So let me get this straight: Evelyn Lozada finds a receipt for condoms in the house she shares with Chad Johnson, they argue with each other, and then he headbutts her? Like, for real, a headbutt? Just when you thought the Ochocinco fuckery couldn’t get any more fuckerous, he takes his talents to a new level. Sidebar, I’m not sure whether to call him Johnson or Ochocinco. He changes his name every 5 days, so if there’s a lack of consistency in this post, blame him, not me. In any case, while Chad is normally known for silly antics on and off the field, shit just got a little too real for his career.
Anyone who has unfortunately watched Chad and Evelyn’s relationship unfold on Basketball Wives can attest to the fact infidelity has always been an issue. He didn’t even try to hide the fact he might palm some foreign ass while on the road. While I’m guessing Evelyn preferred otherwise, she seemed to go along with Chad’s indiscretions. With that being said, I’m a little surprised a box of condoms could lead to E. Honda-level warfare. If you knew your spouse was a cheater before you got married, backseat backshots shouldn’t come as a surprise. My question is, what part of the game is headbutting people? Was he trying to imitate Zinedine Zidane? I know he tried out for a soccer team, but nah son, this isn’t the way to go.
All I know is, this stupid behavior is costing him money. The Miami Dolphins just dropped him, and there’s no guarantee he’ll be picked up by another team. Older athletes don’t have their pick of the litter, so assaulting his wife clearly doesn’t help his case. In the end, I wouldn’t be shocked if this story ended up on their upcoming reality show. VH1 is the type of channel that would capitalize off of bullshit like this. Gotta love America, I guess.