on their bullshit. With all of that being said, bipartisanship needs to end, fam. Look, disagreeing with one another is one thing, but James Hodgkinson took it waaaaay too fucking far, man! All I know is, politics is NEVER worth someone’s life or well-being.

Now, before I continue, let me send prayers out to Steve Scalise, Zach Barth, Matt Mika, Crystal Griner and David Bailey. All of these people were injured when Hodgkinson decided to shoot up a practice for the GOP congressional baseball team. Apparently, before the chaos started, Hodgkinson asked whether the members were Democrat or Republican. From there, he let off a large number of shots, hit a bunch of innocent people, got into a shootout with police, and ultimately, died.

Man, what part of the game is this? Since when do political disagreements give a clown the right to start attacking people? Listen, I’m always fired up about politics and policy, but I would never envision hurting someone for a dissenting belief. Why on Earth would Hodgkinson think this type of act would be beneficial to our nation? As divisive as the times already are, this idiot has successfully driven a bigger wedge between both sides. I mean, I can already see the heightened rhetoric between the warring factions on the internet, man. All in all, this move weakened us as a country.

In the end, we all need to get back to some type of equilibrium, bruh. Yes, I’m fully aware that everyone is not going to agree on the direction of the nation. By and by, that’s fine with me, man. Look, that’s literally the point of a democracy, son. We’re all allowed to have our own thoughts and opinions. Ultimately, I could think someone is completely out of their mind and still not wish them harm. Shit, I can’t stand anything Donald Trump does, but I don’t want him to be assassinated. That kind of aggression doesn’t benefit us in any way, fam.

In any case, I truly hope this isn’t a sign of more things to come. In regards to politics, the ballot box should be the only weapon we’re worried about. Keeping it a buck, Hodgkinson doesn’t represent me or anyone else who believes in common decency. In my eyes, that’s the main point we all need to remember. LC out.

Loose Lips Sink Countries

Man, at what point will Republicans say “enough is enough?” At what point will the GOP abandon their wayward leader? As of now, Donald Trump must be purposely trying to destroy democracy, son. I mean, why else would he continuously do such outrageously stupid shit? Look, all I know is, where there’s smoke, there’s fire, and the Oval Office is dealing with a five-alarm blaze right now.

Now, for anyone who missed it, there’s so much fuckery going on, bruh. It all began when Trump decided to invite Sergei Lavrov and Sergey Kislyak into the White House. To be clear, these men are Russia‘s Foreign Minister and Ambassador, respectively. Now, for the people keeping score, the American press wasn’t allowed in this meeting. However; pictures of this shindig surfaced on the Twitter account for Tass, a Russian state-run news agency. So, essentially, Russia had more insight into this gathering than our own people. Cool.

Moving on, this isn’t even the worst part of the story, man. Apparently, during this meeting with Vladimir Putin‘s cronies, Trump revealed classified information that could jeopardize an initiative against ISIS. Now, while the President has the authority to discuss anything he wants, the intelligence community is still scrambling to salvage whatever leverage they have against ISIS. All in all, Trump’s loose lips endangered vital intel and people. Side note, didn’t he run his entire campaign on the idea that Hillary Clinton couldn’t be trusted with classified information? Oh, ok, just checking.

So, with all of that being said, that’s not even the coup de grĂ¢ce, son. Now, if anyone paid attention to the second paragraph, they’d notice that I mentioned the name “Sergey Kislyak.” This name is important because this is the same man who Michael Flynn got fired for speaking to! This is the same man who Jeff Sessions had to recuse himself over! Are you fucking kidding me, man?! Trump is really holding meetings with the dude at the CENTER of the collusion allegations against his administration?! Good fucking Lord, fam! How treacherous can one human being be?! It’s so fucking outlandish, son!

Ultimately, where are all of the Republicans with some cotdamn sense? All I know is, they need to distance themselves from this man NOW! Trump is taking this country straight to Hell and NO ONE is doing anything about it! Listen, at the moment, the GOP runs every branch of government. They have the power to put an end to this man’s madness. Please, for once, do the right fucking thing, folks! *Sigh* LC out.