Donald Trump’s Guide To Getting Women

Now, let’s be real for a second, son. Of COURSE I’m talking about Donald Trump today. I mean, did anybody really think I was going to let his latest batch of tomfoolery slide? On the real, how can anyone who breathes air endorse this guy? How can anyone who breathes air BE this guy?! Every time I think it’s impossible to top the copious amounts of insanity he’s said, some new shit comes out. With that being said, let’s talk about Trump’s most recent philosophies about women.

Look, to start, I’m not going to spend too much time on last night’s debate. It was exactly what I thought it would be: a pure shitshow. Instead of being on the defensive, Trump came out swinging, launching a bunch of accusations at not only Hillary Clinton, but Bill Clinton as well. Even before the debate, Trump held a press conference with four women who claimed to either be sexually assaulted by the former president or wronged by Hillary. In any case, the debate devolved into one of the ugliest spectacles I’ve ever seen, which is exactly what Trump and company wanted.

So, why was Trump so desperate to create a distraction? Because of a video that surfaced over the weekend of an outrageous conversation he had with Billy Bush in 2005. While on the set of “Access Hollywood,” Trump was recorded speaking about how he approaches attractive women. Apparently, in his world, it’s perfectly ok to “just start kissing” women and “[grabbing] them by the pussy.” To him, these are appropriate actions because celebrities can essentially do whatever they want. Now, I don’t have to speculate about his mentality because he literally said “when you’re a star… you can do anything.” That’s actually a statement that came out of his mouth, son. Honestly, “flabbergasted” isn’t even a strong enough word to describe my reaction, man.

Now, as expected, all of the people who heard these remarks were as taken aback as I was. The outrage even extended to Trump’s own party. So far, he’s been condemned by Paul Ryan, Reince Priebus, Mitt Romney, John McCain, Jeb Bush and myriad of GOP faithful who were appalled by Trump’s words. In addition, a number of Republicans have even demanded that Trump drop out of the presidential race. However; we all know Trump would never do that. Quitting has never been the man’s style.

Moving on, according to him and his campaign, his comments were nothing more than “locker room talk.” Apparently, this is the way men talk behind closed doors. Come the fuck on, son! Last time I checked, I’ve been a man my entire life and I’ve NEVER participated in a conversation like this! When it comes to the men I know, we talk about what we would do if we had the opportunity to get down with a chick. But we NEVER endorse sexual assault, man! Nowhere in Trump’s statements did he speak about consent. In actuality, he said he does things because he knows he can get away with them. Bruh, that’s textbook rape. At this point, anyone who disagrees is advocating violence against women. Plain and simple. On the real, the same men who consider this “locker room talk” are probably the same men who sympathize with Brock Turner, Austin Wilkerson and David Becker.

In the end, the scariest part of this is, after last night’s debate, Trump’s constituents will probably still continue to support him. Based on some early reviews of his performance, he’s been getting positive feedback for seemingly pushing Hillary against the ropes. All of this proves that morals are an obsolete idea. Party unity is more important to everyone than having an actual belief system. With that being said, voting is still vital. I know I’ve said that a number of times on this site, but I can’t stress this enough, man. This November‘s election is of the utmost importance. Everyone needs to use their voice. Good day.

P.S. Does anyone else find it sexist that Bill’s alleged misconduct is always brought up to smite Hillary? SHE’S the one running for president right now, not Bill! If the jabs have nothing to do with her directly, keep them out of this race. She shouldn’t have to suffer for what her husband may or may not have done. That is all.

Rape’s Not A Crime For White Guys

Getting right to the point, the virtues of White Male Privilege knows no limits, son. White men can literally do ANYTHING and get away with it. Even when they get caught doing some wild shit, a slap on the wrist might be considered too hard for them. Now, for anyone who doesn’t think White Male Privilege is real, just look at the stories of Brock Turner, Austin Wilkerson and David Becker.

At this point, I’m sure everyone has heard about the Brock Turner case. Turner was a student-athlete at Stanford University who was charged with raping a fellow student behind a dumpster. Ultimately, he was convicted of intent to rape and sexually penetrating an unconscious/intoxicated person with a foreign object. Now, even with all of the evidence stacked against him, Turner was only sentenced to six months in county jail and three years of probation. Are you fucking kidding me, man? I know dudes who got busted for selling weed who are serving longer sentences, man! This coward violated a helpless woman and that’s the extent of his punishment? I’m absolutely flabbergasted, son.

Not to be outdone, over at the University of Colorado-Boulder, Austin Wilkerson also took advantage of an unconscious woman. Once again, he was convicted for his crime, but instead of simply putting his nasty ass in prison, the judge gave this dude two years on work release and twenty years probation. In the judge’s eyes, putting this rapist in prison didn’t have a “great result for anybody.” Motherfucker, what?! I’m pretty sure it would have a great result for any of his future potential victims. How can people be so careless in regards to how they treat such blatant victimizers? This abuser essentially gets to continue his life on the outside as if he didn’t harm an unsuspecting woman.

Finally, there’s the tale of David Becker. Honestly, this case is the one that inspired this post. I simply couldn’t believe yet ANOTHER rapist was going home as if he didn’t do what he did. In the most egregious example yet, this guy sexually assaulted two women, apologized the next day via text and only got sentenced to two years probation. In addition, he doesn’t even have to register as a sex offender. Son, I literally have no words. No fucking words, man. We live in a country where the authorities sentenced Cormega Copening to one year probation for sexting his own high school girlfriend, but a two-time rapist only got one additional year? How, Sway? Fucking how, man?! NO ONE can tell me there aren’t CLEAR benefits to being White in this country. The proof is in the judicial pudding, son.

In the end, I have nothing else to say, man. I’m simply blown away by the favoritism given to White men in our society. Minorities can rot in jail for non-violent offenses, but rapists like these three clowns can freely walk our streets. Shit, if anyone let Donald Trump and Ann Coulter tell it, Mexicans are the ones doing all of the raping. All foolishness aside, not even women are safe from White Male Privilege. I want everyone to keep that fact in mind before they dismiss this concept as a fallacy. Good day.