Rob Kardashian Is Out Here WILIN’!

Look, on a normal basis, I don’t give a fuck about the Kardashian‘s. On a normal basis, I don’t give a fuck about the Jenner‘s. Frankly, in my eyes, there’s no need to pay attention to people who are just famous for the sake of being famous. With that being said, this dude Rob Kardashian is out here BUGGING, son! Good fucking Lord, man! This guy literally put ALL of his fuckery with Blac Chyna on Front Street, fam. Ultimately, all I want to know is, why the FUCK is all of this tomfoolery on social media, bruh?

Now, before I continue, let me briefly speak about Chyna. Keeping it a buck, I truly hope feminists don’t light my ass on fire for what I’m about to say. However; at what point can we call a woman’s behavior unacceptable? Listen, Rob is 1000% wrong for putting her business on social media. But, how is it cool for her to send him a video of her smashing another man?

Look, if the two of them are still together, then she just sent him a video of her cheating on him. On the flip side, if they’re not together, then she just sent him an extremely petty and cruel video of her moving on with someone else. Either way, that’s fucking foul and corny, man. No, Rob doesn’t own her body, but that doesn’t mean she should be excused for being a damn asshole, son.

With that being said, let’s get back to Rob’s shenanigans. Bruh, this fool literally used his Instagram page like an automatic assault rifle. Shit, it was just post after post after post about all of the things Chyna has allegedly been doing to him. Now, thanks to his unwarranted ranting, we’ve heard that she regularly smashes other dudes in their house, does drugs, had post-baby surgery and that he pays for her entire lifestyle. In addition, after his mini-argument with T.I., we’ve also heard that Tip and Tiny Harris supposedly had a threesome with Chyna. By and by, NONE of us should know ANY of this shit, bruh!

Fam, it is never, NEVER okay to put a woman’s business out in public. All jokes aside, Rob will be lucky if he isn’t hit with a “revenge porn” charge. Like, he legit released pics of her nipples and box on the internet, son. On the real, that’s NEVER cool, man. Seriously, it doesn’t matter what his gripe is with her. He simply doesn’t have the right to expose her in such a manner. In my eyes, that’s some real sucker shit, fam. Honestly, instead of crying through a keyboard, he should go handle his business like a grownup. After all, this is the mother of his child. He’s going to have to deal with her for the foreseeable future.

In the end, this entire situation is ridiculous, bruh. Chyna is a loser for sending Rob that video and Rob is a loser for EVERYTHING he did after that. Ultimately, these two people deserve each other, son. I mean, two clowns can’t help but create a circus, man. *Sigh* This is yet another mind-numbingly dumb storyline by the Kardashian/Jenner clan. Man, these people really do know how to stay in the media, huh? In any case, all I can do is shake my head, folks. LC out.

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Angela The Scammer: The Legend Of Blac Chyna

Ok, so, I’m well aware of the fact my posts normally deal with logic, facts and sound arguments. However; fuck ALL of that today, son! I’m just here for the jokes, man. I’m here for all of the lulz, memes and slanderous comments. While I don’t believe not, nann, none of this story about Blac Chyna and Rob Kardashian, I still think it’s a comical ass situation to laugh at. If Angela Renée Kardashian really ran off on the plug twice, like Rob is insinuating, he’s without a doubt the dumbest man walking the Earth right now.

Now, like I’ve said before, I’m not here for the facts, man. I just want to laugh at some fuckery. Apparently, Rob came home one day and Chyna hit him with the Harry Houdini. When he looked around, she was gone, their newborn daughter Dream Kardashian was gone, and even the nursery he built was gone. This comes after a “hacker” leaked a bunch of her Instagram DM’s, which seem to show her calling Rob all types of “fat loser” and hollering at random rappers. To make matters funnier, excuse me, worse, the “hacker” seemed to expose her plan to leave Rob after a year.

So, I just have one question for Rob: what the fuck did he think was going to happen, son? This man decided to date the ex-girlfriend/baby mother of his sister’s current boyfriend and thought shit was going to be cool? He decided to impregnate a former stripper/current Fit Tea promoter and thought she wasn’t after the money? Wait, did anyone actually think this relationship was real in the first place? Man… Get. The. Flying. Fuck. Out. Of. Here! Is this even news? Why am I seeing outlets like CNN covering this shit? I swear, as a country, we are WAAAAAY too invested in whatever fuck shit the Kardashian’s are doing. At this point, I’m a firm believer that EVERYTHING they do is for a storyline. With that being said, if Blac Chyna is nothing more than an opportunist, then that’s exactly what they asked for. That family has done nothing but mine everyone’s business for attention. If there’s any doubt about that, just go ask Lamar Odom.

In the end, Angela took the Jedi mantel from Joanne The Scammer and ran off with all of Rob’s duckets and feelings. All we can do now is sit back, laugh and then move on to some shit that’s actually important. Good day.