Instagram: The Supreme Ruler Of Petty

I’m not going to lie, son. When I updated the operating system on my iPhone last night and saw what Instagram did to Snapchat, I laughed for about five minutes straight. Bruh, IG simply refuses to let any other application be great. The Jedi-level of pettiness consistently displayed by the Facebook-owned company is truly hilarious, man. Now, I have to ask the question: can Snapchat survive?

Now, for anyone who doesn’t know what I’m talking about, IG added a new feature in the latest iteration of their app. Essentially, they’re allowing users to post picture/video “stories,” which will disappear after 24 hours. All Snapchat users know this is a blatant bite of what that app does. Now, apparently, Mark Zuckerberg and company tried to buy Snapchat back in 2013 and Snapchat told them to kick rocks. So, what does a gangsta do when a mark ass trick doesn’t want to get down with their crew? Take over the whole block, bitch! Bruh, they straight thugged Snapchat out of their own idea. At this point, once Instagram figures out how to bring the dog filter to all of the twerking IG honies, it’s a SUPER wrap for Snapchat, man.

To be real, this isn’t the first time Instagram has been Petty Wap or Petty Pendergrass. Does anyone remember Vine? IG got them the fuck out of here, man. I had a Vine account for about a smooth three days and cancelled that shit with Flash-esque quickness. Look, I’m a simple dude, son. I’d much rather use one app as opposed to two or three. So, if IG wants to consolidate everything under one roof, I’m here for all of it, man. With that being said, let the pettiness continue!

Ultimately, we’ll see if Snapchat makes it out of this predicament. After CEO Evan Spiegel breaks all of the collectibles in his office, him and his team need to figure out how they’re going to stay alive. If not, the ride was fun while it lasted, son. Good day.

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Guess Who’s Back…


First off, I want to thank everyone who reached out to me and convinced me to start blogging again. From Facebook to Instagram to the random compatriots in my phone, I’ve received a large number of kind words and swift kicks to the ass to get the proceedings proceeding again. Knowing there’s still an audience interested in what I have to stay has definitely energized me. I know I have been an absentee wordsmith, but I promise to try to stay the course this time. I have a boatload of new ramblings to ramble and I can’t wait to jump back into the fuckery.

With that being said, stay tuned, folks. I plan on starting my comeback tour this upcoming Monday, July 18th. Also, be warned, this upcoming week is about to be a whole HEAP of Blackity-Black, super Black shit. Get yourselves ready. The Internet Thuggery is back. Good day.