Shut The F*ck Up, Kobe!

I’ll be the first to admit, it’s very easy to hate on Kobe Bryant. While most people hate him because of his douchebaggy ways on the court, he’s also no stranger to off-the-court tomfoolery. With that being said, I’m not as surprised as I thought I’d be by his recent comments regarding Trayvon Martin. I mean, talk about putting your foot in your mouth, son. Even if you find merit in Kobe’s stance on “societal progression,” it’s abundantly clear he chose the WRONG time to express that belief.

Now, where do I start with the fuckery? Ok, let me begin by saying, if I wasn’t aware of the context of his statement, I’d be inclined to agree with Kobe. Any group, regardless of race, color, creed, etc., shouldn’t just come to a contemporary’s defense without being knowledgable of the situation. Nobody wants to jump off of a ledge only to find out they were mistaken about the pretenses of the incident. Side note, this ideal doesn’t count during a bar fight. Even if my dude is wrong, I’m punching the shit out of whoever else, son. In any case, this type of thought process has no business being brought up when discussing the death of Trayvon.

Now, for those who are unaware, Kobe’s comments came as a response to the Miami Heat donning hoodies in support of the slain teen. Why would this fool choose that particular moment to throw daggers at the Heat players? Since when is it wrong to recognize the life of someone who was unjustly murdered? Then, after realizing how much flack he was catching for his words, Kobe tried to backtrack and say he believed Trayvon was “wronged.” Well, if that’s what he truly believes, that makes his criticism that much more ridiculous. If he actually feels the system failed Trayvon, his condemnation of others for reacting has absolutely no merit. This would mean the Heat players, and anyone who showed solidarity, are completely justified in their actions. Way to make yourself look like more of an asshole than you already are, Kobe Bryant.

All in all, this clown should just get back to focusing on “hero ball.” That’s all he’s really good for anyway. As a man who doesn’t pass the ball, maybe he shouldn’t pass commentary either. Keep your stupidity to yourself, Bean.

STFU, Florida Jurors!

Disclaimer: For just one second, take a look at one of the people I’m about to talk about in this post. Her picture says it all, man. It absolutely says it all.

Now, I don’t know about you, but I have no interest in hearing or seeing any interviews with jurors from high profile cases. At this point, their opinion is meaningless, especially if they didn’t get the job done. To make matters worse, I feel like these shitheads are simply looking for their 15 minutes of fame. With that being said, would the jurors from the Michael Dunn and George Zimmerman cases kindly shut the fuck up? No one wants to hear about what should have happened, especially since the proper outcomes didn’t happen.

First, I’d like to talk about the “thing” that’s pictured above. That lady’s name is Creshuna Miles. She was one of the jurors in the Dunn case for killing Jordan Davis. Now, according to Creshuna, Dunn was guilty of second-degree murder, not because he was a bad guy, but only because he made “bad decisions.” Apparently, the case was never about race and it didn’t influence her decision at all. Wait, excuse me? The case wasn’t about race? So the constant referral to “thugs” and “thug music” had nothing to do with race? The countless examples of Black men being unfairly targeted and victimized had nothing to do with race? Would she still be saying that if it was her father, her brother or her son who was the victim? I’m actually at a loss for words right now. Job well done, Creshuna. Job well done.

Second, I would like Valerie from the Dunn trial and Maddy from the Zimmerman trial to keep their feelings to themselves. In both instances, both individuals believed Dunn and Zimmerman got away with murder. However, how the hell is that supposed to help now? Are they looking to curry favor with the public with their “convictions?” I don’t give two shits about hypothetical situations. I don’t care if they “think” these men are guilty. The fact of the matter is, justice wasn’t served. At this moment in time, Zimmerman is a free man and Dunn isn’t paying his just due for murdering Davis.

In the end, it would be best if these jurors just kept their opinions to themselves. Their interviews on CNN, ABC and Fox aren’t going to bring these dead teenagers back and it isn’t going to punish the guilty parties. All jurors should just remain in their homes and ruminate over the fact they failed. That is all, man. That is all.

