What The F*ck Is Mimi Doing?

Nah, son. Naaah, son. NAAAAAH, SON! My brain literally cannot comprehend the fuckery of Mimi Faust right now. I mean, who in the hell told her sex tapes were still the wave, bruh? After all of the sob stories and the Stevie J/Joseline Hernandez bashing, this is what she chose to do to make herself hot in these streets? On the real, what does she even expect to gain from this? Kim Kardashian gets no respect, Paris Hilton has all but disappeared and Pam Anderson is old. The jig is all of the way up, son.

All jokes aside, ain’t Mimi in her cotdamn 40s, bruh? What part of the game is this, man? How is she going to explain this shit to her daughter? Not only did her “man” leave her and marry a former stripper, now she’s hanging from shower rods and getting her “double wrist” action on in WorldStarHipHop videos. Talk about falling off of a damn cliff, son. Can it possibly get any worse for this woman? These situations are all consecutive L’s, man. Mimi’s out here looking like Shock-Kim The Clown right now. I’m relatively sure she’s crying in her house at the moment.

In the end, I only have one message for Ms. Mimi Faust: NO ONE WANTS TO SEE YOU BUST IT OPEN, WOMAN! Please, remove yourself from public consciousness. Thank you and have a nice day.