I Finally Had A Popeyes Chicken Sandwich

So, after all of the hoopla, all of the delays and all of the unnecessary assaults, I finally had a Popeyes chicken sandwich. Side note, on some serious shit, rest in peace to that dude who got stabbed in Maryland. On the real, there is literally NO justification for that type of violence. I mean, it’s a fucking chicken sandwich, son. It’s NEVER that serious, man. In any case, after refusing to engage in ANY of the initial fuckery, I finally tried Popeyes’ sandwich. All in all, it was very meh, fam.

Ok, to be clear, I’ve always refused to stand on any long lines for this sandwich, bruh. Shit, as I stated in my original post, I simply would not lower my pride for food, son. Frankly, when I saw just how crazy people were getting over fried chicken, I decided to bow out of the race, man. In any case, now that the sandwich is back, I figured I’d take a shot in the dark, fam. So, after I got off of work yesterday, I went to the Popeyes close to my crib. After seeing only three people on line, I decided to finally get in on the shenanigans, bruh.

Anyway, since I didn’t know if Popeyes would run out of sandwiches again, I copped two Classic sandwiches (one for my wife), and a Spicy sandwich. Now, to be real, I didn’t know what to expect, son. Listen, the way that people were acting a mutt for this sandwich, I thought I was about to discover the Fountain of Youth, people. Truth be told, both sandwiches were just cool, man. Meaning, they were definitely good, but they weren’t nearly as life-changing as folks made them out to be. The way I see it, they were serviceable sandwiches, fam. Like, I’d eat them again, but they’re not anything I would actively seek out. But, I can say, they were absolutely better than Chick-fil-A, bruh.

In the end, this entire craze has been waaaay overblown, son. Ultimately, no one should be acting this cotdamn stupid for any kind of food. However, folks REALLY did the fucking most over an okay sandwich, man. By and by, people really need to reevaluate their lives, fam. At the end of the day, fried chicken should NEVER be worth this type of pandemonium, bruh. That’s all I’ve got for now, brethren. Good day. LC out.

Folks Are Wilin’ For Chicken Sandwiches

So, this is what it’s come to, son. Pandemonium has ensued and cities are in chaos, man. Now, what could be the cause of the mayhem, fam? Is it martial law? Is it Godzilla? Is it a supernatural fight between those teenagers from Chronicle? Nah, it’s just a bunch of muhfuckas losing their minds over Popeyes‘ new chicken sandwich. All I know is, even if the sandwich is delicious, folks are out here wilin’ over poultry, bruh.

Ok, before I continue, let me keep in a buck, son. Now, I’m not going to sit here and pretend like I’m too good for a chicken sandwich. I mean, I definitely want to see what all of the hype is about, man. However, I’m not about to lower my pride and put my body at risk for breaded chicken, fam. Like, I keep reading story after story after story of insanely long lines, people getting into fights and a general lack of inventory. Shit, these sandwiches are so scarce that Quavo from Migos is selling them shits for $1,000 each. All I can say is, we have officially jumped the fucking shark, bruh.

Look, I don’t have much to say here, son. The point is, everyone needs to fucking relax, man. Frankly, unless Popeyes decides to stop making these sandwiches, we’ll all get one eventually, fam. The way I see it, anyone getting into a fistfight over chicken needs to reevaluate their life, bruh. Listen, I have no idea if the sandwich is better than Chick-fil-A‘s, brethren. But, I’m sure we’ll all be able to find out for ourselves. In the meantime, people need to fucking chill. Side note, I never thought Chick-fil-A was that amazing, but that’s another story for another day.

In the end, that’s all I’ve got, son. Ultimately, chicken sandwiches shouldn’t be a source of neighborhood strife, man. By and by, I’m sure I’m contributing to the tomfoolery by writing this post, fam. The word is, we’ve already given Popeyes about $24 million worth of free advertising. Once again, we as consumers don’t understand the power we have. So, at the end of the day, Popeyes is winning regardless, bruh. Good for them, I guess. That is all. LC out.