Hey, Hillary, Just Blame Colin Powell

Honestly, I’m tired of talking about Hillary Clinton, son. I’m also tired of talking about Donald Trump and I’m tired of talking about this entire presidential election. Up until this point, this whole race has been nothing but high-grade, top shelf tomfoolery. Day after day, the shenanigans increase at alarming rates and it pains me to know one of these two people will most likely be our next president. With that being said, Hillary’s private email saga simply won’t die, man. Now entering the realm of stupidity is none other than Colin Powell. Apparently, he’s done the same foolishness Hillary’s now in trouble for. How splendid, son. How splendid indeed.

Now, here’s the thing I don’t understand about the Democrats strategy here: do they really believe dragging Powell into this is going to make Hillary look better? Look, son, if I kick a puppy in the face, I can’t bring up another person who kicked a puppy in the face as if that makes my action alright. The fact of the matter is Hillary was having inappropriate conversations on her private email server. Regardless of how all of her supporters try to spin this, just because Powell was talking to foreign leaders on his own private email server, that doesn’t justify Hillary’s email use.

Maybe I’m getting ahead of myself, but for those who missed it, back in 2009, Powell informed Hillary of the virtues of using a private email server. Apparently, during his tenure as Secretary of State, Powell used this method to essentially circumvent the government servers. Now, as we all know, the GOP has been trying to crucify Hillary for her email-related behavior. With that being said, the Democrats have released old conversations between Powell and Hillary in an attempt to reshape the narrative. However; I’m not drinking the Kool-Aid, son. Showing evidence of someone else’s wrongdoing doesn’t make everything okay. As far as I’m concerned, we should dig up BOTH of these fools’ past emails. Let’s see just how far down the rabbit hole the shit goes, man. No one should be safe, bro.

Honestly, I have nothing else to say. I hate our presidential candidates, man. All of them. They all suck, son. On the real, everyone needs to just pencil me in on their November ballot. At this point, I’m positive I can do a better job than these clowns. Well, then again, my temper might result in World War 3. Nah, I’ll be cool. I promise. Good day.

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