Get Sean Spicer The F*ck Outta Here!

On the real, how many “Get (Blank) The F*ck Outta Here! posts have I written, son? I swear, I find new targets everyday, man. In fact, Donald Trump‘s administration is the gift that keeps on giving. Mainly because someone is CONSTANTLY doing something stupid. With that being said, Sean Spicer is the next sucker to get this work, bruh. All jokes aside, after comparing Bashar al-Assad to Adolf Hitler, Spicer would be lucky if I didn’t roast him for the next week.

Now, before I continue, let’s briefly talk about chemical weapons. So, by definition, chemical weapons fall under the following categories: blister agents, nerve agents, blood agents and choking agents. Sarin, for example, is considered a nerve agent. In addition, hydrogen cyanide is considered a blood agent. This is notable because that particular compound was used to make Zyklon B, the deadly gas used in the Nazi extermination camps. Ok, with all of that being said, let’s get back to Spicer.

So, during a briefing on Tuesday, this fucktard Spicer stated that not even Hitler used chemical weapons against his own people. He made this remark as a way to demonize Assad’s recent sarin attack in Syria. Now, the fact that Spicer was fundamentally wrong about Nazi weaponry wasn’t even the most egregious part here. This dude actually tried to downplay the pain and suffering of the MILLIONS who died under the Hitler regime. Yo! Who’s fucking man is this, son?! Good fucking Lord, how is Trump cool with this asshat publicly representing him? Oh, I forgot, Trump doesn’t know shit either!

Look, roughly 11 million people died in the Holocaust, with about 3 million victims reaching their fate in the extermination camps. It’s absolutely unconscionable that a man like Spicer can occupy his position without having an understanding of basic fucking history. Bruh, not only did Hitler use chemical weapons, but millions of innocent people died as a result. Keeping it a buck, Assad isn’t any more of a villain because he used sarin instead of hydrogen cyanide.

Listen, no hyperbole is needed to describe the atrocities that the Syrian people are currently facing. Ultimately, Spicer diminished the entire plight of the Jewish community just to further a political agenda. All in all, I truly can’t find the words to properly display how disgusted I am, man.

In the end, I will be blown away if Spicer gets to keep his job after this. This clown has consistently shown that he’s woefully unprepared for this position. Trump needs to fire his ass and then give him a bunch of history textbooks. Clearly, this idiot doesn’t know shit about shit. Then again, those same textbooks need to be read to Trump too. *Sigh* LC out.

P.S. I would like everyone to note that I wrote “extermination camps” instead of “Holocaust centers.” Spicer really referred to these death facilities as “Holocaust centers,” man. I… I can’t. That is all.

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