Disclaimer: Spoilers upon spoilers, brethren. Proceed with caution.
So, let’s just skip the formalities, man. On the real, Tariq St. Patrick might be the worst son in television history. Ok, yeah, I’m probably being a prisoner of the moment, but allow me to cook, son. I mean, I’ve already written about how much of a shit-head this kid is. But sheesh, he just keeps taking his dumbassery to unforeseen levels, fam. All in all, why is this fuckity-fuck still alive, bruh?
Ok, for those who are unaware, I’m currently talking about the show Power on Starz. Now, the show is in its final season and so much tomfoolery is happening, son. Side bar, what the fuck happened to the writing on this show, man? I swear, ever since 50 Cent (aka Kanan Stark) found his way out of that burning building, the plot has gotten more and more nonsensical, fam. In any case, Tariq, James St. Patrick‘s son, has become the most unlikeable muhfucka on my television screen, bruh.
First, I truly don’t understand Tariq’s beef with his father. Yes, Ghost left his mother, Tasha St. Patrick, for another woman. But, if we’re being honest here, that’s his mother’s problem, son. It’s ok to be upset about the breakup of the family, but this little dickhead has taken shit waaaaay too far, man. Now, out of pure disdain for his father, Tariq has entered a life of crime. The problem is, he’s fucking terrible at crime, fam!
Seriously, let’s quickly rundown the resume of this baby “kingpin.” First, thanks to Stark, he gets in on the robbery game. As time goes on, Tariq runs afoul of the crooked cop that he’s in cahoots with and ends up getting his twin sister, Raina St. Patrick, killed. Next, Tariq decides he’s going to be a prescription pill dealer. So, he ends up robbing his uncle, Tommy Egan, for product. From there, when he runs out of product for his distributor, Vincent Ragni, he ends up getting held for ransom. Why? Because he tried to pass off baby aspirin as the prescription pills.
The worst part is, in regards to the ransom plot, this dumb muhfucka actually thinks he’s the mastermind behind the plan. Real talk, Tariq is too stupid to realize that Ragni was going to murk him the first chance he got. On top of all of that, he’s essentially working with Egan to kill his own father. *Sigh* Keeping it a buck, I can’t even express how many different ways I want to hurt this kid. All I know is, if Tariq was my son, I’d murder him and start from scratch, bruh.
In the end, I don’t know what’s worse, son: Tariq or the writing on this show. Ultimately, I’ve dedicated too much time to turn back now, man. By and by, I have to see how this fuckery is going to end, fam. All I can say is, if Tariq St. Patrick survives this show, I’m going to be fucking PISSED, bruh! At the end of the day, dudes like him are why I hate teenagers, brethren. I’m already sharpening up my Jiu Jitsu to handle my kids, if necessary. That is all. LC out.