Long Live Dirk Nowitzki!

Ok, as a hardened New York Knicks fan, it’s hard for me to give outside players credit. For example, I’m fully aware of the fact that Michael Jordan is the greatest player of all-time. However; for all of the years he tormented my beloved team, I refuse to purchase any of his God-forsaken sneakers. That’s right, son! I’m a 31-year-old Black man and I’ve never owned a pair of Jordan’s. Growing up, if it wasn’t a pair of Timberland‘s or Uptown‘s, excuse me, Air Force 1‘s, then I wasn’t with it, man. In any case, regardless of what I’ve just said, I’ve always been a fan of Dirk Nowitzki. So, in response to him scoring 30,000 career points, I want to give this legend his just due.

Now, if I’m being honest, I really don’t know how it’s possible to dislike Dirk. I mean, since 1998, the dude has done nothing but produce. He’s literally one of the most consistent players in NBA history. His numbers may have taken a dip this year, but he was just averaging 18 PPG last year, son! Keep in mind, his career average is 22 PPG. Meaning, in his 18th year in the league, he was STILL close to maximum productivity. That’s fucking insane, man! In addition, after eclipsing 30,000 points, he joined Kareem Abdul-Jabbar, Karl Malone, Kobe Bryant, Jordan and Wilt Chamberlain as one of six players to reach that milestone. Do I really need to say more, bruh?

All in all, Dirk is the man, son. We need to salute our legends while they’re still in our presence, man. So, shout-out to Dirk for being one of the greatest players to ever lace up a pair of sneakers. Shit, where would the Dallas Mavericks be without him? LC out.

P.S. Dirk is also married to a Black woman, so he’s automatically gucci in my book, son. That is all.

P.P.S. Now that I think about it, we should look at some highlights before we go. I mean, why the fuck not, son? Let’s do it!

Donald Trump Is Too Smart To Be Smart

I… I really don’t know where to start when it comes to Donald Trump’s stance on intelligence briefings. On the real, this may be a short post because I don’t know how much I can really say about this subject. We literally have a president-elect who is CHOOSING to be uninformed. Like, the best storytellers couldn’t make this shit up, son. Christopher Nolan couldn’t direct a better shitshow, man. Trump is absolutely in a class by himself when it comes to preposterous behavior. The man hasn’t even taken office yet and he’s already said no to living in the White House full time, which he later reneged on, and no to flying on Air Force One. Now, we can add “shunning daily intelligence briefings” to the latest episode of What In The Flying Fuck.

So, during an interview with Fox NewsChris Wallace, Trump was asked about why he isn’t taking his daily briefings. In a fit of “genius,” he told Wallace that he’s a “smart person” and doesn’t need to be told the same thing every day. With that being said, the future Leader of the Free World is choosing to be ignorant to the details that will affect his presidency. Being honest, I truly, truly don’t understand this man, son. If he doesn’t want to be President, then just say so, man. If he doesn’t want to deal with facts, then he can go back to reality television. The lives of countless people around the world are affected by the actions of the United States. If this idiot is being willfully blind to pertinent information, he’s going to endanger us all, son. Situations can still go wrong when all of the necessary players are in the know, so there’s no telling what could possibly happen when our “leader” is running around like a chicken with his head cut off.

In the end, I’m not even sure why I’m acting like I’m surprised, son. This man has been allergic to facts since the beginning. Hell, he’s even denying the truth that Russia played a role in our election, despite the fact that individuals from BOTH PARTIES are providing receipts. Look, when Shep Smith from Fox News has to call Trump out on his bullshit, it’s pretty clear this man has absolutely no idea what he’s doing out here. All jokes aside, if Trump isn’t impeached before his term is over, we’re probably going to end up in World War III. Yes, I know I’ve said that before, but I become more convinced of this with each passing day, man. LC out.

P.S. I’m well aware of the fact I haven’t even really spoken about all of the fuckity-fucktards Trump has added to his cabinet. In all honesty, I don’t even know where to begin, man. “Drain the swamp”? Naaaah, it’s more like “hey, let’s hire a bunch of my billionaire friends who don’t believe in religious rights, women’s rights, climate change or minimum wage.” We’re fucked as a country, son. Absolutely, positively fucked. No mas.