Posts Tagged ‘DC Comics’

Christopher Nolan is a victim of his own success. Between Memento, Inception and The Dark Knight, people expect their lives to be changed with each film. Unfortunately for them, this expectation clouds their ability to enjoy a new film based on its own merits. Luckily for me, I don’t have that problem. With that being said, after watching The Dark Knight Rises, I can conclude that the movie was FUCKING AWESOME!

OK, let me start by getting this out of the way: TDKR was not better than TDK. There, are the detractors happy now? What naysayers fail to realize, TDK was one of the greatest movies of all-time. What Heath Ledger accomplished as the Joker was completely unfuckwittable. To be honest, I think his death tainted his performance. Regardless of his fate, he still deserved that Oscar. That’s how incredible his portrayal was. Comparing TDKR to that isn’t fair. Was Michael Jackson‘s Bad a terrible album because it wasn’t Thriller? Fuck no! In actuality, that’s the perfect comparison. Batman Begins is Off The Wall, TDK is Thriller and TDKR is Bad. Each one is great in its own right but overshadowed by the famous “middle child.”

Although Bane isn’t as charismatic as the Joker, he isn’t supposed to be. He’s supposed to be Batman‘s ultimate physical and mental challenge. In that regard, Tom Hardy succeeded. First, he beat the living shit out of Bruce and then forced him to watch his city being destroyed, helplessly. Sidebar, I want Bane’s coat for the winter. That shit was fly as hell. In any case, while I was initially skeptical of Hardy’s ability to embody Bane, he quelled my doubts by being simultaneously calm and insane in his actions. Who else could get away with simply saying “Mr. Wayne” before breaking a man’s back? If the Joker was over the top, Bane was understated yet way more devious.

While I’m sure my words won’t cause a detractor to reconsider, I could care less. I have every intention of seeing that movie again so I can bask in its anarchy. Viva la Batman!

So it’s legitimately unhealthy how excited I am for this movie. There isn’t any event, natural disaster or terrorist attack that can stop me from watching this tomorrow. Nothing else needs to be said. Batman is my favorite hero, Bane is my favorite Batman villain and Christopher Nolan does no wrong. I expect this film to be nothing short of mind-blowing, mind-altering, and mind-something-else-awesome. So, in preparation for the pending awesomeness, here’s a 13-minute preview of the movie, including interviews with the cast and crew. Nobody better call me tomorrow. I’m ignoring all calls, texts, e-mails, etc. Good day to all.

So the other day, my homegirl Allie asked me who Bane was since he’s going to be the primary antagonist in the upcoming The Dark Knight Rises movie. Since I’m the champion of all things Batman, I feel like it’s my American duty to explain the awesomeness that is Bane.

Bane first appeared in 1993 and was the central figure in a story arc called “Knightfall.” In the story, Bane is a criminal genius who is also a physical behemoth due to his use, and dependence, on a steroid-like drug called “Venom.” He was smart enough to uncover Batman’s secret identity, and in an effort to weaken the “Caped Crusader,” released all of the most dangerous criminals from Arkham Asylum. This all led to a confrontation at Wayne Manor, where Bane beat the living shit out of Bruce, and ultimately, broke his back. Sidebar, the picture above is how it was depicted in the comics.

Bane’s always been one of my favorite characters because he didn’t just represent brute force. He could match wits with Batman, so the story lines were always interesting. With that being said, I was appalled by the way he was represented in that stupid ass Batman & Robin movie. They turned one of the best villains into some dumbass simpleton, which goes against his entire character. Sidebar, George Clooney‘s Batman costume had nipples in that movie son. Who the fuck OK’d that? Joel Schumacher should have been subjected to the torture rack for directing such an abomination. In any case, I know Christopher Nolan is going to make up for this in The Dark Knight Rises, so needless to say, I can’t wait. Viva la Bane!

P.S. They just released a new trailer for the upcoming film. You can watch it below. My anxiety is at such a high level right now, I’m physically in pain. July 20 can’t come soon enough.

With all of the superhero movies making a killing at the box office these days, the industry is still missing some of the best ideas. While I’m an unabashed Batman fanatic, despite the new Spider-Man trailer looking dope and even though the Avengers movie was crazy, there’s still some stories I’d love to see. So let’s cut to the chase: Hollywood, I need to see the following comic book movies ASAP.

- The Death of Superman
- X-Men: Onslaught
- X-Men: The Dark Phoenix Saga
- World War Hulk
- Thanos: The Infinity Gauntlet (which we might get after seeing the Avengers movie)

As soon as all of these happen, I can die a happen man. This is a short post because nothing else needs to be said. Somebody write these scripts now. No, right now! Stop reading this and make the movies dammit! Thank you and good day.

With The Avengers killing box office numbers, and The Dark Knight Rises hitting theaters in about 2 months, I’m definitely in my “2nd Childhood” right now. I feel like I’m 10-years-old again, reading Spider-Man comic books in class. If you were a comic nerd growing up, I’m sure you had countless arguments about who would beat who in a fight. One of the most intense debates always revolves around who would win in a battle between The Hulk and Superman. One on hand, you have a creature who only gets stronger the angrier he gets, and on the other hand, you have an alien who’s damn near invincible due to solar power. Well, a computer designer decided to take on this challenge. He animated a fight between the 2 heroes, and needless to say, IT’S FUCKING AWESOME! My only beef is, where’s part 3 to this series? In any case, watch the videos below. As a disclaimer, prepare for your mind to be blown. Chuuuch.