Omarion Is The Lord & Savior Of Petty

Man… Just when Lil’ Fizz thought it was safe to come outside, Omarion hit him with the chopper, son. Now, as we all know, I’ve already called Omarion the new Phil Jackson in a previous post. All I can say is, I’m doubling down on those sentiments, fam. Shit, not only is Omarion a Zen Master, but he also utilized another facet of Jackson’s game: strategy.

So, for those who are unaware, The Millennium Tour is coming back to a city near you in 2020. Now, people may associate B2K, Omarion’s former group, with the tour. Hell, the group actually reunited after a long hiatus because of that concert series. However, folks better not expect to see none of them other dudes on this one, man. Real talk, Omarion said “who” and then proceeded to book his own lineup for the 2020 run.

Now, according to the press release, Omarion is co-headlining the upcoming tour with Bow Wow and bringing the Ying Yang Twins, Pretty Ricky, Soulja Boy, Lloyd and Sammie along for the ride. To make matters even funnier, Omarion released this news on Fizz’ birthday. Needless to say, that looks like a fucking checkmate to me, bruh.

Listen, at this point, I’m sure everyone is in agreement that high-levels of pettiness is going on here. I mean, even J-Boog believes that the relationship between Fizz and Apryl Jones is the catalyst for this shit, son. All in all, I don’t blame Omarion one bit, man. On the real, why should he help a guy get money if that guy is going to smash his ex AND publicly talk shit about him? Look, good luck booking another venue, Fizz.

In the end, I don’t care if Omarion appears “bothered” or not. Ultimately, he ain’t got to break bread with folks who keep his name in their mouths. Besides, B2K needs Omarion, not the other way around. So, maybe Fizz should’ve behaved with a little more couth and decorum, fam. At the end of the day, he shouldn’t bite the hand that feeds him AND the woman he insisted on dating. This is chess, not checkers, bruh. Good day. LC out.

Omarion Is The New Phil Jackson

So, I won’t lie, son. On the real, we can all learn from Omarion, man. Like, his level of chill is something to behold, fam. All I know is, if Apryl Jones was my ex and Lil’ Fizz was my friend, someone would’ve been put in a rear-naked choke by now. The way I see it, Omarion is the new Phil Jackson, bruh. Meaning, he’s this generation’s Zen Master. With that being said, I can’t do anything but salute him, brethren.

Ok, for those who are unaware, Jones, the mother of Omarion’s children, and Fizz, his B2K bandmate, are dating. Now, simply on principle, this situation is all types of wrong, son. I mean, on what planet is it cool for my ex to date my homie? Shit, I don’t even know who’s fouler here, man. First, there’s Jones, who has both of Omarion’s kids. Next, there’s Fizz, who’s been in a group with Omarion since 1999. All in all, I don’t care how they cut it or slice it, fam. Furthermore, I don’t care how much Fizz tries to downplay his friendship with Omarion. The fact is, both of these muhfuckas are fucked up, bruh.

Now, if I’m being frank, the fact that Jones and Fizz are dating isn’t even my biggest problem, son. Honestly, it’s the public disrespect that gets me, man. To be fair, I’m not going to sit here and pretend like I’m aware of the inner-workings of Jones’ relationship with Omarion. For all I know, Omarion could’ve been a bastard to her, fam. But, the general masses can’t do anything but speculate about that. However, we DO know that Omarion has never publicly said/done anything shitty against Jones or Fizz. If anything, he’s taken the “I don’t care, as long as it doesn’t affect my business” approach. Yet, the two of those fuckity-fucks talk crazy about him at every turn.

Look, if anyone has watched an episode of Love & Hip Hop, they’d know that Jones spends a lot of the show talking shit about Omarion. At the same time, Fizz is always in the background, being “supportive” and claiming that he doesn’t care how Omarion feels. All the while, Omarion hasn’t said a cotdamn thing, bruh. Hell, he just did a reunion tour with B2K and still ain’t beat the brakes off of Fizz, son. In my eyes, that’s a level of self-control that I aspire to attain, man. Listen, the way my anger is setup, if I were Omarion, I would’ve done the “Touch” dance with my feet on Fizz’ face, fam.

In the end, Omarion’s zen is some otherworldly shit, bruh. Ultimately, it definitely seems like Apryl Jones and Lil’ Fizz go out of their way to disrespect him, son. By and by, I can’t speak to what happens behind closed doors. All I know is, this “new” couple is continuously going outside and acting a mutt, man. At the end of the day, it couldn’t be me, fam. Seriously, at this point, some heads would have to roll, bruh. That is all. LC out.

P.S. Apryl Jones is bad as shit, son. So, yeah, I might shoot Fizz some bail, man. Don’t judge me! Good day.