So… Kendrick Lamar Bought His Sister A Toyota

Ok, this is going to be one of those posts where I show my age, son. I mean, are people really criticizing Kendrick Lamar for buying his sister a Toyota Camry? Man, that’s the dumbest shit I’ve ever heard. I swear, people have really skewed views on responsible behavior, fam. Shit, maybe that’s why so many internet trolls are broke, bruh. Clearly, they’d much rather make memes than make smart decisions.

Now, for those who missed it, Kendrick’s sister, Kayla Duckworth, just graduated from high school. As a present for her accomplishment, Kung Fu Kenny bought her a 2017 Camry. Naturally, she was excited about her gift, so she posted a picture on Instagram. From there, a few haters judged K.Dot for getting her a Toyota instead of a more expensive car. So, with all of that being said, why on Earth would he cop his teenage sister a luxury car?

Look, call me Buzz Killington, but a kid who can’t buy cigarettes or legally drink doesn’t need a high priced car. I don’t care how much money their family has in the bank. Bruh, this girl just graduated from high school! Why the fuck does she need a Mercedes, BMW or Lexus? I mean, who in their right mind would trust a teenager with a car that costs more than college tuition? Fam, that’s absolutely ridiculous. Someone that age needs to prove that they can take care of basic shit before they have the world handed to them.

Keeping it a buck, I know my sons are going to want cars one day. Regardless of my income, them dudes better be grateful for a Toyota or a Honda. Shit, I can afford a Benz and I still drive my Camry, man. Side note, my wife actually thinks I’m cheap, so maybe I’m not the best example, son. Look, I’m frugal with my money, fam. Growing up broke made me appreciate shit. In any case, Kendrick is smart for his economic purchase. I guarantee, once his sister is old enough, he’ll probably splurge on something more age appropriate. Ultimately, let that man cook, bruh.

In the end, nothing else needs to be said, son. Online haters need to get a life, man. Shit, if they made smarter decisions, then maybe they wouldn’t have the time to judge from behind a keyboard. Well, such is life, fam. Anyway, let me get back to worrying about my money, kid. LC out.

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Do We Have To Snapchat Everything?

So, I have a feeling that this post may cause a few people to be in their feelings. However; I shall push through, son. Now, when it comes to the use of social media, I have a real question for everyone out there: does anyone actually have fun anymore? Seriously, if people literally spend the entire night documenting their “experiences” on Facebook, Instagram or Snapchat, are they actually enjoying themselves? Maybe this is the sign that I am completely washed out here in these streets, but I really don’t fucking get it, son.

Now, I’m not going to pretend like I’m some unicorn who doesn’t take pictures or videos. However; there’s gotta be a limit, man. Day after day, especially on weekends, I see COUNTLESS people taking hours worth of footage from one damn event. I mean, maybe I’m old school, but how the fuck am I supposed to get my dab on properly if I’m too busy holding my phone in the air? How am I supposed to pelvic thrust a twerking lady properly if I’m worried about angles and filters? Speaking of which, why the fuck are dudes recording a bouncing ass instead of trying to dance on it? What part of the game is that, son? Shit, I want no affiliation with that type of behavior, man. None at all, bro.

In the end, I don’t care if I look like Buzz Killington out here. All I know is, keep that constant recording shit away from me, son. If anyone sees me in the club dancing like my knees don’t have arthritis, let me cook, bro. Hell, we all knew social media went too far when DJ Khaled put the birth of his own child on Snapchat. Nah, son, no one can explain that type of shit to me, man. No thanks. I’m cool on all of that, bro. Good day.