Nas Wrote A Dissertation About Kelis

So, this entire story is a mess, son. I mean, I’ve already talked about Kelis‘ allegations against Nas. I’ve already spoken about how disappointed I was/am at the idea of one of my favorite rappers being an abuser. Now, apparently, Nas has had enough, man. In probably the longest Instagram post I’ve ever seen, Nas addressed every statement that Kelis has made against him. In addition, he made a few explosive accusations of his own, fam.

Ok, before I continue, let me make something clear, bruh. Look, I’m not here to take sides in this debate, son. Frankly, none of us were in the Jones family home, so we don’t know what’s real, man. With that being said, Nas alleged that Kelis completely fabricated the rumors against him. Also, he claimed that SHE was the one who was abusive in the relationship. Shit, he told stories about how she attacked him in front of their son and alienated him from some of his family and friends.

From there, Nas claimed that Kelis is only doing this because of their custody fight. Currently, the two stars are in court over their son, and according to Nas, THIS is why Kelis is saying such things about him. Now, to be real, I don’t know what to make of this scenario, fam. Like I said before, none of us were in their home. So, I don’t know who’s telling the truth and who’s lying. All I know is, it’s a damn shame that all of this is playing out in public, bruh. Hell, they have a son to raise, man. On the real, the kid doesn’t need to grow up knowing that his parents hate each other, people.

In the end, people can read Nas’ dissertation here. Real talk, I suggest that everyone reads the entire thing, son. Ok, yes, it’s long as fuck, but Nas said a lot of shit in there, man. Ultimately, custody battles are always trash and tragic, fam. By and by, ALL parents need to figure out how to co-parent harmoniously. At the end of the day, the children need it, bruh. That is all. LC out.

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Joe Budden For The Win!

So, it’s no secret that I’m a Joe Budden fan, son. I mean, I’ve already written about that on this very site, man. Shit, even before The Joe Budden Podcast with Rory and Mal, I was there for his debut album and entire Mood Muzik series. In any case, after all of these years, it’s super dope to see what he’s been able to accomplish with his podcast, fam. As of right now, I just hope that his new deal with Spotify works out for the best. All I know is, Budden might have the best rebrand in history, bruh.

Ok, for those who missed it, Budden just announced that he teamed up with Spotify to distribute his podcast. Now, according to the details, the show will be released exclusively through the streaming site, but will remain free for the listeners. Furthermore, Budden will now release two episodes per week, but still update his YouTube channel with content. Lastly, all of these changes will take place in September.

Keeping it a buck, I don’t know what else to say, son. Hell, this is just a dope ass move for Budden, Rory and Mal. Listen, I’ve been tuned into the podcast from the beginning (word to Marisa Mendez). So, I’ve seen the show through all of its incarnations, man. On the real, Budden’s podcast and The Joe Rogan Experience are my favorite joints to listen to, fam. With that being said, it’s about damn time that Budden and company got some recognition, bruh.

In the end, shout-out to Joe Budden for staying the course, son. Ultimately, he’s done AND been through a lot of bullshit along the way. Needless to say, he’s found a way to make it all work in the end. Shit, the New York Times just likened him to Howard Stern, but it wasn’t necessary, man. At the end of the day, Budden’s crazy ass is finally getting acknowledgement for being himself. That is all. LC out.

50 Cent & Floyd Mayweather Are Out Here Wilin’

So, to be honest, I have no idea why 50 Cent and Floyd Mayweather are beefing, son. At this point, I can’t keep track of their issues with each other. I mean, I can vaguely remember 50 being upset with Mayweather for renigging on making The Money Team a joint business venture. However, I’m not sure about any of that, man. All I know is, this conflict has officially gotten out of hand, fam. On the real, if anyone has been paying attention to social media, it’s clear that these dudes will stoop to any level just to diss one another.

Ok, for those who missed it, there’s A TON of fuckery in the air. Now, I’m not sure how the drama got reignited, but 50 and Mayweather have been going at it on Instagram. The latest battle between the two began when 50 made fun of the fact that a woman named Bad Medina left Mayweather. This caused Mayweather to “write” an entire diatribe about how 50 is a broke, herpes-infested snitch who hasn’t had a hit in years. Side note, I put the word “write” in quotations because we ALL know that Mayweather isn’t the strongest reader. Hell, that’s one of 50’s most consistent jokes about him, bruh.

Now, here’s where shit starts to go off of the rails, son. Look, it’s one thing to call each other names, but it’s another thing to bring up family issues and dead associates, man. So, after their initial back-and-forth, 50 went on to claim that Mayweather was the reason that rapper Earl Hayes murdered actress Stephanie Moseley and then killed himself. Originally, it was alleged that the Hit The Floor actress had an affair with Trey Songz and was confronted by Hayes about it. However, 50 suggested that Hayes actually confronted Mayweather on FaceTime about sleeping with Moseley before committing the murder-suicide.

To make matters worse, 50 then released a screenshot of a domestic violence police report against Mayweather. In the report, it details an incident where Koraun Mayweather, Floyd’s son, recounts a situation when Floyd assaulted the boy’s mother. All in all, I can’t believe this entire scenario has gone this far, fam. I mean, in all seriousness, what the fuck is wrong with 50 Cent, bruh?

