Let me start by saying, UConn‘s entire run in the NCAA tournament has been entertaining as shit to watch, son. If you could get over the fact your bracket was hit with a thousand hadoukens, it’d be a lot easier to enjoy watching this train roll. One year after getting banned by the powers that be, the team came back and reclaimed the throne for the fourth time since 1999. Fuck what you heard, that’s a hell of a story, bruh. Needless to say, I want to congratulate Kevin Ollie, Shabazz Napier and the rest of the Hungry Huskies for shutting March Madness down.
Now, with that out of the way, I’d like to take this time to address the bandwagon hoppers. Keep it real, son, NONE OF YOU PICKED UCONN TO WIN IT ALL! Just look at the numbers, man. Out of over 11 million brackets, only 0.3 percent picked the Huskies to win the title. Shit, only 2.6 percent even had either UConn or the Kentucky Wildcats in the title game, man. So, where did all of these fans come from? After last night’s win, my Facebook, Twitter and Instagram feeds were chock-full of people using phrases like “we did it” and “they doubted us.” Us? When the fuck did their accomplishment become your accomplishment, son? Last time I checked, most of the people I know aren’t from Connecticut and didn’t go to UConn. You brand new fans need to go back to St. Elsewhere with that pole-jocking shit, man.
In the end, this post isn’t for everyone. If you’ve rooted for the Huskies before five minutes ago, continue to revel in the victory. However, if last night was your first time even uttering the team’s name, would you kindly shut the fuck up? Thank you and have a good day.
P.S. This picture of Drake after the Wildcats’ loss is pure jokes to me. It’ll be OK, Aubrey. It’ll be OK.