Get Kim Kardashian The F*ck Outta Here!

So, let me get this straight, son. Kim Kardashian, a non-Black woman, is telling Black people to get over racist comments made by a White man? The same Kim Kardashian who’s married to a Black man and has two biracial children? Bruh, can someone PLEASE get this woman the fuck outta here, man?! Like, she can’t be serious, fam. Honestly, where does she even get off thinking she can make a statement like that? All I want to know is, why do folks keep supporting this idiot?

Now, before I continue disintegrating Kardashian, let’s talk about Jeffree Star. Star is the racist ass makeup artist who Kardashian inexplicably defended. So, what makes Star racist? Ok, let’s examine some of his past quotes. This is a man who once told someone “I win by having diamond rims, and you win by being a poor Mexican.” This is also a man who once told someone “shut up, you fucking nigger bitch!” This is a man who once asked someone “will you beat that nigger up for me?” In addition, this is a man who once said “she’s a fucking nigger! You’re a nigger, you fucking ugly ass bitch! Fuck you, ho!” With all of that being said, this is the person that Kardashian is caping for.

Moving on, when Kardashian’s fans brought up the fact that Star is a RAGING bigot, she called them “petty.” Also, she talked about how he’s changed and spoke on how he gives her great makeup tips. Motherfucker, what? What?! So, Black people are supposed to let all of this shit slide because this fucking clowncake knows how to contour? Fam, certain people make me want to jump off of a bridge. Not to die, but to get enough momentum to kick them in the fucking face.

As expected, Kardashian later retracted her statements. She claimed that she was “naive” to what Star previously said. Well, if that was the case, then why the fuck did she open her cotdamn mouth in the first place, son?! Look, if she had no clue what she was talking about, then she should’ve just shut the flying fuckity-fuck up! All in all, she’s either a racism apologist or a flaming dumbass. Either way, Kardashian comes out of this looking like an imbecile. Maybe next time, she should think about her BLACK husband and her HALF-BLACK kids before she comes to a bigot’s aid.

In the end, I’ve had enough of Kardashian and her entire extended family. On the real, they have no problem profiting off of Black culture, but they continually showcase their lack of understanding and empathy. Ultimately, if any minority continues to support them, then I already know everything I need to know about that person. Yeah, it’s that real, son. By and by, if a person is racist or blind to racism, then they don’t deserve our attention. Plain and simple, man. LC out.

Is It Cool To Be Cool With The Fool You Cheated With?

Disclaimer: Spoilers, bruh. Don’t say I didn’t warn you, fam.

So, let me paint a quick picture here, son. Ok, Man A and Woman A are in a relationship. Man A cheats on Woman A with Woman B. Woman A decides to call off the relationship because of the infidelity. Is it now cool for Man A to be friends with Woman B? Now, in my opinion, anyone with a brain would say “hell fucking no!” With that being said, I’m not sure why some women are cool with Issa being friends with Daniel on Insecure. I mean, if the genders were reversed, I’m pretty sure folks would be crying bloody murder, fam.

Now, at this point, anyone who watches this show knows what’s going on, man. Last season, Issa cheated on Lawrence with Daniel. This season, Lawrence said “fuck it” to the relationship and got his own apartment. However; during the latest episode, we see Issa at a day party chopping it up with Daniel. Granted, their interaction is awkward as fuck in the beginning, but by the end, they’re sitting and laughing next to each other at a diner. Man, what part of the game is that, son?

To be clear, I’m well aware of the fact that Issa is technically single now. However; why would she want to be around the person that ruined her relationship? A relationship she still wanted? Now, if Lawrence decided to come back around, does anyone think he’d be thrilled to hear about the company she’s kept? Yes, I know she’s now free to smash anyone, but principle is a motherfucker, man. Some people are just off limits, son. Daniel happens to be one of those people.

Ultimately, I don’t care if people are “Team Issa” or “Team Lawrence.” I would say the same exact thing if Lawrence was the one in Issa’s shoes. Look, it’s simply not cool for someone to be cool with the fool they cheated with. Shit, I know damn well my wife would murder me if I did some tomfoolery like that. Murder me AND frame the other woman, son. Needless to say, I don’t want no smoke, fam. That is all. LC out.

Wait… People Really Want The Rock To Run For President?!

Fam, what in tarnation is going on around here? Like, is this the world that Donald Trump has created? Do people really think that absolutely ANYONE can be President now? Bruh, this shit needs to stop ASAP! No, The Rock does not need to run for government, son. Listen, the man is an actor and a wrestler. He has NO qualifications for the highest office in the world, man. All in all, politics needs to be left to the politicians. The clown shows need to cease, fam.

So, how did we get here? Well, we can thank Kenton Tilford from West Virginia. Now, this dude actually started a campaign committee and filed to draft Dwayne Johnson for President. Like, I can’t make this shit up, son. Listen, the committee, named “Run the Rock 2020,” is actually a real thing, man. Apparently, Tilford believes that Johnson can provide “real leadership” and even created the hashtag #MakeAmericaRockAgain.