Keeping it a buck, I really don’t see how 50 can justify any of this, son. Shit, what is there to gain from bringing up two dead people and a domestic violence victim? For the love of God, how fucking old are we, man?! 50 Cent is in his fucking 40’s, fam! Frankly, he’s too cotdamn old to be this immature, bruh. And for what? To win a fucking argument on social media? Good Lord, this is some of the dumbest and most reckless shit I’ve ever witness, people!

In the end, both of these dudes need to grow up, son. Ultimately, this brand of tomfoolery should not be on display for the world to witness. Then again, nothing I’ve said here will make a bit of difference, man. By and by, I used to be a 50 fan, but this is just who he is, fam. At the end of the day, I should be more shocked that I can still be shocked by his fuckery. That is all. LC out.

‘Yanny’ Or ‘Laurel’

So, I won’t lie, son. This is one of those days where I’m allergic to real news, man. Frankly, I don’t want to talk about anything serious, fam. With that being said, let’s get to the bottom of this “Yanny versus Laurel” debacle, bruh. Side note, for those who are unaware, there’s an online debate about which name everybody hears in a particular recording. In any case, I want everyone to chime in on this banal exercise.

Now, before we continue, I need all of the good people out there to listen to the recording. Ok, are we all good now? Great. So, what is the consensus, folks? Is the voice saying “Yanny” or is the voice saying “Laurel?” Look, the answer is clearly “Laurel,” son. On the real, if anybody actually hears “Yanny,” then they also probably think that Santa Claus is real and that Tupac Shakur said “Suge shot me” on “Bomb First (My Second Reply).” Listen, let’s not be contrarians for the sake of being contrarians, man.

In the end, I’m up for the pointless argument, fam. So, who out there thinks the audio actually says “Yanny?” Let’s fight it out, bruh. Ultimately, it’s a cloudy Wednesday and I have nothing better to do, son. All in all, let’s get to the shenanigans, man. Good day. LC out.

What Do Y’all Want From This Site?

So, today’s post is going to be a little bit different, son. Basically, I’d like to have a direct dialogue with my audience, man. With that being said, I want to ask a simple question: what does everyone want to see on this site? Now, at this point, I’ve spent a number of years just rambling about whatever crossed my mind. On the real, I’m super thankful for everybody who holds me down, fam. In any case, I’ve never really taken the time to cater to the needs of my supporters. Well, that changes today, bruh!

All in all, I’d like to hear from all of the fine folks out there. So, what kind of topics would people like to see me touch on? Is there a different format that I should consider embracing? Feel free to let me know on any of my platforms: Facebook, Instagram, Twitter or right here on this site. Side bar, my handle is “icbfdotcom” on all of those social media sites. Thanks a lot, brethren. LC out.

P.S. Shout-out to my wife Triciah for giving me the idea to do this. Love ya, babe!

So, I Was On A Podcast…

So, I’m going to keep this brief, son. Basically, I was recently featured on a podcast, man. With that being said, I want to give a major shout-out to my homie, Huey Booker. For whatever reason, he thought I’d be a good guest on his The Book of Huey podcast. In any case, I was featured on his “Black Men Speak, Vol. 1: Legacy” episode. On it, we talked about a variety of topics, ranging from marriage to fatherhood to my blog. In addition, we spoke about a few of the lessons learned from Black Panther. Hell, he even asked me about my time on Ask A Black Man with MadameNoire. All in all, we covered a lot of bases and spoke pretty candidly.

Now, all of the fine folks out there can listen to the episode below. Side note, now that I’ve done a podcast, I’m putting the pressure on Sydnee Washington and Marie Faustin to put me on their The Unofficial Expert show. Look, I’m just saying, fam. Anyway, The Book of Huey will be available on YouTube, iTunes, Stitcher, etc. However; I’m posting the SoundCloud link below. Either way, get down with the getdown and listen to Black men keeping it a buck. That is all. LC out.

Will Smith Has The Best Account On Instagram

So, let me be real, son. These days, I spend a lot of time talking about serious topics. I mean, there’s so much fuckity-fuck shit going on, I feel like I need to make sense of it all. In any case, I’d like to take this time to speak about something lighthearted. With that being said, let’s all touch base about Will Smith‘s awesome Instagram account. Real talk, his videos may be the best thing about IG right now, man. All in all, if anyone disagrees, do us all a favor and get acquainted with Willard’s greatness.

Ok, let me explain why I’m such a fan of Smith’s IG antics. Now, growing up, I was a HUGE fan of The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air. On the real, Smith was a cotdamn fool and it always made for entertaining television. Anyway, when I look at Smith’s IG page, it’s clear as day that he wasn’t acting on that show. Like, that’s REALLY his personality, fam. Look, I pretty much always knew that, but it’s dope as hell to see it in real time, bruh. Listen, this dude is one of the most successful people in the world and he’s still out here terrorizing his children and acting an ass. Yeah, we can wax poetically about his inspirational videos, which are great, but I’m also here for the jokes, people. Keeping it a buck, his tomfoolery encourages me to continue being my stupid ass self. Sorry in advance, kids.

In the end, there’s nothing else for me to say, son. Ultimately, I could describe my favorite posts from his feed, but I’d much rather show them, man. With that being said, folks can take a look at my favorite videos below. By and by, people can take a break from the twerking videos for a second. Yes, I know they’re wonderful, but they’ll still be there after we’re done here, fam. That is all. LC out.

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