Ok, so, I’m well aware of the fact my posts normally deal with logic, facts and sound arguments. However; fuck ALL of that today, son! I’m just here for the jokes, man. I’m here for all of the lulz, memes and slanderous comments. While I don’t believe not, nann, none of this story about Blac Chyna and Rob Kardashian, I still think it’s a comical ass situation to laugh at. If Angela Renée Kardashian really ran off on the plug twice, like Rob is insinuating, he’s without a doubt the dumbest man walking the Earth right now.
Now, like I’ve said before, I’m not here for the facts, man. I just want to laugh at some fuckery. Apparently, Rob came home one day and Chyna hit him with the Harry Houdini. When he looked around, she was gone, their newborn daughter Dream Kardashian was gone, and even the nursery he built was gone. This comes after a “hacker” leaked a bunch of her Instagram DM’s, which seem to show her calling Rob all types of “fat loser” and hollering at random rappers. To make matters funnier, excuse me, worse, the “hacker” seemed to expose her plan to leave Rob after a year.
So, I just have one question for Rob: what the fuck did he think was going to happen, son? This man decided to date the ex-girlfriend/baby mother of his sister’s current boyfriend and thought shit was going to be cool? He decided to impregnate a former stripper/current Fit Tea promoter and thought she wasn’t after the money? Wait, did anyone actually think this relationship was real in the first place? Man… Get. The. Flying. Fuck. Out. Of. Here! Is this even news? Why am I seeing outlets like CNN covering this shit? I swear, as a country, we are WAAAAAY too invested in whatever fuck shit the Kardashian’s are doing. At this point, I’m a firm believer that EVERYTHING they do is for a storyline. With that being said, if Blac Chyna is nothing more than an opportunist, then that’s exactly what they asked for. That family has done nothing but mine everyone’s business for attention. If there’s any doubt about that, just go ask Lamar Odom.
In the end, Angela took the Jedi mantel from Joanne The Scammer and ran off with all of Rob’s duckets and feelings. All we can do now is sit back, laugh and then move on to some shit that’s actually important. Good day.