Look, I won’t lie, son. This bullshit has made me despise Trump even more, man. Shit, this is the climate he’s created. He’s founded a world where political experience doesn’t matter anymore. Hell, every time he makes some ridiculous move, his defenders just chalk it up to him being a “political novice.” Well, that means he doesn’t deserve the fucking job, man! Bruh, I can’t just roll up into Toyota and say “I’m going to make the next car.” Nah, I don’t know shit about building vehicles, fam! Listen, I’d probably get physically thrown out of the building, people.

To be fair, I’m a huge fan of The Rock. While his movies can be hit or miss, he’s a muhfucking legend in the squared circle, son. On the real, I can’t even count the amount of times I’ve called someone a “jabroni,” man. Keeping it a buck, no one has lived a full life until they ask someone a  question, wait for them to answer and then yell “it doesn’t matter!” With that being said, Johnson doesn’t need to be our damn President, fam. At this point, our country is already in shambles because we gave a television star the nuclear codes. Let’s not continue our buffoonery, bruh.

In the end, the novelty has worn off, fam. On the real, I just want politicians to hold political offices. Now, while I may hate a lot of them, at least I can say that they know how government works. By and by, I’m just tired of seeing our elected officials look like sideshow attractions. That is all. LC out.

Rob Kardashian Is Out Here WILIN’!

Look, on a normal basis, I don’t give a fuck about the Kardashian‘s. On a normal basis, I don’t give a fuck about the Jenner‘s. Frankly, in my eyes, there’s no need to pay attention to people who are just famous for the sake of being famous. With that being said, this dude Rob Kardashian is out here BUGGING, son! Good fucking Lord, man! This guy literally put ALL of his fuckery with Blac Chyna on Front Street, fam. Ultimately, all I want to know is, why the FUCK is all of this tomfoolery on social media, bruh?

Now, before I continue, let me briefly speak about Chyna. Keeping it a buck, I truly hope feminists don’t light my ass on fire for what I’m about to say. However; at what point can we call a woman’s behavior unacceptable? Listen, Rob is 1000% wrong for putting her business on social media. But, how is it cool for her to send him a video of her smashing another man?

Look, if the two of them are still together, then she just sent him a video of her cheating on him. On the flip side, if they’re not together, then she just sent him an extremely petty and cruel video of her moving on with someone else. Either way, that’s fucking foul and corny, man. No, Rob doesn’t own her body, but that doesn’t mean she should be excused for being a damn asshole, son.

With that being said, let’s get back to Rob’s shenanigans. Bruh, this fool literally used his Instagram page like an automatic assault rifle. Shit, it was just post after post after post about all of the things Chyna has allegedly been doing to him. Now, thanks to his unwarranted ranting, we’ve heard that she regularly smashes other dudes in their house, does drugs, had post-baby surgery and that he pays for her entire lifestyle. In addition, after his mini-argument with T.I., we’ve also heard that Tip and Tiny Harris supposedly had a threesome with Chyna. By and by, NONE of us should know ANY of this shit, bruh!

Fam, it is never, NEVER okay to put a woman’s business out in public. All jokes aside, Rob will be lucky if he isn’t hit with a “revenge porn” charge. Like, he legit released pics of her nipples and box on the internet, son. On the real, that’s NEVER cool, man. Seriously, it doesn’t matter what his gripe is with her. He simply doesn’t have the right to expose her in such a manner. In my eyes, that’s some real sucker shit, fam. Honestly, instead of crying through a keyboard, he should go handle his business like a grownup. After all, this is the mother of his child. He’s going to have to deal with her for the foreseeable future.

In the end, this entire situation is ridiculous, bruh. Chyna is a loser for sending Rob that video and Rob is a loser for EVERYTHING he did after that. Ultimately, these two people deserve each other, son. I mean, two clowns can’t help but create a circus, man. *Sigh* This is yet another mind-numbingly dumb storyline by the Kardashian/Jenner clan. Man, these people really do know how to stay in the media, huh? In any case, all I can do is shake my head, folks. LC out.

Get Bill Maher The F*ck Outta Here!

Yeah, I’m going to keep this post short today, son. I mean, in reality, there isn’t much that needs to be said here. All in all, Bill Maher is a fucking idiot, man. To be clear, I don’t want to hear shit about free speech or the fact that he’s a comedian. Frankly, Maher made a highly inappropriate comment and thought he could get away with it. With that being said, he now knows the gravity of his arrogance.

Now, for anyone who missed it, Maher was interviewing Senator Ben Sasse on the Friday edition of his Real Time show. While speaking about Halloween in his native Nebraska, Sasse expressed that the holiday was “frowned upon” in his state. From there, Maher said that he needed to visit Nebraska more. Next, when Sasse invited Maher to “work in the fields” with them, Maher said “Senator, I’m a house nigger.”

Ok, so, let me get this straight. A White guy is having a conversation with another White guy, the word “fields” is brought up and a slavery reference is made? So, why the fuck should anybody be cool with this? Look, does anybody defending Maher even know what a house nigger was? Well, here’s a quick history lesson for everyone reading this.

