How Is No One Else From ‘Tiger King’ In Prison?

So, I won’t lie, son. On the real, I, along with most of America, spent a good portion of my quarantine time watching Tiger King: Murder, Mayhem and Madness. Anyway, I’m not one of those people who thinks that Joe Exotic shouldn’t be in prison. I mean, regardless of whether or not he really tried to kill Carole Baskin, he still unlawfully sold tiger cubs and killed older tigers. But, I truly don’t understand how no one else is in prison, man. Like, damn near everyone in that series did copious amounts of illegal shit, fam.

Look, let’s just go down the line, bruh. First, Baskin absolutely killed Don Lewis, her “missing” ex-husband. Son, she literally joked that the only way to get a tiger to eat someone is to cover them in sardine oil. Sardine oil, fam. Now, I’m no detective, but that sounds like the meanest of Freudian slips, man. In any case, someone needs to seriously look into this woman, bruh. Frankly, I’m glad that the ID Channel is on the case, brethren.

Second, if there was a real plot to kill Carole Baskin, then Jeff Lowe, Allen Glover and James Garretson were DEFINITELY in on it. As a matter of fact, there’s more evidence to suggest their involvement than Exotic. Furthermore, we have verifiable proof that Glover lied during Exotic’s trial. Son, on a wiretap AND on video, Glover admitted that he never made it to Florida to kill Baskin. But, on the witness stand, he said that he went to Tampa on Exotic’s orders. *Sigh* That’s CLEARLY perjury, man. The fact is, if Exotic had an even remotely competent defense team, they would’ve torn Glover to shreds, fam.

All I can say is, every single person in this series is shady as shit, bruh. Also, it’s fucked up that they all turned on Exotic in the end. Hell, EVERYONE testified against that motherfucker, son. Now, I know that Joe Exotic was a bastard, but they all were/are. Real talk, I can’t remember the last time I’ve seen such an unsavory cast of characters, man. Keeping it a buck, they just need to lock all of these heathens up, fam.

In the end, I was thoroughly enthralled by this series, bruh. Ultimately, Netflix dropped that fire at the right time, son. By and by, I just hope that Joe Exotic isn’t the only person who goes down for his shenanigans. At the end of the day, there’s plenty of fuckery to go around, man. The way I see it, all of these animal lovers are out of their cotdamn minds, fam. That is all. LC out.

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