A Letter To Tariq St. Patrick

Dear Tariq St. Patrick,

Fuuuuuuuuuuck yooooooou! My Lord, you are EASILY one of the worst characters to ever disrespect my television screen. Real talk, if either of my sons did HALF of the fuckity-fuck shit you’ve done, I’d banish them to the abyss and start from scratch. In any case, the wrong St. Patrick died last episode. All I can say is, Rest In PeaceReina.

Now, before I talk about your sister, let’s go through your dizzying display of assholery. The shitshow started when you found out that Ghost was cheating on Tasha. To be fair, I could understand being upset that your father wanted to break up the family. However; your disrespect levels went off the fucking charts, man! I swear, if my boys EVER talked to me the way that you talked to your parents, they wouldn’t have tongues, bruh. Some shit will NEVER be tolerated, fam!

So, now that your “perfect life” has been tarnished, what do you do? Get yourself involved with a psycho like Kanan. You’re literally the heir to an empire, but you’re out here doing petty ass home invasions. What kind of simpleton behavior is this, son? Oh, you think you’re hard now because you drink lean and rip off rich White people? See, that’s exactly why Jukebox had your dumb ass helmed up in that house. Man, you’re softer than baby shit in warm water, bruh.

With all of that being said, your clowncake actions are now the reason why your twin sister is dead. Despite the fact that you treated her poorly, she STILL tried to come to your aid. She confronted the dirty cop who was trying to murk you and ended up with a bullet meant for you. Are you happy now, you piece of post-tequila vomit? Are you satisfied with yourself?! Your sister took her last breath while you hid behind a wall. Like, it isn’t possible to be a bigger bitch than you, man. You’re truly the worst of the fucking worst, son!

Ultimately, do us all a favor and disappear. As a matter of fact, I hope all the bad things in life happen to you and only you. Word to Silky Johnson, bruh. In the end, you have NO redeeming qualities, fam. Way to be a disgrace to everyone and everything, man.

Sincerely,

A dude who wanted you to get knocked off last season

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