So, a house nigger was a slave who served the master in the house. They cooked for the master, cleaned for the master and took care of the master’s kids. In a number of cases, house niggers had lighter skin than the typical African slave. This came as a result of frequent sexual assaults perpetrated by masters on their slaves. In addition, a portion of house niggers ended up “loving” their masters because they didn’t have to deal with the backbreaking work in the fields.

With all of that being said, why the FUCK should anyone give Maher a pass, man?! Shit, if he made a Holocaust reference, I highly doubt anyone would claim it was “just a joke.” Man, since when were White people allowed to make slavery jokes anyway? Look, descendants of the oppressor don’t get to liken themselves to the oppressed. Ultimately, Maher was cocky enough to think he could get away with his ignorant ass joke. For that, I don’t accept his half-assed apology. Fam, he only did it to stay on HBO‘s good side.

In the end, I guess I lied about keeping this post short. Listen, I couldn’t help myself, man. Bill Maher is a fucking asshole, bruh. He’s a prime example of a “pretentious liberal.” Look, just because we agree on some political points doesn’t mean he can just jump out the window like that. By and by, Maher just needs to shut the fuck up. I mean, he was never that funny anyway. LC out.

Do We Want The Righteous Or The Ratchet?

So, to begin, the above picture has little to do with the premise of this post. Frankly, I’m using the images of Ayesha Curry and Cardi B as a means of trolling. With that being said, I have a real question for all of my readers. Does everyone out there want the righteous or the ratchet? I ask that because I always notice the difference in response between posts about political/social issues and posts about pop culture. All I want to know is, is celebrity more important than the issues that affect our everyday lives?

Now, before I continue, let me keep it a buck. On the real, I’m thankful for ANYONE who reads this blog. I mean, I’m wholeheartedly surprised that folks pay attention to my random ramblings. In any case, as people could probably tell, I’ll talk about any and everything on this platform. Frankly, this blog is essentially a snapshot of my free association writing. So, I will continue to touch on a wide variety of topics. However; I do find it odd/slightly disheartening that people would rather read about things like Rap beef than police brutality.

Look, let me be clear, son. Regardless of what I write about, I’ve gained a base that will support me. I mean, that’s fucking beautiful, man! I check my analytics everyday and do the Carlton Dance out of pure joy. With that being said, it scares me that sensationalism seems to be more important than reality. While I thoroughly enjoy making fun of pop culture fuckery, I also want people to take a greater interest in substantial issues. Being honest, in the grand scheme of things, speculation about Kim Kardashian‘s ass shouldn’t trump healthcare, pun intended.

In the end, I’m sorry if I’m coming off a bit preachy here. On the real, that’s truly not my intention, man. Listen, I’m really no better than anyone else, son. Basically, I’m just a random dude with an internet connection who happens to care. Ultimately, my only goal is to make everyone out there aware of what’s happening around us. Now, don’t worry, I’ll keep making fun of our celebrities when they do dumb shit, fam. However; I just want people to care about the righteous as much as we seem to care about the ratchet. That is all. LC out.

Damn, Darkness: RIP Charlie Murphy

Damn, son. *Sigh* All I can do is shake my head, man. On the real, Rest In Peace to Charlie Murphy. Cancer has taken yet another victim, bruh. Now, contrary to what some news outlets might say, Charlie was way more than Eddie Murphy‘s older brother. In fact, he was a master storyteller, a quick-witted verbal flame thrower and a dude who was hilariously menacing. All in all, we lost a great talent and his legacy should be celebrated.

Now, maybe I’m dating myself, but my first real memory of Murphy was in the movie CB4. Yeah, I know he was in a few films before that, including a couple of Spike Lee joints, but I vividly remember him as Gusto. Look, I got endless joy out of watching him terrorize Albert (Chris Rock). His aggression was always funny and it made every scene entertaining to watch.

Moving on, as time progressed, he found himself on every visual medium imaginable. However; no one will ever forget his role on Chappelle’s Show. Listen, everything he did with Dave Chappelle on that show was gold, son. EVERYTHING, man! Whether we’re talking about “Charlie Murphy’s True Hollywood Stories” or “The Mad Real World” or the “Player Hater’s Ball,” Murphy created nothing but classic material, fam.

Ok, keeping it a buck, Chappelle may be the greatest comedian of all time. With that being said, the most memorable material from his show might actually be Murphy’s stories about Rick James and Prince. Think about that for a second, man. That’s how great Murphy was. Even legends like Chappelle and his brother Eddie knew how phenomenal Charlie was. As Eddie always said, Charlie was “his best impression.”

In the end, Murphy deserves his respect. He put in the time and the effort to be considered an icon. Now, let’s celebrate his memory by slapping a “habitual line-stepper” and then eating a plate of pancakes. RIP Charlie Murphy!

P.S. Prayers up to Murphy’s children. Due to his untimely demise from leukemia, his kids are now technically orphans. Unfortunately, Murphy’s wife, Tisha Taylor, died from cervical cancer in 2009. I swear, cancer might be the worst thing to ever plague humanity, man. That is all.