Damn, Tiger! In High School You Were The Man, Tiger!

So, to begin, I’ll admit that I don’t know a lot about this situation, man. All I know is, Tiger Woods just caught a DUI charge. In addition, his mugshot looks CRAZY, son! Like, that’s the same dude who won 14 major championships? Good Lord, man, this guy’s fall from grace has been one of the most outlandish things to witness. All in all, whenever ESPN decides to pull the trigger, Tiger’s 30 for 30 documentary is going to be EPIC, fam!

Now, before I continue, let me get one thing out of the way: Tiger Woods is the greatest golfer of all time. Yes, I’m fully aware of who Jack Nicklaus is. I’m fully aware of who Arnold Palmer is. Also, I’m fully aware of Gary Player, Ben Hogan and Sam Snead too. With all of that being said, NO ONE ever dominated golf like Tiger did in his prime. I mean, it’s not even close, son. Shit, if anyone doesn’t believe me, just go back and revisit his 12 stroke win at the 1997 Masters Tournament. Keeping it a buck, Tiger was essentially the golf version of a “create-a-player,” fam.

In any case, by now, I’m sure we all know what happened to Tiger. Ever since his rampant infidelity became a news story in 2009, he’s never been the same, bruh. Look, even by the numbers, he won his last major in 2008. Frankly, Tiger’s golf game was immaculate when he was smashing any woman with a pulse. Ok, yes, injuries have also played a big role in his decline. However; let’s be real, he won that 2008 U.S. Open title on a fucked up leg, son. Listen, all I’m saying is, I don’t think it’s a coincidence that he lost his glow when he lost his hoes, man.

In the end, we now live in a time where Tiger is an afterthought. Moving on, when it comes to his recent arrest, he claims that he had an “unexpected reaction” to prescription medicine. Now, that may very well be true, but he looks crazy nonetheless, son. Ultimately, it’s a damn shame that the G.O.A.T. is nothing more than a punchline now. By and by, he just needs to pack up his clubs and retire, fam. Look, the run is over, Tiger. It’s over, man. Just try to bow out with some form of dignity, bruh. LC out.

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