Look, let me get straight to the point, son. Something needs to be done about North Korea, man. All I know is, Kim Jong-un is out here wilin’, fam! On the real, this man seems hell bent on challenging America‘s nuclear capabilities. At this point, I don’t know what to make of this situation, bruh. I don’t know what Jong-un is going to try and I DAMN SURE don’t trust Donald Trump to make the right decision. All in all, if cooler heads don’t prevail, we may legitimately have a war on our hands, people.
Now, where should I start, son? Ok, so, North Korea is upping the ante with their missile tests, man. Apparently, they now have missiles powerful enough to reach American soil. From what I’ve read, there are only two factors preventing Jong-un from having a functioning nuclear weapon: a warhead strong enough to survive the heat of orbit and a reliable guidance system. Originally, American scientists thought North Korea could have a nuke by 2020. Now, they believe that they can achieve this feat by 2018. By and by, shit just got real, fam!
With all of that being said, what does Trump do? Threaten North Korea with “fire and fury.” According to President Orange, his plan is to hit Jong-un with power the likes of which “the world has never seen.” Keep in mind, the United States is the only nation to ever actually use a nuke. So, is Trump openly threatening another country with nuclear war? Bruh, someone come get this man! That can’t possibly be the first option, son. Listen, I’m all about a preemptive strike, but we can’t be out here just trading nukes with muhfuckas, man! Also, based on Jong-un’s “turn the US mainland into the theater of a nuclear war” response, this is exactly what he wants, fam!
In the end, all I want to know is, are there any bunkers in New York? I mean, at the rate this shit is headed, I need to find some shelter for my family, son. In addition, I should probably start stocking up on canned goods, man. Real talk, all of my Hispanic bredren better have that Goya on deck, bruh! Ultimately, it’s going to be a long armageddon, folks. LC out.