I’m Dunn With Florida

I’m thoroughly convinced the state of Florida is actually a different planet. I’m positive the residents don’t breathe the same air we do and don’t bleed red when cut. That’s the only way I can explain the continual fuckery that happens in that part of the country. If we all leave it to the idiots in the “Sunshine State,” they’d probably try to convince us the world is flat, the sky is purple and Michael Dunn was defending himself against Jordan Davis. While I’m becoming increasingly numb to the lack of justice in this country, it’s still a damn shame a jury couldn’t seem to agree on an idea EVERYONE ELSE knows to be true.

Now, the last time I checked, loud music wasn’t a threat to someone’s life. The last time I checked, there’s no legislation that states someone should load up their clips to combat a noise ordinance violation. Ok, so Dunn was bothered by the loudness of Davis’ music? Who the fuck cares, son! Are we all going to ignore the constant ploy by Dunn and his legal team to deem Davis a “thug?” That’s the way bigots always get us, man. As long as you can convince a crowd the Black kid was a “danger,” despite having no proof whatsoever, the crowd will just blindly run with it. That’s the same shit George Zimmerman‘s defense team did against Trayvon Martin. They were able to convince people Trayvon was a criminal, despite the fact Zimmerman is the one with the documented history of aggression and violence. Alas, that fucktard is walking free and Trayvon’s parents are left to grieve.

Moving on, the conviction against Dunn is nothing but a hollow victory. While he’s facing serious time for the three counts of attempted murder and the final count of firing into the car, the jury’s inability to convict him for Davis’ death is nothing but a slap in the face. They’re essentially saying Dunn had a right to be scared of the Black kid. Despite the fact Davis was in his car, unarmed, Dunn had a right to walk up to him and shoot at him and his friends. Let’s get one thing straight: there’s a gigantic difference between actually being in danger and simply thinking you’re in danger. When are we going to stop punishing Black people for being Black? When are we going to stop being unfairly pegged as the aggressors, the thugs and the delinquents? When are our lives going to matter as much as anyone else’s? I know one thing for sure, if Zimmerman and Dunn were Black and killed two White teenagers, they’d both get the death penalty. The transparency of these situations are equally clear and disturbing.

In the end, I have nothing else to say. I’d like to thank Florida for continuing the unfounded bias against and fear of Black men. Thank you for always thinking the worst and reacting harshly in situations that don’t call for it. I’m going to thoroughly enjoy explaining to my son this country doesn’t give a shit about him. I’m going to be delighted in telling him in spite of anything he might accomplish, he’ll still be a dangerous “thug” in the eyes of his counterparts. Awesome. Just awesome.

Go Away, George Zimmerman

Now, I may be wrong, but George Zimmerman is one of a kind. I can’t readily think of another human being who has milked his “15 minutes of fame” based on such a horrible act. The fact this man is still in the news is mind-boggling to me. It’s one thing to be in constant trouble with the law, but it’s a completely different situation to become involved in celebrity boxing. Yes, people, this fucktard is looking to fight someone inside of a boxing ring. Apparently, killing teenagers and threatening women aren’t good enough for him.

Honestly, this will probably be a short post because my brain can’t comprehend the fuckery of this circumstance. Now, maybe it’s just me, but if I got away with killing someone, the last thing on Earth I’d be looking for is more attention. Alas, Zimmerman must have studied at the University of OJ Simpson. Neither one of those clowns appear to have the ability to lay low and keep their mouths shut. Seriously, how many stories have to come out about this man before we realize he’s nothing more than a violent thug? He murders kids, threatens multiple women with guns and assaults police officers. However, this idiot is still somehow allowed to walk free. To add insult to injury, now he wants to box people. While I have a fantastic imagination, I couldn’t make any of this shit up, son. Why won’t this man just disappear?

All in all, I wholeheartedly hope someone beats the living shit out of this guy in a boxing ring. Apparently, The Game, DMX and Michael Lohan all want to take shots at this fool, pun intended. For my money, I hope Jayceon is the one who gets his paws on Zimmerman. That just might be enough damage to make me feel a little bit better. But only a little bit, man. I still want this dude to go far, far, faaaaaaaar away. Dear Lord, please make this happen. Amen.

P.S. This man has Jedi-levels of audacity for saying he wants to fight Kanye West for beating up “defenseless people.” Oh, you mean defenseless like a teenager walking outside with Skittles and Iced Tea? What fucking planet does this dumbass live on? The last time I checked, Kanye doesn’t have any bodies on his record. Jesus Christ, I’m done!